In order to set the world ablaze, you have to play with matches (original) (raw)

Fri, Oct. 5th, 2007, 02:10 am

Hey guys.

I forgot about this whole Livejournal thing.

I miss all you guys from YRUU and from back home. I'm up in boston being crazy and being Beth.

Send me letters @ 22 Greylock Rd, Allston, MA 02134.

I live on the fucking party street, yo.

P.S. if anyone want to attend out Hallowe'en party, you can stay at our house and come chill with us up here.

For serious.

It will be wicked cool.

Fri, Jan. 12th, 2007, 05:30 am

Breaking up is hard to do. Glad I wasn't the one doing it. Sad that is has to happen like this. Oh well.

O-bla-di o-bla-da...

Tue, Oct. 10th, 2006, 11:17 am

There. You happy Baby?

I'm posting as Sam has requested. I'm in Boston going to Simmons College.

It's AWESOME.

SEnd me e-mail or mail!

cortez@simmons.edu

1025 Beacon St B2520
Brookline, MA 02446

Lovers.

Sat, May. 13th, 2006, 01:39 am

Female Ejaculation!!!

"For our part, the fairer sex has enjoyed and indulged the sexual revolution. We found our clitoris, and in increasing numbers so have men." ---Alice Roissy Funniest line ever!

Fri, May. 12th, 2006, 11:10 pm

Over

Yup it's over. THankfully. I can't belive I lasted that long...

No, not with Sam sillies!

AUSTIN COLLEGE.

I'm so glad I'm goin home. I forgot how many people I know and love there.

Boston, watch out. I'll take you by storm too.

Tue, May. 9th, 2006, 12:44 pm

So I opened my mail today...

I FREAKING GOT AN ACCEPTANCE LETTER AS A TRANSFER STUDENT FROM SIMMONS College in Boston. I didn't even finish my application, and I wasn't expecting it so soon.

holy cow. how am i supposed to concentrate now?

k gotta write at least 8 more pages by three...

finals suck.

I'm goin to boston!!!!

Wed, May. 3rd, 2006, 01:19 pm

Did you know Zach Braff was Abe's Voice in Clone High?

"Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!"
"You're walking on thin Ice, man. Clone of Karen Carpenter thin.."
"They've got a great selection down at Pottery Pier and Barrel."
"Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?"
"Would you tell a sunset that it couldn't last forever?"
"And Mother Teresa's got that Teen Slasher Sex-Romp."
"To death bro."
"Saaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
"Do you mind? Some of us are nailing Catherine the Great here...or should I say Catherine the so-so?!"
"I couldn't have done it without you, Mr. B. And speaking of without you...go hide in the kitchen."
"What! Did you watch my movie, Joan, or did you just see it?"

"So, religion's for fools, eh? FOOLS and LIBERALS!"

Tue, May. 2nd, 2006, 10:57 pm

AH

Remember the memories...

"If life gives you lemons, clone those lemons and make super-lemons!"

p.s. Sam I love you more than watermelon. GASP!

p.p.s SAM, THE MINUTE I GET HOME... YOUR ASS IS NAKED (hope fully mine will be too)

Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006, 10:53 pm

I'm awesome, I look like a vagina.a gray vagina. oy vey.