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Friday, November 9th, 2007
2:40 am Just.... shut.... up... already..... please?
Monday, January 15th, 2007
2:11 pm Its been a loooong time.... Ive needed a place to just get away for awhile, and I had completely forgotten about here! MySpace is so over run, I cant say anything without being drilled by friends and fans of the show about it. At least over here, I know you all and I am safe. Well, I am officially graduating in a couple months now, and have no idea what I am going to do after. I know I want to get my MBA, but Im not sure if I want to take a couple months off first before doing that. Let me tell you all that havent been there, senioritis is not a myth. It is an existing condition and I am knee deep in it. On another note, the last few months have been terribly hard emotionally. I thought I had a great girlfriend, but then I found that she had gotten drunk and slept with this jackass tv psychic. As if that isn't bad enough, I then found out she had spread all sorts of terrible lies about me to people that knew, in a feeble attempt to in her mind, make sure I wouldnt find out abotu what she had done. Ya, made people hate me so they wouldnt tell me what she had done. For some reason I gave her another chance. She said she would do whatever it took to make things right. Seems like all we do is fight though. She has done some sweet things, but nothing seems like enough. I dont know what to do on this one, I want to leave her, but I dont like the thought of being without her. So in summation, Im screwed. Lets see, what else! Ummm just been crankin along out here with school, cant wait til its over. The classes I have just arent fun anymore, not challenging, and nothing Im interested in. Ok not all of them, I like my logic class and microbio is fun. Decided to stay in CO for spring break, anyone wanna come visit? So basically my life has just been a whole mess of confusion lately, CA or CO? Stay or Leave? Welcome to the world I guess! Current Mood: contemplative
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
9:09 pm Alright... well you people have once again proven yourself to be useless... looks like Im just gonna stay out here in Denver for another year or so, then move to where ever I want and find a grad school... Yaaaawn.. thats it for now, Im beat and once again have work at 5 am...
Thursday, October 27th, 2005
8:43 pm Well here's the dilemma..... One more year in Denver... BS in Nutrition and an RD, then grad school for my Masters... or transfer... somewhere... (with my GPA I'm thinkin thats prob anywhere I wanna go ;-) ) be in school for 2 more years and grad with a BS in Food Science.....
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
6:13 pm
Friday, September 30th, 2005
2:47 pm General asshatsCircle I LimboPETA MembersCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy WindOakland Raider FansCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & SnowCreationistsCircle IV Rolling WeightsParents who bring squalling brats to R-rated moviesCircle V Stuck in Mud, MangledRiver StyxQusay HusseinCircle VI Buried for EternityRiver PhlegyasGray DavisCircle VII Burning SandsUday HusseinCircle IIX Immersed in ExcrementOsama bin LadenCircle IX Frozen in IceDesign your own hell
Sunday, September 18th, 2005
8:40 pm Time again...! I have decided to change my major once again from Nutrition and Dietetics to Food Science... and since JWU doesn't offer it, Im transfering again..! Dunno where yet, but I have applied to Colorado State, Cal State Long Beach, Cal POly San Louis Obispo, San Francisco State, San Jose State, and San Diego State... now we just wait and see I guess... I'm looking forward to the change again, and the move... always good to meet new people, and get away from some of the old...!
Thursday, April 21st, 2005
1:08 pm Your Life Path Number Is 11 11 Your life path is greatly associated with spiritual awareness. As one of the two master numbers, the 11 yields understanding and knowledge beyond the grasp of others. The attitude toward life of those possessing this Life Path is somewhat extreme; extremely intuitive, avant-garde, idealistic, visionary, and cultured. These extremes make you an interesting, if unusual person, with much to offer society. The Life Path 11 person is deep-thinking, and you are no doubt interested in understanding many of life's mysteries and more intriguing facets. Your inventive mind and broad-minded views will permit you to succeed in life in any number of ventures. You can best serve society, however, in those endeavors utilizing your skills of counseling and guidance. Much of your idealism is people oriented and quite humanitarian in nature. You expect a great deal of yourself and of those to whom you are close.On the negative side, there is a lot of nervous tension associated with the 11 life path, and you can be a difficult person to deal with because of this. For this reason, relationships, at times, can be difficult. This is a Life Path that seems to feature broad mood swings between the elation and depression. You are likely to have trouble making decisions and getting your life in gear, so to speak. There is a tendency for the 11 to harbor feelings of uneasiness, and dissatisfaction with accomplishments and personal progress in life. Your grandiose schemes usually make sense, but you can get off the track and they can be very impractical. You have a very distinct side that lacks common sense, and you are quite often unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality. In this regard, you are perhaps more of a dreamer than a doer. When you do get on target, your ideas seem to have been inspired on high. Perhaps you are not a leader, but you are a visionary and a very talented idea person.
Monday, October 11th, 2004
10:55 pm
Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
4:39 pm Wow.... This is the first really beautiful day that I have seen since i have been in Denver.... 72ยบ, sunny, slight cool breeze its gorgeous.... and of course it would fall on a day WHERE I HAVE 3 PROJECTS TO DO... so I'm stuck inside... oh well, hope for more...
Sunday, April 25th, 2004
5:14 pm I'm bored, so this is what you get... "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you'll have to start talking to them." -Steve Martin"Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired." -unknown"Criticism isn't half as effective as sabotage." -unknown"Don't be humble. You're not that great." -Golda Meir"A woman drove me to drink. And I haven't even had the courtesy to thank her." -W.C. Fields"My favorite animal is steak." -Fran Lebowitz"If you don't like somebody, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you are a mile away from him, and you have his shoes.""A wise man doesn't play leapfrog with a unicorn." -unknown"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." "An alcoholic is anyone you don't like that drinks more than you do." -Dylan Thomas"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.""Everything is funny, as long as it is happening to somebody else." -Will Rogers"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think thats how dogs spend their lives." -Sue Murphy"Don't put a sock in a toaster."
Saturday, April 24th, 2004
11:00 am I thinks I've been here to long..... .. I'm walking around in shorts, a tshirt, and sandals and it's 43 outside.... Wonder if I'll be able to survive the summer back home now..
Friday, April 23rd, 2004
3:47 pm
1:44 pm Another one down.... No more stewing and braising for me mister, oh not, not for me... Done with another one and on to Baking and Pastry.. Most of my classmates are not at all looking forward to this but I am kind of interested. I guess in most of the culinary industry bakers and patissiers are looked down upon as a lower class, but I think I'll enjoy this stuff... Especially the specialty breads.. Yum!
Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
11:10 pm Kids these days..... .... they're all retarded... now I know I was too, to an extent but not this bad... As I am sure you are all aware today is April 20th meaning 4/20 to these retards... Now none of them are sure why this particular date means anything all they know is that it means they should smoke a whole bunch of weed... Retards... they're stupid enough without being obliterated stoned, but now they all want to talk about it too... "Dude, its like 420, I like cant believe you're going to class" Asshole #2 then responds "I know bro but like if I miss another class the chef is gonna like drop me man" to which asshole #1 quickly replies "Dude, we should totally start like a stoner religion so we could like make 420 a national holiday and then those fuckers couldn't like make us go to class on it or we could sue the fuck out of them" this apparently seems like a grand idea to all and they are going to start looking into it tomorrow... sure they are.. and you know why not, because they are retarded potheads and don't have the motivation or intelligence... and they wonder why that shit is illegal.. Oh well, let em smoke all they want, as I see it, thats a hell of a lot less competition in the job market in my future.. Let em sit on their couch in their parents basement watching south park and eating funyuns as long as I don't have to see them... but stoners beware, when I become king...
Monday, April 19th, 2004
3:14 am
Monday, April 12th, 2004
3:42 pm For Chris.... Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?Questions and Answers about Foreign Policy (and the U.S. Invasion of Iraq)(c) 2003 anarchie bunkerPermission is freely granted to copy, print, and distribute this material by any means, so long as the author is given proper credit and so long as this statement is included in any and all copies made for distribution.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction. Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them. Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq? A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections. Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we? A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election. Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction? A: To use them in a war, silly. Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them? A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves. Q: That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons with which they could have fought back? A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense. Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did. A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway. Q: And what was that? A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country. Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country? A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people. Q: Kind of like what they do in China? A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer. Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people? A: Right. Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured? A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured. Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China? A: I told you, China is different. Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq? A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist. Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad? A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad. Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad? A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured. Q: Like in Iraq? A: Exactly. Q: And like in China, too? A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not. Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor? A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us. Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists? A: Don't be a smart-ass. Q: I didn't think I was being one. A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba. Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement? A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway. Q: What's a military coup? A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States. Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup? A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend. Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate? A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate. Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader? A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan. Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan? A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th. Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th? A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men - fifteen of them Saudi Arabians - hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings in New York and Washington, killing 3,000 innocent people. Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that? A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban. Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands? A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too. Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001? A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs. Q: Fighting drugs? A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies. Q: How did they do such a good job? A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off. Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons? A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread. Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia? A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply. Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too? A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering. Q: What's the difference? A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name. A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends. Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia. A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan. Q: Who trained them? A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden. Q: Was he from Afghanistan? A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man. Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once. A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s. Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about? A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now. Q: So the Soviets - I mean, the Russians - are now our friends? A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either. Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too? A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast. Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do? A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade. Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s? A: Well, yeah. For a while. Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then? A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily. Q: Why did that make him our friend? A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy. Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds? A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend. Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend? A: Most of the time, yes. Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy? A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better. Q: Why? A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless unAmerican Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq? Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right? A: Yes. Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq? A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do. Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night. Q: Good night, Daddy.
9:39 am
Sunday, April 11th, 2004
12:27 pm Diet Info.... I know this will probably be followed by more of brainwashed ramblings of "Atkin's good, me lose weight, everyone else wrong" but since my friend Kelly collapsed suddenly and was admitted to the hospital with near fatal malnutrition after 3 years on the Atkin's diet (her body just decided "Hey I haven't been getting what I need, fuck it" hope it doesn't take to many deaths to make you realize this is bad for you), I am trying to convince people to get off their arse and just revert to good old diet and EXERCISE!!! Just tryin to help folks, there is no easy way. (By the way this whole diet and exercise thing, has taken me from 185 to 162 in seven weeks ;-) ) So anyways, here ya go if you're interested... http://www.gastronomica.org/gastro/pages/sample3.1.html
Monday, April 5th, 2004
12:38 am

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