The Life and Times of a Gay Man (original) (raw)

Nov. 23rd, 2005 04:41 pmYour LJ Prison by redfrog021UsernameFavorite Deadly SinYou are convicted ofBuggery of a Midget Clown With a Balloon AmimalAnd sentenced to2 yearsWardenaesairaisAbusive redneck guardshocktart_ctEasy to bribe guardaesairasCellmatezombie_pockyWants to make you their bitchdragons_den74Drops soap in the shower on purposeshocktart_ctWorks in the laundry and smells people's undiesaesairaisComes to see you for 'conjugal visits'aesairasQuiz created with MemeGen - Leave a comment

Nov. 5th, 2005 04:42 amDamn male P.M.S... I am in the mood swing mood.. I been thinking of the good and bad times of my life but seems I got more bad.. This is my 2nd time writing this due to some one did not want me to.. But Ha.. I win.. Its seems I been makeing the same mistakes over and over.. Even after I told myself I would not do that again.. and I hate it, even though I know no one is perfect and there are people who have it wost then me.. It seems I am the target of the gods and goddess' joke.. I know they love me.. But I hate the fact it seems I am getting tested but them more then normal and its taring me up.. I think its just I need to get out of this house.. But some one had the sick joke of making it so I cant drive.. I cant wait until my next life.. anything will be a step up from this sad thing of a body and life.. But dont worry Mada.. I am dieing of old age.. I know you will see to that.. :) All well.. I hope my day gets better.. I mean there is no where to go but up once you hit bottom.. Right??P.S. I HATE MALE P.M.S.!!!!!Current Mood: crazy1 comment - Leave a comment

Nov. 3rd, 2005 12:20 am I am the "ONE"!! You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix. Neo, the "One"75%Batman, the Dark Knight67%Captain Jack Sparrow63%Indiana Jones58%William Wallace54%James Bond, Agent 00754%El Zorro50%The Terminator42%Lara Croft42%Maximus38%The Amazing Spider-Man29%Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com1 comment - Leave a comment

Nov. 2nd, 2005 01:57 am Watch out boys Im a natural!Your Seduction Style: Au NaturalYou rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.1 comment - Leave a comment

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