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Anti-Safe Space Crusader Bret Stephens Apparently Needs A Safe Space: Backs Out Of Bedbug Debate
from the i-thought-bedbugs-were-reslient,-not-melty-little-snowflakes dept
IN 2017, NY Times columnist Bret Stephens gave a commencement address at Hampden-Sydney College that he then repurposed as one of his NY Times columns entitled: “Leave Your Safe Spaces.” The entire theme was that college students are way too soft intellectually, and they’ve been coddled and are too afraid to debate difficult and dangerous ideas. He mocks the concept of safe spaces, and suggests that it diminishes ones ability to truly seek the truth. Near the end, it states:
So here?s my advice to you: Get out of your own safe spaces. Define what your intellectual comfort zone is ? and leave it. Enhance your tolerance for discordant voices. Narrow your criteria for what?s beyond the pale. Read the authors or watch the talking heads with whom you disagree. Treat those disagreements as a whetting stone to sharpen your own arguments. Resist the temptation to call people names.
And then it concludes:
Safe spaces, physical and intellectual, are for children. You are grown-ups now. If your diplomas mean anything, it?s that it is time you leave those spaces behind forever.
And last year, he wrote a column (which was also actually a speech given at a university) entitled “Free Speech and the Necessity of Discomfort”, which concludes:
As each side gathers round in their respective echo chambers and social media silos, the purpose of free speech has become increasingly more obscure.
Its purpose isn?t, or isn?t merely, to allow us to hear our own voices, or the voices of those with whom we already agree. It is also to hear what other people, with other views, often anathema to ours, have to say.
To hear such speech may make us uncomfortable. As well it should. Discomfort is not injury. An intellectual provocation is not a physical assault. It?s a stimulus. Over time, it can improve our own arguments, and sometimes even change our minds.
In either case, it?s hard to see how we can?t benefit from it, if we choose to do so. Make that choice. Democracy is enriched if you do. So are you.
He also wrote a column that was also a speech, entitled “The Dying Art of Disagreement”, which also whines about kids at universities being unwilling to debate those they disagree with.
So here?s where we stand: Intelligent disagreement is the lifeblood of any thriving society. Yet we in the United States are raising a younger generation who have never been taught either the how or the why of disagreement, and who seem to think that free speech is a one-way right: Namely, their right to disinvite, shout down or abuse anyone they dislike, lest they run the risk of listening to that person ? or even allowing someone else to listen. The results are evident in the parlous state of our universities, and the frayed edges of our democracies.
By now you should get a sense of Stephens’ general style. Those crazy universities with their safe spaces and unwillingness to debate difficult ideas in the light of day.
Of course, we all know that Stephens is a bit hypocritical in all of that. Back in August, somewhat famously, he turned a little-noticed jokey tweet from media professor David Karpf that suggested bedbugs at the NY Times offices were “a metaphor” for Bret Stephens, into a massive phenomenon, by first misunderstanding the tweet, and then getting so worked up and angry about it that he not only emailed the professor, but also emailed the professor’s boss in an obvious attempt to intimidate him. It soon came out that he’d done similar things to others as well. Stephens then made things even worse by thinking he was clever in subtly comparing Karpf to the Nazis in his NYT column, which accidentally revealed that he’d just done a Google Book search of “jews as bedbugs” and then twisted the results to pretend that it was common for Nazis to call jews bedbugs.
When Karpf was on our podcast he revealed that Stephens had actually agreed to go to come to George Washington University (where Karpf is a professor) and debate the whole incident. Except… that’s now off. And the reason it’s off appears to be that it wouldn’t have been enough of a safe space for Stephens, because the University (and Karpf) refused to block the public from attending. As Karpf told Ashley Feinberg at Slate:
?The thing that I can share is that he had decided that he was only willing to come if we made it not a public event,? Karpf told me over the phone. ?Students could be in the room, but he didn?t want to allow this story to continue anymore. They talked with him, and what it came down to was, the only way he?d do the event is if the public wasn?t allowed to see it. I said, ?I think that?s really unreasonable.? They came back to him and said, ?Karpf thinks that?s unreasonable.? And he said, ?OK, we?re not doing it.? ?
As Karpf has shown over and over again in this whole saga, he’s the one who should have a column at the NY Times or somewhere where lots more people can read his insights, as he so succinctly sums up the craziness of the situation:
Karpf, for his part, said that if Stephens had never written the column comparing Karpf to Nazi propaganda ministers, he might have relented. ?If he?d just said, ?You know I?ve been teased a lot about this because of that one email that I sent you?I?m willing to talk with you, but I don?t want it to be public,? then I probably would have been OK with that,? Karpf explained. ?But if you?re going to go full Godwin against me in the New York Times, I don?t think you then get to say, ?Oh, by the way, it?s all off the record from here on out.? That?s just creating a safe space for him so that he could talk about how the Bretbug affair felt for him, but not in a way that anyone would be able to cover. It didn?t seem reasonable or appropriate to me.?
GWU?s School of Media and Public Affairs does occasionally hold private, off-the-record events, but according to Karpf, ?it?s not like we were bringing in a diplomat who was going to tell us secrets about what it?s like to be a diplomat. This is a New York Times columnist who writes two columns a week for the New York Times. If a broader public wants to hear what he says there, then I think they get to hear it.?
Ah well. Bedbugs never really do like the light, do they?
Filed Under: bedbugs, bret stephens, david karpf, debate, safe space, transparency
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Techdirt Podcast Episode 223: Bedbugs & Beyond, With David Karpf
from the what-a-week dept
By now, you likely all know the story of David Karpf’s mild “bedbugs” joke that drew the personal, professional and journalistic ire of the New York Times’ Bret Stephens. As it turned out, Karpf — a professor with expertise in media and political communication — was more than capable of responding to Stephens and talking about what was happening in a variety of media outlets, with far more insight than the Pulitzer-winning columnist himself, turning what started as a very silly incident into an exploration of very serious topics. So this week, David Karpf joins us on the podcast to talk about his experience, and what we can all learn from it.
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Filed Under: bedbugs, bret stephens, david karpf, godwin's law, journalism, podcast, streisand effect
Bedbug Privilege: Bret Stephens Uses His NY Times Column To Suggest Jokingly Comparing Him To A Bedbug Is Prelude To Ethnic Genocide
from the are-bedbugs-snowflakes? dept
It’s one thing to trigger a massive Streisand Effect. It’s another to keep on making it worse. Bret Stephens is entering new territory here. Last week, we wrote about his bedbug freakout, in which he misread a tweet that basically no one had seen or read, and tried to use his high and mighty position as a “NY Times Columnist” to get a professor fired, by angrily emailing that professor and cc’ing university provost. As you’ll recall, the professor, David Karpf of George Washington University, had simply cracked a mild joke in response to someone at the NY Times tweeting that there were bedbugs in the NY Times offices: “The bedbugs are a metaphor. The bedbugs are Bret Stephens.”
Now, let’s pause for a second, to note that Stephens appears to have misread this tweet. It is not calling him a bedbug. It’s saying that “bedbug is a metaphor for Bret Stephens.” In other words, he’s joking that other NY Times staffers want to get rid of Stephens, but are having trouble doing so.
Stephens dug himself a deeper hole the next morning by going on MSNBC and trying to defend his nonsense — saying he wasn’t trying to get Karpf fired, but just wanted his bosses to be aware of how professors at the school acted. That’s nonsense and everyone knows it’s nonsense. You don’t angrily email someone’s boss and complain about them hoping for no response whatsoever. Stephens is insulting everyone’s intelligence with such a claim. Stephens also claimed that he took such offense to being called a bedbug (remember, he wasn’t being called a bedbug) because it was associated with how “totalitarian regimes” act in dehumanizing people. Again, no one believes this. No one read Karpf’s joke of a tweet and thought, “man, it’s time to send Stephens to the ovens.”
Either way, Stephens had a whole week to calm down, and to recognize he totally and completely overreacted. He could even it as a growing moment. Perhaps recognize that many of his columns about how easily people take offense, and how people need thicker skin, were kinda hypocritical, given his own reaction to a very mild criticism. But, nope. Stephens apparently thinks himself too important, and is way too cocky and overly sure of himself, to let such a grave insult pass him by. He seems to think he was really, really onto something with that comparison to totalitarian regimes. And, he’s an important NY Times columnist — so it must be time to write a full column about how the Nazis called Jews bedbugs. He just… needed to find the right quote and be too technologically illiterate to recognize that when you link to Google books, after doing a search it retains your search terms.
So, Stephens writes one of his high and mighty NY Times opinion pieces about Nazis “and the Ingredients of Slaughter.” He doesn’t mention Karpf or his own little laughable freakout. He just subtly (I’m sure, he must have thought) drops in a reference to Germans referring to bedbugs. And didn’t realize that he’d left the search terms viewable to all.
If you?re going to use a google books link, it?s generally a good idea to remember to clear the search.
(And maybe be a little wary if your only hit is an repurposed dissertation no one has bothered to review and that only equivocally supports your hypothesis.) pic.twitter.com/QC4hJ0KJfo
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 30, 2019
And here’s an even bigger image showing how the search was left in the URL so that it shows up whenever anyone clicked through:
From that it’s clear that Bret literally went to Google books, did a search on “Jews as bedbugs,” found a random dissertation that had the following line in it:
?The bedbugs are on fire. The Germans are doing a great job.?
This gets even more troubling if one were to read the actual paper that Stephens links to. In Stephens’ column, he refers to this quote as coming from “a Polish anti-semite.” Yet, in the actual book, it just says “one man.” And, even worse, the book itself appears to note that a scholar believes the reference to bedbugs was to be taken literally, as they were dealing with an infestation of bedbugs — and not as a reference to Jews.
Among other questions, since they reviewed the source prepublication, I?d be curious to know what the editors make of its parenthetical that says the reference to bedbugs ought to be treated as literal. Why was that complication omitted for the column? pic.twitter.com/74fndpM383
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 31, 2019
Incredibly — and literally unbelievably — the NY Times jumped in to defend Stephens and claim that editors added that link:
The link was added by editors before publication to give readers a reference.
We?ve updated the link.
— New York Times Opinion (@nytopinion) August 31, 2019
First of all, what? This makes no sense at all. Or, as Cody Johnston rightly points out, if the NY Times editors were trying to find the right Google Books link to use, why did they do a search for “Jews as bedbugs,” rather than the literal quote that Stephens included in his piece? Second, if it actually was the editors who added that link, that actually makes the whole thing worse, because it suggests that editors reviewed the column and decided, “you know what this needs? That much more evidence that Stephens and the NY Times are all in on using our position of power to stomp out a pesky professor on Twitter who made a mild joke at our expense.”
All of this looks really, really bad. And, of course, it looks worse and worse, the more you look at it. As others have noted, Stephens seems to specialize in “telling snowflakes to harden up” and to stop being so easily offended. Indeed, just months ago, he mocked people “who specialize in being offended.”
But, again, it gets worse. Karpf initially responded to the latest NYTimes-level subtweet, with a bit of shock:
But then, he correctly noted just how fucked up this whole thing really is:
Okay, look, I have two things to say right now.
(1) this just stopped being funny. The New York Times is the paper of record. The entire internet knows who Bret Stephens just subtweeted with his column. He should know better. He doesn?t. That?s not okay anymore.
— davekarpf (@davekarpf) August 30, 2019
Indeed, Karpf spent a couple days after all of this happened running circles around Stephens in talking to the media and explaining why Stephens actions are really, really messed up. In the op-ed piece he did for the LA Times, he properly notes that, despite Stephens’ laughable claims that he just wanted “civility,” it’s obvious that Stephens’ actions were never about civility:
This was never about civility; it was about power. Bret Stephens cc?d my provost because he wanted to impose a social penalty on me for making jokes about him online. That isn?t a call for polite, civil, rational discourse. It?s an exercise of power. He wanted me and my employer to realize that I had offended an important voice at the paper of record. When powerful people demand civility from those with less power, what they are really saying is that they expect obedience from their lessers.
This NY Times’ piece (which was written after Karpf wrote that line) is a pretty big piece of evidence there. Stephens thinks he’s important. He has a Pulitzer Prize. He’s a columnist at the NY Times. He is trying to abuse that position of power to pretend a mild insult directed at him is the equivalent of Hitler. This is a mixture of both the Streisand Effect and Godwin’s Law… with a bit of Charles Carreon’s inability to stop digging thrown in for spice.
Over in Esquire, Karpf further noted just what an example this all is of Stephens abusing his position of power:
Bret Stephens is above me in the status hierarchy. He knows this. I know this. He has won a Pulitzer Prize and has a regular op-ed column in the New York Times. I am just some professor. I?ve written two books, but unless you are professionally involved with digital politics, you probably have never heard of me.
[….]
But what was most striking to me was that he had gone to the effort to CC the provost. Including the Provost clarifies the intent of the message. It means he was not reaching out in an earnest attempt to promote online civil discourse. It means he was trying to send a message that he stands above me in the status hierarchy, and that people like me are not supposed to write mean jokes about people like him online. It was an exercise in wielding power?using the imprimatur of The New York Times to ward off speech that he finds distasteful.
Again, Karpf wrote this before Stephens then used the literal pages of the NY Times to imply that Karpf was the equivalent of a Nazi cheering on the death of Jews.
Karpf points out that, while he’s relatively immune from Stephens abuse of power, others are not so fortunate, and not so privileged:
But here?s what still bothers me as this strange episode recedes from the news cycle: Bret Stephens seems to think that his social status should render him immune from criticism from people like me. I think that the rewards of his social status come with an understanding that lesser-known people will say mean things about him online.
Stephens reached out to me in the mistaken belief that I would feel ashamed. He reached out believing my university would chastise me for provoking the ire of a writer at The New York Times. That?s an abuse of his social station. It cost me nothing, but it is an abuse of his power that would carry a real penalty for a younger or less privileged academic. The Times should expect more of its writers. Stephens should expect more of himself.
Indeed, back in the LA Times piece, Karpf lays it out even more clearly:
Part of why this story has gone viral is that it is about so little. The daily news is terrible. The Amazon rainforest is burning, the president retweets white nationalists, the economy looks like it is heading for a recession? By contrast, Bret Stephens, the author of ?Free Speech and the Necessity of Discomfort,? couldn?t handle the slightest discomfort when he saw speech about himself online. The stakes are low here, while they are terrifyingly high elsewhere. But it?s worth keeping in mind that these viral media stories are usually much worse for everyone involved. I am a tenured white male professor. I have taken remarkably little online abuse as a result of this episode. If Stephens had directed his message to one of my female colleagues, they would have faced much more online vitriol. I?ve had zero death threats. Many women with a public platform receive a death threat with their daily morning coffee. This particular episode was pretty low-stakes, but we still have a lot of work to do here.
Now that Stephens has taken things to another level by taking what was a mild joke at his behest and turning it into comparing the joker to the freaking Nazis, Karpf has again handled things much, much better. His latest piece in Esquire after Stephens’ column is also really good at digging in to the heart of what happened here:
Twitter jokes from obscure academics are not where the armed violence targeting synagogues is coming from. He ought to read Sarah Jeong?s recent piece, ?When the Internet Chases You From Your Home.? It takes an extraordinarily incurious mind to believe, in 2019, that the most vulnerable populations online are moderate Republicans like himself, given what women and people of color who dare to participate in public discourse routinely face.
The greatest irony is how easily this whole episode could have been avoided, or at least prematurely brought to a close. This should have been a goofy one-day story about barely anything at all. On Tuesday morning, Stephens could have simply said ?I had a bad night. I shouldn?t have sent that email. I didn?t think the guy would post it to social media. That was embarrassing for me. I apologize, let?s move on.? That would have been the end of things. Barring that, he could have laid low for a week. He could have written a column about anything other than the ?Bretbug? dustup. As a professor of strategic political communication, I could have told him that the only way for him to stop losing here is to stop playing.
Instead, Stephens used the largest weapon at his disposal?his New York Times column?to imply that the Jewish professor who mildly teased him online was the equivalent of a Nazi propagandist. (Godwin?s Law, by the way, is meant to describe internet discussion forums, not published columns in the paper of record.)
Oh. And, of course you know it gets worse. Considering that the entire crux of Stephens’ column was to suggest that comparing people to insects is setting the stage for genocide, you had to know that people were going to point out that Stephens himself has (you already saw this one coming a million miles away, right?) compared people to insects. Specifically, in a 2013 WSJ column, Stephens compared Palestinians to mosquitoes.
Bret Stephens likened Palestinians to mosquitoes in his WSJ column in 2013, so he should probably contemplate more about his role in bringing back "rhetoric of infestation" pic.twitter.com/iZsMCnEhK9
— saeen (@saeen90_) August 30, 2019
And then even worse. As others quickly discovered, back in 2004, Stephens compared the Palestinians to weeds.
Now, you could argue that in that column, he says he means it metaphorically, but then I’d just need to remind you that the bedbug tweet was also explicitly metaphorical.
So, if you’re following along at home, Stephens — who insists that people are way too easily offended these days, and complains how the kids these days need to suck it up and not get so damn offended — got ridiculously offended after he misread a very mild joke where his name was a punchline. A joke, I should remind you, that almost no one saw. He then took it upon himself to email the joker, and cc his boss — whining about the lack of civility in a passive aggressive manner that seemed obviously designed to use his status to punish the professor. When that whole thing completely blew up in his face, rather than recognizing how all this went wrong, Stephens doubled down, concocted a ludicrous backstory about how Nazis called people bedbugs (which he had to search for to find just one example that doesn’t even show that they did) and put it into a nonsense NY Times opinion piece whose only real job is to suggest that calling him a bedbug (which Karpf didn’t actually do) was a prelude to ethnic genocide… all while forgetting that he, himself, had called Palestinians mosquitos and weeds.
One would hope this ends here. But I fear that it will not.
Filed Under: bedbugs, bret stephens, david karpf, godwin's law, professionally offended, streisand effect
Companies: ny times
Don't Let The Bret Stephens Bite: NY Times' Hypocritical 'Free Speech' Columnist Flips Out After Being Called A Bedbug
from the a-streisanding-for-the-ages dept
I will admit being only marginally aware of Bret Stephens in the past — as someone the NY Times seems to employ to write really dumb opinion pieces that get people angry with how dumb they are. This latest bit of Bret Stephensisms isn’t going to improve that impression. One of Stephens’ big things, apparently, is whining about “the left” not believing in free speech any more, and complaining about things like “safe spaces on campus.” Here are two recent examples:
If you’re unable to see those, they’re two columns by Stephens, with the first one entitled “Free Speech and the Necessity of Discomfort,” and the second one entitled, “Leave Your Safe Spaces: The 2017 Commencement Address at Hampden-Sydney College.” No matter what your stance is on “the necessity of comfort” or “safe spaces,” once should at least conclude that Bret Stephens has positioned himself as one who believes that free speech is important, and people should chill out before getting offended.
Oh, and he sometimes tweets about free speech too, and has some more tweets that he’s likely to regret before all this is over:
In the first tweet, he’s quoting David French, saying “Our nation cannot maintain its culture of free speech if we continue to reward those who seek to destroy careers, rather than rebut ideas.” Remember that one. And the second is “The right to offend is the most precious right. Without it, free speech is meaningless. That’s what Charlie Hebdo was about.”
Okay. That’s a little background on Bret Stephens’ professional opinion on free speech and people being offended when he’s acting all intellectual-like. Now let’s take a look at Bret Stephens’ unprofessional opinion on free speech and people being offended, when someone calls him a bedbug.
On Monday morning, an assistant editor of the NY Times opinion section, Stuart Thompson, tweeted: “Breaking — There are bedbugs in the NYT newsroom.” Lots of people made jokes about this. My favorite, from Lindsey Barrett, mocked the NY Times’ unwillingness to call racism racism by rewriting it as: “I think you mean there’s an insect-tinged problem in the NYT newsroom.” She made some more jokes about bedbugs, including a fake headline by Bret Stephens: “‘There Are No Bedbugs and If There Were, The Caustic Twitter Socialists Put Them There and Bed Bugs Are Good, Actually’ –half a column by bret stephens, who was itching too vigorously to finish it” That one got lots of likes and retweets. But it’s not the tweet that exposed Bret Stephens as the free speech hypocrite many people seemed to always assume he was.
Instead, it was a not even that funny tweet from Dave Karpf, an Associate Professor at George Washington University:
Then, last evening, Karpf noted that while that original tweet (cue ominous music: at the time…) had only 9 likes and 0 retweets, and did not in any way tag Stephens himself, Stephens took it upon himself to not just complain about the tweet to Karpf, but to cc his university provost:
We’ll get to the contents of the letter in a moment. But, first, let’s revisit those tweets from Stephens about free speech. He talked about how the right to offend was so important. And also was apparently against “those who seek to destroy careers rather than rebut ideas.” Of course, there’s no good reason for Stephens to cc the GWU provost except in a weak, thin-skinned, hypocritical attempt to destroy Karpf’s career.
And let’s not avoid the contents of Stephens’ email. Because, it’s weird.
Dear. Dr. Karpf,
Someone just pointed out a tweet you wrote about me, calling me a “bedbug.” I’m often amazed about the things supposedly decent people are prepared to say about other people — people they’ve never met — on Twitter. I think you’ve set a new standard.
I would welcome the opportunity for you to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for a few minutes, and then call me a “bedbug” to my face. That would take some genuine courage and intellectual integrity on your part. I promise to be courteous no matter what you have to say.
Maybe it will make you feel better about yourself.
Please consider this a standing invitation. You are more than welcome to bring your significant other.
Cordially,
Bret Stephens
It certainly sounds like Stephens “took offense” to Karpf’s random joke. Perhaps he felt being a NY Times Opinion columnist gave him a “safe space” from criticism? It must be that, or otherwise, to think that calling him a “bedbug” is a “new standard” of Twitter-based discourse, suggests someone who is so shielded from the way Twitter arguments normally play out as to be a poor judge of what the “new standards” are of insults. And, yes, you could argue that Stephens’ creepy invite to come over to his house (with Karpf’s significant other) and insult him to his face, is a request for “more speech,” in response to “speech.” But, we should remind everyone that Stephens’ cc’d the George Washington University provost.
Anyway, if you couldn’t already guess what happened next, I should tell you that Merriam-Webster chose last evening to (not for the first time), tweet out their explanation of the Streisand Effect. Whenever the dictionary starts adding to my own mentions, you know something good is going down.
And, so, yes, within just a few hours, Karpf’s tweet mocking Stephens, that had just 9 likes and 0 retweets, has many thousands of retweets and tens of thousands of likes. And, tons and tons of people are now associating Bret Stephens with bedbugs. Here’s just a few fun tweets.
Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the Bret Stephens bite.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) August 27, 2019
same rule for me: if you?ve ever mocked me online, please go have dinner at Bret Stephens?s house
— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) August 27, 2019
Bret Stephens: The biggest threat facing our society today is the stifling of free speech on college campuses.
Also Bret Stephens: I?m going to try and get a college professor fired for a joke he tweeted that didn?t get a single retweet.
— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) August 27, 2019
WTF. You had this your feed 10 days ago, and now you've narced on some college professor because he called you..checks notes..a "bedbug." Motherfucker, any day I don't get addressed here as a libtard, cuck, Hollywood Jew and (((David Simon)))? I'm not even trying. You hypocrite. https://t.co/vQlKUV8ieU
— David Simon (@AoDespair) August 27, 2019
Please bear in mind that Brett Stephens, who thought this would turn out well, was hired by the New York Times to explain society to us.
— SeductiveReasoningHat (@Popehat) August 27, 2019
911 OPERATOR: what?s your emergency?
BRET STEPHENS:
911 OPERATOR: Bret I swear to Christ this better not be about twitter…
BRET STEPHENS: *hangs up the phone*
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) August 27, 2019
sometimes i think of the deluge of cruelty folks like jemele hill and jamelle bouie and other folks get and they basically have to sit on their hands. meanwhile bret stephens got called a third-grade insult and tattled to the dude?s boss. he would never make it if he was us.
— Joel D. Anderson (@byjoelanderson) August 27, 2019
bret stephens would not survive 3 minutes of being a woman on twitter tbh
— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) August 27, 2019
Subject line: From Bret Stephens, New York Times
Dear Merriam-Webster twitter account,
It was brought to my attention that you subtweeting me. Would you dare do this in front of my wife & kids? Put up your dukes, dictionary!
Bret Stephens
cc: Your manager. https://t.co/D021TA7lLG— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 27, 2019
Since we?re all picking our favorite parts of this Bret Stephens email, I will go with him saying calling someone a ?bedbug? sets a ?new standard? for nastiness on Twitter. This is the sort of risible analysis we would expect in one of his columns. https://t.co/crJE84Wiaj
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) August 27, 2019
Is Bret Stephens for fucking real.
I would LOVE for someone to call me a bedbug. The shit I get called on here on a daily basis? ?Bedbug? would be a welcome respite.
Get the entire fuck out of here.
— Imani Gandy? (@AngryBlackLady) August 27, 2019
The line to Bret Stephens?s house to tell his family that he?s a bedbug and a terrible columnist would look like the cars pulling up to Ray Kinsella?s farm at the end of FIELD OF DREAMS. Bret could be there playing catch with a ghostly relative. I?d tell the ghost the same. pic.twitter.com/OkBl54jf8C
— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) August 27, 2019
Maybe Bret Stephens would stop denying climate change if he found out that it caused his skin to become perilously thin https://t.co/xspO9mKxaG
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) August 27, 2019
I think you're all being very mean to Bret Stephens, who at 45 years old is clearly doing something right considering the average bed bug only lives 6-12 months.
— Tony Webster (@webster) August 27, 2019
The punishment for mildly joking about Bret Stephens on the internet is having to hang out with Bret Stephens in real life. https://t.co/SvrMmLyoUP
— Robyn Pennacchia (@RobynElyse) August 27, 2019
Like bedbugs, those tweets just keep on coming. On my Twitter account, at least, Bret Stephens, was the top “trending” topic for many hours last night. Note how many likes and retweets all of those tweets have. Bret Stephens has taken a throwaway line that most people ignored and ensured that, for years, people will associate him with bedbugs.
Incredibly, overnight, rather than realizing that he’d fucked up, Stephens apparently decided to dig deeper and make it worse. First, he shut down his Twitter account, laughably claiming that Twitter “is a sewer” that “brings out the worst in humanity.” He then went on MSNBC and compared being called a “bedbug” to the worst “totalitarian regimes,” while also (laughably, ridiculously) trying to argue that cc’ing the GWU provost wasn’t about trying to get Karpf fired. He claims he just wanted the provost to know what his staff was doing. Which… come on. No one believes that.
On MSNBC, Bret Stephens characterizes Dr Dave Karpf referring to him as a metaphorical "bedbug" on Twitter as akin to language used by "totalitarian regimes," adds that he had "no intention whatsoever to get him in any kind of professional trouble" when he tattled to Karpf's boss pic.twitter.com/iNJAvzPnMt
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 27, 2019
Of course, like bedbugs, I’m guessing that the NY Times won’t get rid of Bret Stephens either.
He says he's leaving but experts say you have to go three weeks without seeing one before you know they're gone for good https://t.co/aGjSmk2mt2
— Matt MAYBE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN JOHN DELANEY Negrin (@MattNegrin) August 27, 2019
Filed Under: bedbugs, bret stephens, david karpf, getting people fired, hypocrite, insults, offensive speech, safe spaces
Companies: george washington university, ny times