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Readers here will know that we rather enjoy when an ordinary person takes extraordinary steps to clap back against government intrusions over speech and technology. A recent example of this was a Canadian man routing around a years-long battle with his government over a vanity license plate for his last name, which happens to be Assman. One thing to note on the technology side of the equation is that as legislation seeks more and more to demonize anything to do with technology, even in some cases rightly, it causes those enforcing the laws to engage in ridiculous behavior.

For example, one man in Connecticut has only just won a legal battle that lasted over a year, and cost him far more than the $300 traffic ticket he’d been given, by convincing a court that a McDonald’s hash brown is not in fact a smart phone. This, I acknowledge, may require some explanation.

On April 11th, 2018, Stiber was pulled over by Westport Police Cpl. Shawn Wong Won, who testified that he saw Stiber moving his lips as he held an object resembling a cellphone to his face while driving. Stiber’s lawyer, John Thygerson, countered by saying those lip movements were “consistent with chewing” the hash brown his client purchased at a McDonald’s immediately before he was pulled over.

Stiber also made a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request to acquire records showing that Wong was on the 15th hour of a 16-hour double shift and may have had less-than-ideal judgment when he pulled Stiber over. The judge concluded that the state didn’t bring forth enough evidence to show that Stiber was, indeed, on his phone while driving.

The fact that Stiber stared down this $300 traffic ticket to the tune of two separate trials and whatever the cost of his legal representation might strike some as absurdly stupid. On the other hand, Stiber was apparently wrongly accused. What matters the cost of getting proper justice served? Especially from a hash-brown-chewing man with such high-minded morals such as the following?

In the end, this outcome took two trials and more than a year to come by, and it cost Stiber legal fees exceeding the $300 ticket and four days of missed work. But he has no regrets: “That’s why I did it, because I wouldn’t want anyone else to go through this. Other people don’t have the means to defend themselves in the same way.”

Now, this might only bring up additional questions, such as why talking on a phone and eating a hash brown are treated so differently by law, despite them requiring similar bodily motions? Eating can certainly be distracting to driving, after all. Have you ever lost that last fry down by your lap or feet while on the road? I certainly have and there is no army in the world that could keep me from finding that delicious morsel under the right conditions.

But those questions aside, it’s a win for Stiber, who spent a year in court to prove that a hash brown is not a phone.

Filed Under: driving, driving while distracted, eating, hasbrowns, jason stiber, mobile phones
Companies: mcdonald's

DailyDirt: Eating Actual Dirt

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People eat a lot of weird things: bugs, fungus, all kinds of fermented stuff. However, the craving for dirt is a real phenomenon, and people do actually eat various kinds of dirt. There’s some evidence that our ancient ancestors — 2 million years ago — (aka homo habilis) ate dirt. Dirt is even sold for eating in the USA right now. If you’d like to learn more about eating dirt, here you go.

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Filed Under: dirt, eating, edible, food, geophagy, kaolin, pica, white dirt

DailyDirt: Hamburgers Are American (Not German)

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If there’s a food that people think is American, it’s the hamburger. The original hamburger probably came from German immigrants in the late 1800s, and the first mass-produced modern hamburgers started selling in the 1920s. Some estimates say that hamburgers account for nearly 60% of all sandwiches eaten in the US (and about 7.5% of all our potatoes go towards making French fries). If you like a good burger, check out some of these links.

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Filed Under: burger, eating, food, hamburgers, sandwiches

DailyDirt: Playing Some Games With Hunger

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The problem with hunger isn’t limited to not having enough to eat — other hunger issues arise with over-active cravings that lead to obesity and other health problems. For many people, it’s not so simple to just “eat less and exercise more” despite how simple that formula sounds. Here are just a few links on the topic of watching what you eat and trying to control caloric intake.

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Filed Under: carbs, diet, eating, food, gmo, hunger, obesity
Companies: panera

DailyDirt: Creative Ways To Eat Less

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A pretty concerning statistic for Americans is that 17% of kids in the US are obese. The solutions to reduce that figure range from getting kids to eat better school lunches to eliminating various kinds of advertising aimed at getting kids to equate food with fun. There are a few other crazy ideas to keep people from getting fat, without trying to eat less or exercise more. Here are just a sampling of such suggestions.

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Filed Under: bacteria, diets, eating, flora, food, obesity, tapeworm

DailyDirt: Happier Meals on The Way

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Eating healthier has a lot of benefits. And all sorts of food distributors are trying to figure out ways to incorporate healthy snacks into people’s meals… while still keeping profits as high as the usual not-so-healthy snacks. Here are just a few examples.

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Filed Under: carrots, eating, healthy, meals, salads, snacks
Companies: mcdonald's