The Motley and Misfit Crew of the Pirate Ship Salvation (original) (raw)

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Name: Simple_Simon
Height: 5'11"
Weight: heavier than a cannon ball, but lighter than a cannon
Blood type: Red
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Black, Black, Coal Black
Distinguishing characteristic: Me charming smile (see picture)
Birthday: October 9th
Birthplace: Neverland
Hobbies: Polishing me skull collection
Weapons: Blunderbus, Pistol, Pistol, Cutlass, Dagger, Belaying Pin, Fists
Fighting Style: Blunderbus, Pistol, Pistol, Cutlass, Dagger, Belaying Pin, Fists (in that order preferrably)
Rank: Yes I am. Thank ye fer noticin'

Personal Quote: "What part of BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA didn't you understand?"

Personal Info: I be an old salt. I've lived near the sea or on it most of me life. I served on the Barbary Bitch (and even captained her for a time). I also served on the Sea Gryffon, the Sabine and the Last Resort. I served as a swabbie, a cook, a gunner, a master gunner, a carpenter's mate, a navigator's mate, a first mate and a captain. The only man on the Main who's drank more Spanish blood than me is L'Onnais.

History: Long and bloody leaving me tired and dirty. Little more needs be said.

Reason for joining the crew: I echo the Gunner's Daughter: A pirate needs a ship don't he! Ready to serve. Where's the Rum?