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toberu_kage wrote in 
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August 9 2006, 11:33
Ahem.
Dear fanfic writer,
I understand why you would want to insert yourself into a YYH fanfic. After all, there are four sexy boys involved.
But when that insertion involves a girl that "was the sexiest thing on two feet. She had a beautiful body, thick legs, muscled arms, a banging booty and Double D chest, curly black hair to her curvious waist, bright green eyes, and caramel colored skin from being half black and was a complete lesbian," then we have a problem.
When this girl makes all four tantei blush from the jiggle of that "banging booty," then we have another problem.
I'm sorry, has anyone ever known either Kurama or Hiei to blush?
When this girl has a "black accent mixing with her Japanese that the boys loved about her," we have a third problem. I am black, and I speak Japanese. If I got offended by fanfics, I would certainly find this offensive. How does one attain a "black accent"? Is it just something black people are born with? I must have lost mine, then. Please to be finding it for me. Why would it turn any of our tantei on? I would certainly like to hear Japanese spoken with a "black accent". It sounds rather ethnic.
Female Sue aside, you have decided to incorporate the male version of yourself to suit your own yaoi fantasies. Female!Sue and Male!Sue are twins. Whatever, they're already sues, so make them whatever you'd like.
But when you make Male and Female!Sue just like the twins taken out of a Lindsay Lohan movie, in the way that one was brought up in LA and the other in London, you have a fourth problem.
"Ohhh…those boys. Well that’s, Yusuke the father of my child when I turn straight. That's my teddy bear, Kuwabara, my prince charming is Kurama and my little sex stud is Hiei" Faye introduced the boys with their own little introduction phase.
The above italicized lines should be forbidden from all YYH fanfics.
You just finished describing how attracted everyone was to your Female!Sue/Female!yourself. Please stop masturbating over my fandom by making them equally attracted to your Male!Sue/Male!yourself.
Then you proceed on to promoting incest between the twins...or better yet, between you and yourself. Again, stop masturbating over my fandom. And what ever happened to the fact that your female!Sue is a lesbian and your male!Sue is gay? Well, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
Of course, in your self-love fantasy, you entirely forget to write about the boys, and continue to write out a smut scene between said twins.
Please remove this crap of a fic off the internet, stop insulting my race by having them use bad grammar (I insult them enough), and just keep your hands away from fanfic in general.
Thank you, and don't come again,
A concerned ethnic Hiei-player