Tha Dawg's Journal (original) (raw)

life lessonz.	[12 Jun 2002\|01:40pm]
[ mood \| dawg-drunk ] so'z taday tha dawg be all up in tha licka store juz tryin' ta get his 40 on. thiz little beotch brotha at tha counta be allz "dawg, use aint 21, howz suppose to sell use a 40?" and so tha dawg was all "use wanna make me get all mad fucha on yo licka sellin' ass, beotch!_!&@" and waved hiz gun at him. then tha dawg demanded a corn dawg (or 2 or 3) and he was allz like "if use cum in tha back wit me ise show u mah own personal corn dawg and ise sell u that 40" so tha dawg was like "hellzzzzz no, beotch! but use can have mah brotha, tayla and ise get mah fuch on wit yo fiiiiine sista over by them tastyass cornutz" good timez was had by all and tha ZD got mad sex, a few corn dawgz, and a 40 (or 2 or 3). so tha reason tha dawg be sharin' wit ya'll dis here fiiiiine journal entry be thiz: if youze underage and want to get some licka, just send yo brotha to do tha homie workin' tha counta. then screw his sista.every1 should learn some life lessonz from Tha Dawg.peace out.-ZD
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[12 Jun 2002|01:40pm]

[ mood | dawg-drunk ] so'z taday tha dawg be all up in tha licka store juz tryin' ta get his 40 on. thiz little beotch brotha at tha counta be allz "dawg, use aint 21, howz suppose to sell use a 40?" and so tha dawg was all "use wanna make me get all mad fucha on yo licka sellin' ass, beotch!_!&@" and waved hiz gun at him. then tha dawg demanded a corn dawg (or 2 or 3) and he was allz like "if use cum in tha back wit me ise show u mah own personal corn dawg and ise sell u that 40" so tha dawg was like "hellzzzzz no, beotch! but use can have mah brotha, tayla and ise get mah fuch on wit yo fiiiiine sista over by them tastyass cornutz" good timez was had by all and tha ZD got mad sex, a few corn dawgz, and a 40 (or 2 or 3). so tha reason tha dawg be sharin' wit ya'll dis here fiiiiine journal entry be thiz: if youze underage and want to get some licka, just send yo brotha to do tha homie workin' tha counta. then screw his sista.every1 should learn some life lessonz from Tha Dawg.peace out.-ZD

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	[29 May 2002\|09:18pm]
[ mood \| dawgtastic ] tha dawg bes lookin' thru oldz thingz and shiznit, and he be findin' this fiiiine piece o' litacha, by tha dawg himself. enjoy. much love. peace. -ZDToth Granmotherths Houseth I goeth!(@& , A bad fanfic story.Rated BANG- cos tha Zac Dawg be bangin' dem ho'z left n- right.* it was a warmass day in Tulsa and Tayslur was gettin' his lack of clothing on as he crossed the street into Tha Bad Side Of Tulsa. he had a brown paper bag and was sippin' tha bubilee (a type of champagne) from it. he was all up on dat bag as he skipped through the alley full of hookers and drug dealas on his way to his Grandmothas house. once he saw da eviction notice on da door he knew he was at da right place. he rat a tap tapped on da door and his fine ass grandmotha began unlockin all da lockz from da door. about 5 minutez lata, he was in and he slipped his gun into tha back of his tightass pantz. he felt safe knowin' his grandmotha alwayz carried a shotgun all up in her diapa. "thath grannyth beth one toughassth beotch@(&@#" he whispered to himself as he followed granny to her bedroom. granny got her sleep on fo a few minutes on da bed and when she woke up, she spoke: "my, what a large penis you have, mah little Tayla" Tayslur reached into his pants and got his gun on. "YOUSETH AINT MAHTH GRANNY BITH!(&@" he screamed, waving his gate all up in 'Grannyz' face. "mahth grannyth would never say penisth!(&@ she'z a cock woman all da wayth!@^" he ripped off tha Granny mask. "ZAC DAWGTH?!!? woahth- I didnth realizeth what a niceassth assth youth got until I seen youth in mah Grannyz nightgown. now showth me yourth penisth!(@" Zac Dawg whipped out his meat and Tayslur snaked his arm around it. "wait a minuteht!(&@ Id recagnize that small assth penisth anywhereth!(&@ GRAMPTH?!?" and thus, the moral of the story is: yo granny aint yo granny if she refers to male genitalia incorrectly.*
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[29 May 2002|09:18pm]

[ mood | dawgtastic ] tha dawg bes lookin' thru oldz thingz and shiznit, and he be findin' this fiiiine piece o' litacha, by tha dawg himself. enjoy. much love. peace. -ZDToth Granmotherths Houseth I goeth!(*@& , A bad fanfic story.Rated BANG- cos tha Zac Dawg be bangin' dem ho'z left n- right. it was a warmass day in Tulsa and Tayslur was gettin' his lack of clothing on as he crossed the street into Tha Bad Side Of Tulsa. he had a brown paper bag and was sippin' tha bubilee (a type of champagne) from it. he was all up on dat bag as he skipped through the alley full of hookers and drug dealas on his way to his Grandmothas house. once he saw da eviction notice on da door he knew he was at da right place. he rat a tap tapped on da door and his fine ass grandmotha began unlockin all da lockz from da door. about 5 minutez lata, he was in and he slipped his gun into tha back of his tightass pantz. he felt safe knowin' his grandmotha alwayz carried a shotgun all up in her diapa. "thath grannyth beth one toughassth beotch@*(&@#" he whispered to himself as he followed granny to her bedroom. granny got her sleep on fo a few minutes on da bed and when she woke up, she spoke: "my, what a large penis you have, mah little Tayla" Tayslur reached into his pants and got his gun on. "YOUSETH AINT MAHTH GRANNY BITH!(*&@" he screamed, waving his gate all up in 'Grannyz' face. "mahth grannyth would never say penisth!(*&@ she'z a cock woman all da wayth!*@^" he ripped off tha Granny mask. "ZAC DAWGTH?!!? woahth- I didnth realizeth what a niceassth assth youth got until I seen youth in mah Grannyz nightgown. now showth me yourth penisth!*(@" Zac Dawg whipped out his meat and Tayslur snaked his arm around it. "wait a minuteht!(*&@ Id recagnize that small assth penisth anywhereth!*(&@ GRAMPTH?!?" and thus, the moral of the story is: yo granny aint yo granny if she refers to male genitalia incorrectly.

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ZD's 1st fanfic. cuz tha dawg gotz mad skillz.	[14 Sep 2001\|09:54pm]
[ mood \| dawg-talented ] Tha Zac Dawgz fanfic bitch , By Tha Dawg himself. tha Zac Dawg alwayz be hearin' bout dem fanficz and shitznit so he start to get wonderin' why he aint been down wit dem' himself. so one mornin' afta kickin' a few ho'z straight outta hiz bed, he decided to get his fanfic on. dis is he gettin' dat fanfic on, yo. tha Dawg be bustin' out da mad shit right here, word. so, check it. check. it. one sweet day like dat boyz ta men song wit dat ho mariah song i was chillin' down on da corner of tha street one of mah ho'z crib be on and i see dis mad crazay fine chicka down der' all gettin her lack of clothin' on. so tha Dawg was all like "youse fiiiine, yo. fiii. nnnnee." and she was all flirtin' back wit da Dawg and pretty soon she be wantin' to get all up on mah fine dick. so whatz a Playa ta do? invite dat beotch back ta mah otha ho'z crib. true dat. true. dat.so we'ze go back ta mah ho'z crib and we get our fuck on fo a few hourz. pretty soon tha Dawg gettin' tired from lack of corn dawgs so he slapz dat ho and tell her go get him a corn dawg or she aint gettin' none of dat dick no mo'. so dat beotch be out dat door and to tha store for corn dawgz fasta than ya'll can say "Zac Dawg know how to work dat dick, yo" fo real. fo. real. so why dat beotch gone, suddenly mah brotha Tayla showz up at dis ho'z house, and tha Dawg be all like "where you get mah hoz address from, bitch?" and Tayla be all "yourth ho'th?!?! sheth mah ho'th!(*&@" and dat make Tha Dawg have to bust out his gun and threatan that motha. "bitch, why you want to get all up on yo brotha Dawgs ho?" and den I lay da smack down on dat bitch. he be all cryin' and makin' a fuss and shitznit. so i throw him some crazy fucha weed and tell him ta get tha fuck outta here before tha Zac Dawg lay some more smack down on his cryin' ass. so mah beotch who ownz dat crib comez all back and she bring me some cornutz and a couple 40'z cos she know how to please a Dawg. den dat otha ho da Dawg got his fuck on wit come back wit some corn dawgs and then tha Dawgs got cornutz, 40s, corndogz, and 2 fineass beotches on his dick and he is representin and tellin ya'll how to get yo fuch on da Dawg way. word. shout out to compton. and da Zac Dawg is ova and out.dis is copyright 2001 Zac Dawg and if youse take it, tha Dawg will get all mad fucha on yo stealin' ass. he like Karma timez a hundred. fo real, yo. fo. real.
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ZD's 1st fanfic. cuz tha dawg gotz mad skillz.

[14 Sep 2001|09:54pm]

[ mood | dawg-talented ] Tha Zac Dawgz fanfic bitch , By Tha Dawg himself. tha Zac Dawg alwayz be hearin' bout dem fanficz and shitznit so he start to get wonderin' why he aint been down wit dem' himself. so one mornin' afta kickin' a few ho'z straight outta hiz bed, he decided to get his fanfic on. dis is he gettin' dat fanfic on, yo. tha Dawg be bustin' out da mad shit right here, word. so, check it. check. it. one sweet day like dat boyz ta men song wit dat ho mariah song i was chillin' down on da corner of tha street one of mah ho'z crib be on and i see dis mad crazay fine chicka down der' all gettin her lack of clothin' on. so tha Dawg was all like "youse fiiiine, yo. fiii. nnnnee." and she was all flirtin' back wit da Dawg and pretty soon she be wantin' to get all up on mah fine dick. so whatz a Playa ta do? invite dat beotch back ta mah otha ho'z crib. true dat. true. dat.so we'ze go back ta mah ho'z crib and we get our fuck on fo a few hourz. pretty soon tha Dawg gettin' tired from lack of corn dawgs so he slapz dat ho and tell her go get him a corn dawg or she aint gettin' none of dat dick no mo'. so dat beotch be out dat door and to tha store for corn dawgz fasta than ya'll can say "Zac Dawg know how to work dat dick, yo" fo real. fo. real. so why dat beotch gone, suddenly mah brotha Tayla showz up at dis ho'z house, and tha Dawg be all like "where you get mah hoz address from, bitch?" and Tayla be all "yourth ho'th?!?! sheth mah ho'th!(*&@" and dat make Tha Dawg have to bust out his gun and threatan that motha. "bitch, why you want to get all up on yo brotha Dawgs ho?" and den I lay da smack down on dat bitch. he be all cryin' and makin' a fuss and shitznit. so i throw him some crazy fucha weed and tell him ta get tha fuck outta here before tha Zac Dawg lay some more smack down on his cryin' ass. so mah beotch who ownz dat crib comez all back and she bring me some cornutz and a couple 40'z cos she know how to please a Dawg. den dat otha ho da Dawg got his fuck on wit come back wit some corn dawgs and then tha Dawgs got cornutz, 40s, corndogz, and 2 fineass beotches on his dick and he is representin and tellin ya'll how to get yo fuch on da Dawg way. word. shout out to compton. and da Zac Dawg is ova and out.dis is copyright 2001 Zac Dawg and if youse take it, tha Dawg will get all mad fucha on yo stealin' ass. he like Karma timez a hundred. fo real, yo. fo. real.

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stupid ho'z wantin a piece of dis!	[31 Aug 2001\|09:04pm]
[ mood \| dawg-like ] tha dawg was all up on some slammin' 40 oz.'s and a corn dawg (or 2 or 3, wha? wha? YOU CALLIN' THA DAWG FAT, BITCH?) when dis ho decide she be makin dat 40 dem' corn dawgz her business but tha Dawg aint be havin' none uh dat! dis is how tha shit go down from there: "BEOTCH JUST BACK OFF THA ZD'S 40! JUS BACK. OFF. DON'T MAKEZ MEH GET MAH SHOT GUN ALL UP ON YO ASS, BEOTCH! YEA, THAT'Z RIGHT HO, I'SE BE HANDIN' THA 40 BACK IF I WAS YOUSE, TOO! THAT'Z WHAT THE DAWGZ TALKIN BOUT." tha wrath of zd be all up on dat ho'z ass and ya'll betta recagnize.
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stupid ho'z wantin a piece of dis!

[31 Aug 2001|09:04pm]

[ mood | dawg-like ] tha dawg was all up on some slammin' 40 oz.'s and a corn dawg (or 2 or 3, wha? wha? YOU CALLIN' THA DAWG FAT, BITCH?) when dis ho decide she be makin dat 40 dem' corn dawgz her business but tha Dawg aint be havin' none uh dat! dis is how tha shit go down from there: "BEOTCH JUST BACK OFF THA ZD'S 40! JUS BACK. OFF. DON'T MAKEZ MEH GET MAH SHOT GUN ALL UP ON YO ASS, BEOTCH! YEA, THAT'Z RIGHT HO, I'SE BE HANDIN' THA 40 BACK IF I WAS YOUSE, TOO! THAT'Z WHAT THE DAWGZ TALKIN BOUT." tha wrath of zd be all up on dat ho'z ass and ya'll betta recagnize.

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