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17 October 2012 @ 10:09 pm

The answer is no. Duh. But it can provide an interesting lens through which to view political rhetoric. On Tuesday night’s presidential debate, moderator Candy Crawley corrected Mitt Romney when he attempted to catch the Prez in a lie over…

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I’m actually, actually, finishing my book this summer. The book I’ve been writing and reading from for (gulp) five years now.1 Going through it has been an act of nostalgia (“I remember writing that!”) and an act in self-deprecation (“Oh,…

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By now you’ve probably heard. It’s all over the news. A man by the name of Rudy Eugene, 31, ate another guy’s face in Miami a couple of days ago. Let me write that again. In real life, in our…

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By now you’ve probably heard. It’s all over the news. A man by the name of Rudy Eugene (31) ate another guy’s face in Miami a couple of days ago. Let me write that again. In real life, in our…

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11:46 Harvey Pekar and George Steinbrenner... both dead in one day.

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13:07 Waka Waka Eh Eh!! #worldcup #stoked
13:12 ESPN radio is better than ESPN live.
13:35 Spain is coming hard. 1st big opportunity in the 4th minute from Ramos. #ESP
13:59 That was a red card, not a yellow. Wow. De Jong just karate kicked Alonso. #ESP #NED #LuckyBreak
14:44 The Netherlands have played dirty this whole tournament. I am sorry, but they deserve a million yellow cards.
14:50 IKER!!!! What a brilliant save. #ESP deflects a potential #NED goal.
14:55 Dang. Eight yellow cards. It's going to get crazier as time runs out.
15:11 Can't believe Robben didn't dive for the penalty.
15:29 I don't think these players realize how much is really at stake here. #MyBracket
15:31 Fabregas eats it. Like Jessica Simpson at a buffet. #ESP
15:34 I think #NED hired a witch to prevent #ESP from doing anything ten feet from the goal.
15:37 NAVES!!! Almost. So close. Not a hoal, but so far the only Spaniard to shoot the freaking ball.
15:44 Torres for Villa?? Not the move I would have made.
15:49 Yellow and then a Red Card to Heitinga! Just outside the box. Free kick for Spain!! Wow. #ESP #NED
15:50 Is that the 10th or 11th yellow?
15:53 Technically, Robben should have gotten a yellow card for playing after the whistle. Webb is an interesting choice to ref this game.
15:57 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDE ESPAÑA!!!!
16:03 That's it, Ladies and Gents. Spain wins it. #ESP #NED #grandmotherland

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12:38 ESPN continues its anti-Uruguay propaganda. First Forlan's acne, now this. twitpic.com/2443h6
13:33 This is the side Uruguay should have fielded against the Netherland. In my heart, this is as good a game as the final. #GER #URU
13:56 #GER scored, but Uruguay is coming back. I feel it.
13:58 Perz to Cavani!! I told you so!! GOOOOOL #URU
14:35 Uruguay!
14:38 DIEGO FORLAN!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOL #URU #URU
14:39 The #GER keeper was frozen! Frozen!!!
14:43 Germany equalizes!!! #GER Gooooooooooooool tied 2-2
15:09 #GER GOOOOOOOOL Khaedira scores. Germany takes the lead. Wow.
15:16 And they put in Abreu #URU ?? Why?? He has too many initials on his jersey.
15:20 Friedrich fouls Suarez, yellow card. Free kick awarded.
15:21 Forlan get his beautiful shot blocked. Wow. Hats off to Butt. Great keeping.
15:22 Hats off to Uruguay. Fantastic World Cup. Fantastic. One my favorite teams to watch. #GER earned it. But #URU played so well.
15:25 Well, Twitterverse, there's only one game left. So my soccer updating is almost over. #sadness
15:29 The Best Player of the Tournament is Forlan. Hands down. #GoldenBall #Forlan #GoldenBoot

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10:04 Now, if only I could find an Octopus to pick my outfit for the day...
11:13 Apparently thinking about shaving and actually shaving are very different things. #postshowerthoughts
16:17 So many lives would be saved in movies if people looked up.

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