𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖅𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖎𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 (original) (raw)

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•youя нιgнness•
You probably know me as Risa. Forty years old and loving it. How did this happen?! i'm hoping my 40s are as happy and succesful as my 30s were. i'm a creepy, kooky wife and loving mommy to two beautiful girls. i was born and raised in Southern California but currently enjoying life in the mountains of Northern California! Hiking, rafting and country living, oh my! i've recently been published in 5 magazines as an alternative model. However, i don't consider myself a model. i'm just a girl who likes having her picture taken. i absolutely love horror movies, Halloween, and have an adoration for anything dark and morbid. Skulls and zombies are right up my alley. i have numerous tattoos that i've completely lost track of. How do you even count a sleeve? If you still know how many you have, you don't have enough! My tongue, nose, monroe and septum are pierced. i am very into my health and working out. i've recently lost over 90 lbs. Overall, i just want a happy, healthy body, mind and soul. i think i'm a pretty fun mix of girly girl and tomboy. i love watching football [Seattle Seahawks fan by choice and Chicago Bears fan by marriage], going camping and riding quads. But i also love make up, purses and shopping! i'm very down to earth and easy to get along with. i'm bluntly honest, original and very unique. i follow my own rainbow and i definitely don't live to please anyone but myself. i love my life and i wouldn't have things any other way.
•мy zoмвιe кιng•
i met the love of my life, Donny, in August of 2007 when he began work at the same company as me. We were friends, firstly, but things progressed into more when we both ended up single. By November, we were a couple and by the following February, we were headed to Las Vegas to get married. It was quite a whirlwind and we dealt with many issues in the beginning. However, it made us 100 times stronger as a couple and we look forward to any of the challenges life can throw at us! We've been through hell and back but there is no one else i would rather have by my side through it all! Things aren't always easy but we are definitely worth it. Together, we can overcome anything. We own our very own White House lodge in the mountains of Northern California, recently began our own business and have celebrated over 11 years of marriage. To all the haters who said we wouldn't last? Look at us now! It's ok to be jealous. We all know you are. Forever and always, babe.
•вaвy вяaιns•
Together, we have two daughters from previous relationships. My 19 year old daughter is entering her third semester of college and has changed her mind from nursing to becoming a teacher. Where has the time gone!? She has a boyfriend of 2 years and is working part-time at Subway. She is the most intelligent young lady i know. She is a quiet, shy girl at first glance, but once she breaks out of her shell, she is her mama's clone, complete with sarcastic sense of humor and sass. She loves Final Fantasy video games and enjoys writing stories in her spare time. She is my little horror queen in the making and we love having horror movie nights in our blanket forts. We also love to watch anime, like Black Butler, Death Note and Soul Eater. She is truly the light of my life. i love her with all my heart and soul and i look forward to every moment we spend together. We have sole custody of my husband's 16 year old daughter. i consider her my own, as i have raised her since she was 4 years old. Everyone says she looks like me and my husband calls her "MJ" because she is my clone. Haha. She is going into 11th grade and we are doing home school this year. She is very popular because she is so beautiful and outgoing. She has received numerous awards for math, writing, athlete and perfect attendance. She is her daddy's clone in every way: Tall, dingy and clumsy. She is a complete girly girl and has been enrolled in numerous sports, including soccer, tumbling and Shotokan karate. She recently started gymnastics class and looks forward to bettering her athletic abilities. She has a heart of gold and is always willing to help out, even with hard work for the business. We are very blessed to have such amazing daughters.
•zoмвιe zoo•
Our little mini zoo of undead kitties includes Jack, Sally and our newest addition, Tiny Satan. Jack is my 9 year old beautiful flame point Siamese cross. He is, by far, the most intelligent and amazing cat i've ever owned. Through simple clicker training, i've taught him to sit, shake and give kisses. He absolutely loves getting "nom noms" and taking naps with his mama, usually on her head. Sally is Jack's sister, who happened to get shorted in the brain department. i describe her as a "shark" because you never know if you're about to be torn apart. Sally also has a wide array of nicknames including Puss Puss, Crackahead, Fat Whore and Sally Kay Kitten. Tiny Satan is our 2 year old kitten who we adopted because he looks like Jack's mini clone. He is the freaking energizer bunny and just keeps going and going and going. He has definitely earned his name and is an awful little troublemaker! He will fully "argue" with me when he knows he is being bad. He is super adorable though, lucky for him. Our first canine of the family is Finley, a terrier mix that we adopted from the shelter. She is my barking terror and on some occasions, gets the nickname Charles Barkley. She loves yelling at the wild deer and turkeys if they come near. She is well trained though and spends most of her time in the house. When she isn't barking or trying to get all the attention, she enjoys going on hikes around The Trails with me. Our newest addition to the family, is my lifelong dream dog, Dexter, a Pembroke Welsh Corgi! We got him at 9 weeks old and after a rough first few weeks, he has really come into his own! Through crate training, he is now 99% potty trained and learned to sit in a matter of 10 minutes. He is adorable, playful and sometimes too smart for his own good. But he is an amazing edition to our zoo. i can't wait until he's an older, snuggly loaf. ♥
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"The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better."“The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
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MOVIES Halloween, Lord of the Rings, Memento, Nightmare on Elm Street, Pulp Fiction, Horns, Friday the 13th, Reservoir Dogs, Ichi the Killer, The Hunger Games, Snowpiercer, The Princess Bride, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Hatchet, Napoleon Dynamite, Eden Lake and Shrek. MUSICI See Stars, Our Lady Peace, The Neighbourhood, VNV Nation, All That Remains, Stone Sour, As I Lay Dying, Bullet for my Valentine, Killswitch Engage, Maroon 5, In Flames, Elvis Presley, Slip Knot, Artic Monkeys, The Pretty Reckless, Slayer, Imagine Dragons, Three Days Grace, Red, Rob Zombie, KMFDM, Lords of Acid and Pantera. TV SHOWS Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Impractical Jokers, Dexter, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Kingdom, Sons of Anarchy, Hemlock Grove, Orange is the new Black, Xena, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, Death Note Ink Master and Family Fued.
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