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Sweetness and amiration slathered Science! What could be better?! ZOMG Smell's Septemer update is live and includes...
I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY
A robust woody smell, with clean lemon topnotes and a heart of green fir and cedar. There's a warm base of myrrh and hoppy brown ale.
DELICIOUS DARWIN
Sugar, lemon and orange rind, orange flower water, spikenard and patchouli.
LOVELY LADY LOVELACE
Heliotrope, white musk, and dainty touches of honey, lavender and vanilla.
MARIE'S CURIOUS CANDY
White chocolate, white peppermint, and white musk.
SPICED HYPATIA
Cinnamon-and-nutmeg poached pear, sweet dark myrrh, and warm Egyptian musk.
SWEET ON ZHANG HENG
Tangerine, pine, jasmine, star anise, patchouli, and black tea leaves.
THE DUBIOUS CANDIFICATION OF NIKOLA TESLA
Gentlemanly violet and sandalwood, sugared together with a touch of vanilla cream and sweet white musk.
THOMAS ALVA EDISON: THE LAST JELLYBEAN IN THE BAG
Anise, fennel, clove, vetiver and wormwood.
You can find the decant circle ~>HERE<~ Other open orders include...
Steam Bath Factory Decant Circle
BPAL Weenies Circle
Villainess September Group order
Fabulous 14th Group Order
Current Leftovers
I will combine orders to your heart's content! All shipping is figured by weight. Internationals always welcome!
XOXO
Ajevie
July 7th, 2012
We're still partying about the Higgs boson and couldn't help capitalizing on one researcher's magnificent turn of phrase: the result is July's Seventh scent Smoking Duck. Thanks, Oliver Buchmueller! Smoking Duck will be around until July 30th.
Dr. Zomg has filled up her bag a little further with the addition of her huckstery Renovative Cherry Bitters, based on a now-extinct recipe for a cherry-brandy hangover swig and mixed to renovate your face right off, but in the nicest way.
You can find this month's decant circle ~>HERE<~
ZOMG Smells May Update/Decant Circle
May 7th, 2012
The new update has been added to the circle ~>HERE<~ and includes...
JOYEUSE - Golden amber, frankincense, and myrrh (you see what we did there for a heavily Christian emperor) mingle with rosewater, a bright dab of church incense and conquered Italian lemons.
SWORD OF ATTILA - Sword-sharp amber, earthy patchouli, pimento, dark musk, vetiver, bitter wormwood, hoof-churned earth and a distant hint of burning wooden structures in your wake.
VORPAL - The most brillig of scents, seriously: dragon's blood, pekoe tea, and salt caramel.
(Internationals welcome!)
ZOMG Smells April Update/Decant Circle
April 8th, 2012
APRIL 1st UPDATE: AVAST YE! No, wait. Wrong genre. HUZZAH! We be ringin' in April-- no, no. Ahem. Gentlebees and ladythings! Welcome to our most puissant April update! Try your luck at our games-- look, we don't have any games yet, ok? Just... just go read the descriptions for Modesty Cod and Ren Tits and the secret one and let me drink my ale. Shoo.
Lady Stabbington-Hackworth
A sharp, clean amber with a smoky touch of resinous, copal, sticky-sweet myrrh and a pleasingly light new dragon's blood.
Meddyglyn
Honey, cinnamon, golden ginger, and basil.
Rhodomel
Rhodomel classically contains rose flowers and rose hips, and so does ours--a heady but delicate mead with a blush of fine petals.
Sir Fightypants
Sharp, resinous copal, young amber, a dusky, aged amber, wormwood and cypress, with just a little hint of leather.
and more...
April's decant circle is ~>HERE<~ Internationals welcome!
February 7th, 2012
February 7 Update: We had a LOT of fun with this one. The theme for February's limited collection is Romance Shenanigans in the Animal Kingdom. We define the term "romance" kinda liberally there, but we're sure you'll be able to catch our drift. <3 (illustrations will be going up throughout the day. All art and scent descriptions are safe for work!)
The update this month over at ZOMG Smells is as educational and fun as ever! Who knew the Little Brown Bat (Dark chocolate, sticky amber, maple sap, gooey caramel, and three nuts-- almond, pecan and coconut) was such a perv?! We all know the Dik-dik (Classic iris and sandalwood, three vanillas, and a drop of honeyed ginger) is painfully cute, but head on over to the site to find out what makes this pint-sized antelope a real sweetheart. ♥
You can find the decant circle right ~>HERE<~
November 7th, 2011
As we have already decanted all of these smells, I will not be running a decant circle for them. However, I am offering a group order and decant the two brand new scents, instead. ^_^ You can find it ~>HERE<~
October 7th, 2011
"10/7 Update: HOLY CRAP IT'S HALLOWEEN, TIME TO GET YOUR COSTUME ON We made a lovely crop of things you can wear to augment your costume....or AS your costume. Check 'em out! (we also brought back two favorites from last year, Sexy Vampire Squid and The Melancholy Re-Animation of Nikola Tesla.) Enjoy!"
And this month's decant circle can be found ~>HERE<~ Internationals welcome!
September 7th, 2011
"9/7 Update: It's NOSTALGIA BOMB time! September's Limiteds are made of delicious memories of good fall times, as cooler weather and the time When the Cicadas Go Quiet approaches. Relive childhood excursions to the magical fairgrounds and their rigged damn games with us with Fair Day, You Will Never Win the Ring Game and Goldfish Rescue Squad, and let Punkin Chunkin, Cider Drink, Show Pony and Deep-Fried Whatever evoke memories of exploding pumpkins, spiced apple beverages, terrible fried foods and time spent in the 4-H barn cooing over well-groomed horses and charming baby livestock. If you want to try a squee set of all the limited-edition fair smells instead of settling on a few bottles, we can help you out there too: head on over to Nostalgia Bomb."
This update has been added to the decant circle ~>HERE<~