Stand Up Comedy (original) (raw)
MLS
Nov 5, 2004
Denver or NOLA
Club:
Colorado Rapids
Nat'l Team:
United States
Is the the forum for that art? I've been doing stand up for 6 months and...well...anyone else out there? 2.
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Staff Member
Sep 21, 2002
Brooklyn
Club:
New York Red Bulls
Nat'l Team:
United States
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says 'why the long face?'
The horse says 'I have cancer' 4.
May 18, 2004
OakTown
Club:
Los Angeles
Nat'l Team:
United States
Ric Ocasek walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Why the long face?"
Ric Ocasek says "Right. I'm outta here." 5.
NYC Football Club
Apr 29, 2007
The Big Easy
Club:
Paris Saint Germain FC
Nat'l Team:
Germany
Marital aids can save your marriage.
It did mine
Go out today and invest in a GPS for your automobile 6.
MLS
Nov 5, 2004
Denver or NOLA
Club:
Colorado Rapids
Nat'l Team:
United States
Well this looks fun...
what do a spinning back kick, a flight of stairs, and a gallon whiskey have in common?
All can be used for abortions. 7.
Is this something that you do as a hobby? 8.
MLS
Nov 5, 2004
Denver or NOLA
Club:
Colorado Rapids
Nat'l Team:
United States
yea, just a hobby. Might take it full time. had a few shows in a few states. Did a comedy competition that lasted through Mardi Gras. 9.
Lemme know when you're playing next so I can avoid it. 10.
Aug 31, 2007
Tel Aviv
Club:
Chelsea FC
Nat'l Team:
Israel
Yeah ive done it for about 3 months now, im prety good actually, but.. i live in Canada, and Canada sucks balls so i gotta wait like a year or 2 to move to New York
You dont know how lucky you are living in the states. 11.
Sep 26, 2011
Club:
New Jersey
And modest, too
*wink wink*
Seriously, though, I was considering doing stand-ups for a bit, but my problem is that I get witty when I have a good conversational opponent to bounce jokes off, otherwise I don't get creative. Maybe a two-person show can work for me. 12.
Aug 31, 2007
Tel Aviv
Club:
Chelsea FC
Nat'l Team:
Israel
Theres this competition in canada called Yuk Yuks great Canadian Laugh Off or something like that, the winner gets 25k and they aired the finals on tv. If i knew of this i would have signed
When i saw who won, i almost had a heart attack. its a fecking shame to comedy and whoever judged this competition should be imprisoned FOR LIFE.
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Sep 26, 2011
Club:
New Jersey
Ahhh, is that what's called comedy these days? There was a similar one in Chicago a few years ago and it was again won by someone like this. 14.
Sep 3, 2001
Cidade Mágica
Club:
PAOK Saloniki
Nat'l Team:
United States
I have a few friends that have given it a go. Some are brutally bad, one is pretty good. I'll go to these amateur comedy nights and am surprised at how good some people are. Most are awful, but there's usually 2-3 that are genuinely funny. I imagine it's a brutally competitive business. 15.
Aug 31, 2007
Tel Aviv
Club:
Chelsea FC
Nat'l Team:
Israel
Not only is it competitive its notoriously unrewarding especially the deserving, just ask the likes Patrice Oneal, Bill Burr, Nick Di Paolo and co. what they think of Whitney Cummings and her new show. 16.
Staff Member
Sep 21, 2002
Brooklyn
Club:
New York Red Bulls
Nat'l Team:
United States
17.
Aug 31, 2007
Tel Aviv
Club:
Chelsea FC
Nat'l Team:
Israel
wow that sucks, we already lost greg, now patrice.... 18.
Staff Member
Sep 21, 2002
Brooklyn
Club:
New York Red Bulls
Nat'l Team:
United States
He's not lost yet. No one is sure about the lasting damage right now 19.
I like that show. Quite funny so far. Although I have no idea how good or bad she was as a comedian. 20.
Jan 11, 1999
Nat'l Team:
United States