List of Whitest Kids U' Know episodes (original) (raw)
The following is a list of episodes from the sketch comedy group the Whitest Kids U' Know which ran from March 20, 2007 – June 17, 2011 with a total of 60 episodes and 5 seasons on Fuse and IFC. Based on counting the number of skits in this article, the series contained 381 sketches.
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| dbo:abstract | The following is a list of episodes from the sketch comedy group the Whitest Kids U' Know which ran from March 20, 2007 – June 17, 2011 with a total of 60 episodes and 5 seasons on Fuse and IFC. Based on counting the number of skits in this article, the series contained 381 sketches. (en) |
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| dbp:shortsummary | 61200.0 (dbd:second) #Acting Class - On the last day of high school, seniors Darren and Timmy have to do a "cause and effect" exercise that counts for 50% of their grade. Timmy creeps Darren out with homo-erotic pantomiming, and Darren’s objections lead his teacher to give him a failing grade for the school year. (en) #Corporal Punishment - Many military men get rank changes. (en) #Cumfetti - Timmy finds that he is ejaculating confetti. It doesn't stop there, as his "cumfetti" impregnates his wife , which results in news breaking out of the world's first "cumfetti baby". (en) #The Never Song - Trevor sings a kids' song about how to stay out of trouble, by not disrespecting their parents, by not cheating on tests, and not making crystal meth. (en) #Animals Anonymous - A meeting at the Animal Lovers Anonymous club. (en) #Anne Frank - A soldier discovers a young girl's private diary and decides to sell it. (en) #You Son of a Bitch - finds a man kicking another man for killing his children, but when it’s revealed that the man being assaulted was an executioner who executed the man’s children on Death Row, it leads to switch sides and begin kicking . The cycle repeats until finds out that both men are guilty of something, and begins kicking both. It is then revealed that this was the origin of a popular dance at bars and speakeasies known as "You Son of a Bitch". (en) #Little Rascals - In an homage to The Little Rascals, and make their way into a bar by disguising themselves as a tall person, and end up meeting another tall person . (en) #Worst Orchestra - A narrator lists the worst orchestras of all time, only to trash talk Philadelphia Philharmonic for the New York Philharmonic. (en) # White Castle - Blackout: Zach tells Trevor about the time he ate at White Castle. (en) #Charles Manson - A shopping TV show sells some of Charles Manson's artwork. (en) # Gallon of PCP - College buddies Zach and Trevor run into each other in the park; Zach has a liquid gallon of PCP. (en) #Mission Impossible - A mission briefing includes a bulldog and a handjob. (en) #Bear Problems - The president's press secretary hosts a conference about bears on the moon. (en) # European History: 3024 - An enactment of the interaction between Europeans and Martians in 3024 predicts that the Martians will look like jerks. (en) #Dad Story - Daddy tells his daughter the story of how she came along. The Jolly Green Giant shows up on their roof. (en) #Underwater - Daddy's little girl Nancy introduces her new beau d'Artagnan to her parents, , only for her desires to “live underwater” with him to be shot down by her father, who claims they cannot survive without oxygen. Nancy however thinks it is because he doesn’t like d'Artagnan. (en) #I Teached A Whale - When Billy tells his class at school that he taught a whale to "jump out of its tail" over the summer, his teacher, Ms. Lambert doesn't believe him, and goes out of her way on a wild goose chase in an attempt to prove him wrong. (en) #Computer Jerk Off Dad - jerks off when his parents leave to the store. (en) #We Gon' Make Love - Trevor stars in a semi-sexy R&B video where he describes having sex with unconscious women. (en) #MacDougals - The pub MacDougal's is having a Lady's Night, where ladies drink free -- and Black Night, where black people drink half off... and White Night, where white people drink half off. (en) # Did You Date - is out to assault everyone who dated his girlfriend in high school. Trevor and Timmy attempt to boost WKUK DVD sales by bringing in a woman who takes off her top. (en) #Didgeridoo - Saul Rosenberg has a didgeridoo album. (en) #Falling Ladies - In a sketch that ends bloody, Zach alerts Sam and Trevor about something happening outside. (en) #Changing Channels - Darren apologizes in advance for the next segment, which is an attempt by IFC to reel in viewers flipping past channels; the sketch is a suspense-builder which turns into a cheap shot at Saturday Night Live. (en) #Helicopter Door - During the Vietnam War, two soldiers are in a helicopter; one tells the other to close the door. (en) #First Person Shooter - The WKUK plays a first person shooter game and has some troubles... (en) #Hell's Kitchen - Satan orders his chefs to cook disgusting food. (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 4 - In this multi-part series, Sam and Trevor enlist in the Confederacy, believing they're fighting for the legalization of marijuana. (en) #Video Time Capsule for the Year 3000 - Capitalism still reigns. (en) #Walt Whitman - PBS reads some of Walt Whitman's diary from his teenage years, and find out how obsessed he was with breasts. (en) #Timmy Dance - Timmy does a hoedown in his underwear. (en) #Hot Sister - A father and his son have discovered that one of their family members has gotten hot. #Milfy Mom - Billy is chatting with an online friend when his mom walks in the room. She sees the chat and misunderstands the word "MILF", believing it to be a compliment, until Billy is forced to explain it to her. (en) #Motorcycle Momma - Billy wants to play a bizarre pretend game, but Timmy would rather play Sega. Billy's dad makes him disappear by repeating "I don't believe in you". (en) #Gay Football - Various scenes from the Gay Football League are shown. (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 2 - In this multi-part series, the Civil War officially begins and Sam and Trevor mistakenly believe marijuana has been made illegal. (en) #Careful Commandos - Some S.W.A.T. commandos discuss their raid plan, where they will inform each other every time one of the criminals points a gun at them. Meanwhile, the criminals make a similar plan. (en) #Joining the Army - Enthusiastic and have a scenario in mind for what they'd do in the army. (en) #Feeler Doc - A doctor has an immense fear of touching a patient's lumpy testicle. (en) #End of Space - A space traveler provides some unnecessary narration. In the void beyond space, unusual things happen. (en) #Firetruck Pullover - gets pulled over by a firetruck. The firefighter informs him that is car is on fire. (en) #Black Light - Young Billy gets a new blacklight for his room. He does not realize what the blacklight will reveal. (en) # Firing Squad - At an execution, the firing squad, consisting of Sam, Zach, and Darren, only have one bullet amongst them all to kill convicted traitor Frank Rosenthorp . This way, nobody will know who fired the shot, and no one is to feel any guilt over killing him. This leads to trouble when Trevor attempts to carry out the execution, having to shuffle around the guns quite a few times. (en) #Nerf Nuke - Nerf releases its most powerful toy yet -- the Nerf Nuke. Kids buy them to ensure their place as a neighborhood superpower. (en) # Peeing - suffers embarrassment at the office. (en) # Race War - Dave alerts Bill about a race war. (en) #Alzheimer's - Sammy messes with his grandma . (en) #Bananas - smokes a banana peel. (en) #Cloud Watching - and look at cloud formations. (en) #Dead Teacher (en) #Dogs Love Boobs! - A self-explanatory blackout. (en) #Juror - tries to evade jury duty. (en) #RC Glow - An executive has an idea for RC Cola. (en) #Senator Clint Webb - A generic campaign ad. (en) #Songs of Olden Times (en) #Elves - Trevor and Sam play with an x-ray machine while waiting for the doctor, and learn about Sam's digestive system. (en) #Sam's Muscles - Dario thinks that meeting the parents will go well. (en) #Lawnmower Dad - A hapless dad tries to cover up his lawnmower accident by faking the dog's suicide. (en) #Shoshon - Shoshon the Elegant, the White Tiger King , wants to keep all the brown tigers out of the kingdom of Animalia. (en) #Hunting Housecats - Mini-documentary about two hunters who hunt housecats. (en) #Hand Pee - Dave hides the fact that he loves touching his own urine and excrement. (en) #Period Sketch - Teenage Margaret tries to dodge the Fairy of Womanhood , until she hears from Rationality . (en) # Let's Wake Up the Neighbors - WKUK star in a reggaeton video about disturbing the peace. (en) #Forest Whitaker - Trevor mistakes Zach and Timmy for Forest Whitaker. (en) #Chad's Rad - Chad makes a video about a fellow classmate for a school project. (en) #Office Insubordination - Zach and Sam have a better relationship with the boss than newbie Darren does. (en) #Blue Hair Timmy - After getting his hair dyed, Timmy gets hit by a car. (en) #Whirlpool - Gordon and Candice get caught in a whirlpool … and an argument. (en) # Burglar - Blackout: Burglar's lawyer doesn't like his outfit. (en) # Pimp Pun Disaster - At the hospital, a nurse tells a pimp about the status of his whore. The pimp can’t help making several "whore" puns. (en) #Bathroom Camera - At a christening party, Timmy shows off the new bathroom cameras he's installed. (en) #Elephant Balls - Little Kevin shows his parents a drawing of an elephant. (en) #Ocean 2.0 - A tragic oil spill is actually an exciting new time in the planet's ecosystem - welcome to Ocean 2.0! (en) #Our Label is Run by Homos - A record label signs a band with an unusual name. Their debut CD is titled "No Seriously, All Of Us At The Label Are Gay Dudes. This Is Just Our Way Of Coming Out." This results in an awkward press conference. (en) #We Buy Drugs - A sophomore sells some new drugs -- two "screamers" and a "small world" -- to some impressed freshmen . (en) #JFK Assassination - In Dallas, during a visit from President John F. Kennedy , Vice President Lyndon Johnson drops in on sniper Lee Harvey Oswald at the Dallas Book Depository, as part of a planned assassination, which throws Oswald off course and leads to an argument between them over how Oswald wants to carry the assassination out. Meanwhile, Kennedy is driven mad by his prodding wife, Jackie , who requests that the driver of their car play an incredibly annoying song. Oswald and Kennedy, both fed up with their current situations, sing a duet from afar, dreaming of a world where they can do what they want without trouble. Ultimately, someone else shoots Kennedy, and Oswald flees the scene upon prompting from Johnson. (en) #Entertainment Today - A tan anchor reports on Steve Buscemi. (en) #Wedding Flip Flop - discusses whether or not he should marry his girlfriend with . (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 9 - In this multi-part series, Sam and Trevor avoid execution by giving General Grant important information about the Confederacy, switching sides to the Union. (en) #Herpes Commercial - An infomercial for a herpes product called Vesocream that can be used to trick partners into thinking the user does not have herpes. (en) # Funeral Request - Blackout: Zach makes a funeral request to Trevor. (en) #Hamster Death - While a father tries to educate his son on death when his pet hamster Tickles dies, things take a turn for the disturbing when the Grim Reaper shows up to consume the hamster's body. The father claims it's all part of the cycle of life, recalling when he was a child, when his grandmother died: it's revealed that the Grim Reaper ate the grandmother's body and then defecated into the grandmother's coffin at her funeral. (en) #Francis Scott Key - In prison, Francis Scott Key wants to write "The Star-Spangled Banner". (en) #Spaghettio's - A man discovers Spaghettio's in his blood transfusion. (en) # Whip Boy - Annoying superhero Whip Boy answers to the call of action. (en) #Not Particularly Sure - Outsourcing leaves little for a company to do at headquarters. (en) # John Wilkes Booth - During a play at Ford’s Theatre, John Wilkes Booth repeatedly assaults Abraham Lincoln with items such as a phone book, an orange, and his shoe, and even throws his stovepipe hat off of the balcony. Lincoln constantly calls for his security guard , when all he wants to do is enjoy the play in peace with his wife Mary . (en) #Timmy Talk - WKUK teases Timmy about his new TV show pilot that doesn't even exist. (en) #Silver Street Performer - A street performer acts like a robot. (en) #Cactus Wasp - A man covered in glitter and his clown wife have an important discussion about abortion. (en) #Poseidon Devil Spaghetti - Poseidon and The Devil eat spaghetti together. (en) #Ants - A father tries to discipline his family, but they keep escaping his reprimands by pretending that they're being carried away by ants. (en) #Flower Monster - After picking up a card with a seductive message, arms himself with a baseball bat as he follows a trail of rose petals upstairs, thinking there's a flower monster in the bedroom. (en) #John Hancock - Who really was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence? (en) #50 Cal Bar - brings in a World War 1 machine gun to a bar. (en) #Genetic Pigs - Dr. Scientist develops a new kind of pig that maximises meat production. (en) #Island Cannibal - Two guys stranded on an island are desperate for food and resort to eating each other. (en) #Spaghetti Dinner Date - A twist on the famous scene from Lady and the Tramp. (en) #Asian Hooker - A company CEO brings an unexpected distraction into the meeting room - a Vietnamese prostitute who tried to steal from his wallet. The boss tries to keep the other workers on track, but it gets harder to concentrate when the prostitute's pump arrives. (en) # You're Peeing on My Leg - Two English gentlemen are at an impasse in the park. (en) #Sam in the Bag - Two sitcom characters try to cover their tracks after consuming pot. The history behind the sketch is revealed in a long documentary segment. (en) #Tattoo Parlor - A drunk businessman stumbles into a tattoo parlor and asks for a bizarre tattoo. (en) #George Lucas - A teenager pitches an idea for Star Wars VII to George Lucas , who dies of excitement, leaving the franchise in the teen's hands. (en) #Zach Dating Karen - Zach breaks the fourth wall and asks the audience to settle arguments between him and his girlfriend . (en) #Come Down Here - Jason discusses with his mom the fact that there's semen all over his yard sale boxes. (en) # Movie Pitching Guy - Enthusiastic mail worker Scott tries to quickly pitch movie ideas to the studio heads , and soon gets them all psyched. (en) #Manatee Finger Bang - The morose king needs something special to please him. Captain Crunch has the solution: a beautiful "mermaid" . (en) # Time Travel Farmer - Two kids decide to have fun with a time machine and a farmer . (en) #The Pope - The new pope is shown a video made by the old pope . (en) # Scarin' Babies - Trevor attempts to scare a baby by warning it of its future college tuition and global warming. When that doesn’t work, he manages to succeed by screaming loudly. (en) #The Raddest Kid Ever - Billy's dad thinks his son looks amazing with a gun in his hand. (en) #Baby Traits - A couple learn that through modern medical science, they can choose individual genetic traits of their baby. The decisions get difficult when they're asked to choose a race, sexual orientation, and disability status by a doctor who's black, gay, and missing a leg. (en) #You Talkin' to Me - tries to ease the pain of shooting his horse Clover while working on his DeNiro and Eastwood impressions. He forces his daughter Lindsey to assist him by sounding out the Terminator theme. (en) #Sniper Business - Jenkins is warned by his war-hungry boss Mr. Welburn that there's a sniper on the roof of the headquarters of rival company Bergman-Sachs’ building across the street - hired to prevent a merger between the two corporations. A shocked and confused Jenkins watches his boss teach him how to handle these matters, by equipping a sniper rifle and taking down the sniper at Bergman-Sachs. (en) #Zombie Press Conference - A spokesman for the Pentagon updates the nation on the state of the zombie apocalypse: it has been discovered that zombies will eventually turn back into humans. Despite this fact, those that mistakenly killed zombies before they turned back will not be tried for murder. (en) #Jim Bust - Jim's Gay - Trevor asks Jim a trick question. (en) # Hot Air Balloon Poop Rope - An American exchange student takes a hot air balloon ride with a British family , and suddenly needs to use the water closet. (en) #Nic-O-Dick - A commercial for a nicotine delivery device meant to cure people's nicotine addictions via its phallic shape and its usage being resemblant of oral sex. (en) #Casual Friday - Brian is not too comfortable with Steven's choice of shirt for Casual Friday. (en) #Skatefall - Mr. McGillicuddy gets fed up with skateboarding. (en) # Ghost Tea Bag - A fortune teller reads Zach's palm and sees several spirits around him, one of which is "tea bagging" him. (en) #Trench Big Mouths - One by one, soldiers ham it up when they get shot, except Timmy. (en) #Kid Mechanic - Greg's kid is unconscious on the playground so Greg takes him to a mechanic. (en) #Drunk Dad - Susie's dad comes home hammered during her birthday party. (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 6 - In this multi-part series, Sam, Trevor, and their fellow soldier Doug camp out. They are then captured by American Indians. (en) #Scrubbing Bubbles With Chicken - A disinterested CEO messes with his company's ads. (en) #Water Balloons - A young businessman introduces water balloons to a quiet town in the Wild West. (en) #Jumbotron - A jumbotron at a basketball game continually zooms in on . (en) #It Was Pretty Good - The evening news loses a long-time reporter and decides to replace her with several young, attractive people. The reporter Skyler "Scooby" Jensen reports on the Republican debate -- it was pretty good. (en) #God Wants You - sings a song about the fact that most major religions involve some kind of special hat, and this must mean that God wants you to wear a hat. (en) #Timmy Dance - Timmy does a seductive dance in his underwear. (en) # The Dating Show - Trevor hosts a dating game, where the contestant, Barbara , gets nothing but misogynistic responses of sexual desire from the three bachelors, Sam, Zach, and Timmy. The sketch then is revealed to have been performed as a sketch to criticize offensiveness, only for the cast members to be kicked off the set for various reasons; Timmy for an anti-Semitic remark, Zach claiming to be dating an underage girl, and Trevor advocating violence against the baby boomer generation. Sam, the only one left , ends the sketch with an offensive remark against Latin-Americans. (en) #Telekinesis - masters telekinesis, and immediately knows what to use it for … in bed. (en) #Table Monster - Debbie's husband has mastered the art of getting out of a dinner with his annoying wife and her annoying BFF . (en) #Video That Makes You Gay - Sam makes a video that allegedly makes the viewer gay and tries to convince Trevor to watch it. (en) #Pussy Salad - At a restaurant, two crude men named Phil and Colin loudly state that Phil's salad tastes like pussy. It turns out to be a scheme set up by their coworker Harold - who is sitting at a nearby table - to expose his young son for eating pussy. (en) # Where Do Babies Come From? - Dad tells his son about the gross facts of life. (en) # Girl Sympathy - A group of women evoke sympathy from each other by talking about their feminine issues. (en) #Tit Slap - At a party with mostly black people, obeys the lyrics to a crunk song -- big mistake! (en) #Lottery - stupidly spends his lottery winnings on lottery tickets. (en) #1000 Dice - A commercial for the board game Crazy Chase, which contains 1000 dice. (en) #Rape Role Play - Forgetful Sandra and her husband prepare to enact a role-playing fantasy involving rape. In order to ensure Sandra doesn't forget that it is only role play and alert the police again, her husband gives her a safety word, "banana", to use if she wants to stop role playing, which she forgets. (en) #Office Head Explosion - At the office, Darren's co-workers mess with his head while he's asleep, and realize they have a special power when they somehow cause his head to explode. (en) #Walk of Shame - A teacher corrects his student's oral report containing information found on Wikipedia. (en) #Back Seat - The back seat of the bus is the best spot for two Socialist hoodlums . (en) #Donkey Dad - Daddy has to have a talk with his daughter about what he was doing with the donkey. (en) #Bad Employee - At a fast-food restaurant, employee Brian is on the job while sick, and vomits in front of the customers in line to order, resulting in him getting fired by his manager, Mr. Legursky . (en) # Opposite Day Lawyer - In a courtroom, Mr. Lawyerstein informs the jury that Opposite Day has just begun, and gets into a battle of wits with the prosecutor . The sketch ends with another topless plug for WKUK on DVD. (en) #Homeless Love at First Sight - and a homeless woman feel an instant connection. (en) # If You Think - A bunny, a dog, and a man will die in a fiery explosion if you obey the on-screen text. (en) #Pledge of Allegiance - The Pledge of Allegiance is a lot more unsettling than you remember. (en) #Bikini Day - Two children inform their father that it's bikini day at the zoo, and that they put bikinis on the animals. He discovers that they were tricking him into an intervention. (en) #Valentines Day - is caught masturbating to baby pictures when his wife walks in. (en) #Jerkocaust - In the year 2027, the Nazis are on the hunt for jerks, not Jews. When they suspect a citizen of harboring a jerk , they bring in a nerd in an attempt to coax out the jerk. (en) #Loveliest Bride - Blood-stained Candice will stop at nothing -- NOTHING -- to see the latest chick flick, The Most Loveliest Bride. (en) #Presidential Props - New rules at the presidential debate shake things up for unprepared candidate Senator Homestead . (en) #Virtual Knuckle Sandwich - Angry Clyde takes Mabel to Virtual World to give her a knuckle sandwich. (en) #Inappropriate Dinner Conversation - and try to have dinner, but Sam keeps saying inappropriate things. (en) # Ghost Tea Bag 2 - The fortune teller's prediction of Zach's promotion comes true. (en) #Yellow Mustard-ed - The hidden-camera reality show, You've Been Yellow Mustard-ed!, is both successful and controversial. (en) #Darren and the Giraffe - The Whitest Kids U' Know are filming Darren in front of a green screen. They tell him they will edit a giraffe under him, but instead edit a mostly naked man under him. (en) #Going Home Alone - A man rigs his house with Home Alone-style booby traps, then shoots himself, but not before calling 911 to inform them that he is about to kill himself. (en) #Bad Panda - Terry wants a job at the zoo, as the guy who beats up misbehaving animals. (en) #Horses Love - Darryl wants to arouse his horse for insemination purposes. Chester's stegosaurus poster does the trick. (en) #Homeless Show - A show discusses how homeless people can live better. It does not get good ratings. (en) #Job Interview Mess Up - shows the viewer what not to do at a job interview played out by and . (en) #Fight Club - Trumeter has to deal with his Fight Club-obsessed boss -- who goes down with one punch. (en) #Digging People Up - Earl Becker loses his hardware store and threatens to dig up people's family members' corpses until they send him money. (en) #Earthquake - During an earthquake, a news anchor accidentally swears on the air. During the anchor's trial, the earthquake stops, and everyone celebrates with shaken-up sodas. (en) #Jim Bust - Puppy - For a change, Trevor gives Jim a nice surprise - a puppy. When Jim objects, saying that he doesn't have the time or space for owning a puppy, Trevor tells him not to worry, as the puppy, appropriately named "Wormy", is terminally ill. (en) #Dad Wired Shut - Helen's dad's mouth is wired shut so he has to eat in a special way... (en) #A Is For - A rundown of crime novels written by Susan Merriweather, with their titles following the format of starting with a letter of the alphabet; it becomes clear that Merriweather has become exasperated and depressed at the fact that her contract forced her into making a novel for every letter of the alphabet. (en) #Mom Phone - picks up the phone for his mom , but she doesn't hear him. (en) #Shark Man - Annoying superhero Shark Man has to manually re-fill his lungs with air. (en) #Steven's Parents' Divorce - In home room, Steven talks about his parents' divorce. (en) #Super Dog - Presidential Props Part 2: The party started at the debate continues at da club with a bangin' song. (en) #Freaky Thursday - Mr. Peterson convinces his son's girlfriend that he and his son switched bodies. (en) #Horse Announcer - An announcer lists ridiculous horse names. (en) #Oh Shit - Two peeping toms watch a lady stripping from a window, and accidentally cause a chain of deaths to happen. (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 3 - In this multi-part series, Sam and Trevor organize a demonstration to legalize marijuana. What they don't realize is that they organized the demonstration on the exact day and location as the Battle of Bull Run. (en) #Auto Erotic - Trevor quickly regrets the way he died; God gives him a second chance at the wrong time. (en) # Accidental Puke - William throws up at the dinner table. (en) #Line Leader - At school, newly appointed line leader Ryan prepares his battalion for an epic fight with the fifth-graders. (en) #Ronald Reagan - President Ronald Reagan would rather talk with fans about movies than work on political issues. John Hinckley Jr. is told by a talking dog to shoot President Reagan - but the dog is actually a mechanical decoy set up by Vice President George H.W. Bush in an attempt to assume the presidency. John ends up getting distracted and begins talking about movies with the exasperated dog , until John mentions Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver. The dog claims to know Jodie Foster, and that he’ll “get [Foster] to blow [John]” if he shoots Reagan, a deal to which he agrees. (en) #You Can See Me - Blackout: thinks he's invisible, until he punches . (en) #Chicken Not Kitten - restaurant gets a visit from a health inspector , who is suspicious of the restaurant serving cat meat, as the restaurant is named, "It's Not Kittens, It's Chicken". The health inspector soon finds that the restaurant serves dogs. (en) #Booger Blasters - A new squirt gun that squirts boogers instead of water. (en) #The Jizzle - A parody of the ShamWow infomercial where pitchman Kyle advertises a rag named the Jizzle - specially designed to clean up semen. (en) #Planet Earth Choke - Pilot for a new nature show hosted by . (en) #Stork Factory - A worker in a baby factory named Doug keeps sending babies to overpopulated places and to mothers that can't afford babies. When one of his higher-ups confronts him about this behavior, he begins killing babies. (en) #Bobo The Monkey - At NASA, the head scientist tries to make his team sever their close ties with Bobo, the first monkey in space. (en) #Religious Cult - Trevor and Sam ponder about the religious cult they're in. (en) #Guillotine Days - Before Marie Antoinette is beheaded, one of the executioners asks her to help him settle a bet with Darren. Trevor claims that the human head can stay alive for up to minutes after being cut off by the guillotine, and asks her to try and recite the alphabet before she dies. Her head is cut off, and she fails to do so. Rinse and repeat two more times with two more men sentenced to execution. (en) # Cubicle Boss - In the workplace, boss bothers employee with annoying questions. They draw what they did last night. (en) #Aren't You Lucky - Trevor's song about God is sung in other countries. (en) #Timmy Future - invents a time machine and accidentally erases himself from existence. (en) # Bogey on My Six - Two pilots have an awkward discussion about their friendship while in mid-air. (en) #Bad Dominatrix - A professional dominatrix tries to show a newbie the ropes. (en) #String Pull - At a dinner date, pulls a very long piece of string out of his teeth, which is attached to his organs. (en) #First Date - A woman is on a first date at a restaurant when her date considers ordering dog poop. (en) #Boner Wedding - A con artist makes the mistake of ODing on male enhancement supplements when he has to pose as a bride. (en) #Liquor Store Robbery - Homeless Joe hold a businessman at gunpoint and asks him for ridiculous requests. (en) # European History: 1769 - A re-enactment of the interaction between Europeans and Africans in 1769 makes the Africans look like jerks. (en) #Marijuana To Go - A commercial ends before it even starts. (en) #The God Says Song - Trevor sings about what he's heard from God over the years. (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 5 - In this multi-part series, Sam and Trevor get acquainted with their company, who all almost immediately die in battle. Sam and Trevor's photos are taken in battle, and they begin to become known across the nation as war heroes. (en) #What is it Baby - Two sarcastic parents chide their crying infant child for waking them up at night. (en) # Kool Aid - A trailer for an epic movie in which turns the ocean orange. (en) #Alcoholic Husband - A woman continually catches her husband drinking beer in different ways. (en) #Gun in the Face - Bored, Darren and Sam pretend to mutilate Zach while he's on the phone. (en) #Teacher's Union - A group of teachers invent school. (en) #Astronaut Pranks - Some astronauts try to play a prank on mission control. (en) #Blue Whale Dick - In a scene from the sitcom The McLaughlins, rebellious teens Michael and Caleb have gotten animal genitalia attached to their heads. (en) # Point/Counterpoint – National Hunting Board chairman and gun enthusiast Jerry Bronham talks about gun control on the debate show Point/Counterpoint, where he argues with host Barney Ballsack over usage of handguns in common violent crimes, with other debate topics including guns that can shoot though bulletproof vests, and bullets that seek out baby skulls. After an aggravated Barney storms out of the studio, he is cornered by a street gang member wearing a baby skull around his neck, who intends to assault him. Upon seeing this, Jerry loads a baby skull-seeking bullet and fires it at the gang member, only for it to fly off course and shoot a nearby baby in the arms of its mother. As the mother screams out in horror, Jerry slowly slinks back into the TV studio. (en) #Titopotomus - A slew of stupid, made-up strip club names, which continues over the credits. (en) #Reverse Psychology - Sam becomes annoying after learning about reverse psychology. (en) #JJ Marvin - Punk rockers aren't sure what to think of JJ Marvin's act. (en) # Trevor Talks to Kids - Trevor visits a second grade class and talks to the kids about conspiracy theories concerning President Bush. (en) #Hot Dog Timmy - Timmy is forced to explain his eating habits to his doctor, and his tendency for eating at least one hot dog per day. (en) #We Live In Garbage - A homeless man and his family yell at a camera about how their toddler daughter got them evicted from their apartment. It isn't long before it's discovered that the homeless man is found out to be a lunatic making it all up, as there are no cameras nor a wife and son, although the daughter is present. A nearby bakery worker calls the cops when the homeless man flees the scene. (en) #Invincible Kid - Blackout: Trevor gives a pep talk to a kid. (en) #Moon Landing - A student asks his teacher who shot the moon landing footage. (en) #Forever Puppies - A business that prevents cute puppies from turning into dogs. (en) #Nail Gun - After Dad talks to his sons about his newfound sex life and leaves for the store with Mom , and fool around with a nail gun, and Trevor accidentally kills with it. The two remaining brothers manage to bring him back to life with the Necronomicon. However, upon the parents’ return, they are found out when Sam begins uttering Hell-speak, and he is splashed with holy water. Although Mom and Dad praise Trevor and Zach for their smart thinking and use of the Necronomicon, they ground them, and also find out why Sam went straight to Hell instead of Purgatory upon being killed with the nail gun - he is in possession of a stash of pornography, which they confiscate as a result. (en) #Greatest Conductor - An armless conductor conducts with his feet. (en) # Brothers in Arms - A trailer for a war movie in which three brothers get in a brawl. (en) #Rock and Roll Indiana Jones - Blackout: Indiana Jones protests against the auctioning of Peter Frampton's guitar. (en) #Jim Bust - Fart - Timmy and Trevor walk into Jim's office just so they can torture Jim with their farts. (en) #Halloweiner - Various schoolchildren show off their Halloween costumes to the class, only for the teacher to send both Jacob and Brian to the principal's office for swearing, although they insist they can because they are a pirate and a cowboy, respectively. The teacher informs student Taylor , who is dressed as a clown, that he is not allowed to swear in character even though it's Halloween. Taylor accepts, but gets sent to the principal's office for masturbating in front of the class. Taylor insists, "What? I'm a clown!" (en) #Clarence McKenah - Various black and white footage of Clarence McKenah punching people. (en) #Pie - realizes he's been typing on a pie instead of a keyboard. (en) #Driving Instructor - Audio sketch: a driving instructor gets friendly with his student. (en) #Good Morning Dad - A boy's attempt to bond with his dad backfires. (en) #Demon Ouija Board - Demon Balthasar is summoned from Hell to control the ouija board at a girls' slumber party. (en) #American Suicide - Participants on an American Idol-style show compete to see who can kill themselves in the most creative and/or impressive ways. A woman named Cheyenne is the only contestant to move on to the callbacks in Hollywood. (en) #Boiler Room - Boiler room repairman Clark has little sympathy for the yacht passengers in danger of drowning, as he makes constant remarks about the yacht crew’s lack of proper boiler maintenance. (en) #Maroon President - The president has discovered a new color … or has he? (en) #Ninja School - No one showed up for the first day of Ninja School -- or did they? (en) #Old Man Winters - and tamper with an old man's will. (en) #John Williams - John Williams spends his day singing his music. (en) #Last Action Hero - A realistic twist on a scene from the movie. (en) # Astronaut Mess - Barry shows up at the space shuttle late, and bothers and by spilling foodstuffs on them. (en) #History Reset - resets his history after jerking off. (en) #Gandalf - Gandalf is greeted by an angry Fellowship, who gripe with how he didn't use his giant eagle companion sooner, accuse him of not being magic - and ultimately, in a fit of rage, rape him. (en) #Crack - In 1984, two hip-hop posers turn a black man into a crack dealer. (en) #Life Goes Alien - A family encounters some aliens , who mock them. (en) #Runway - Women at a fashion show are very enthusiastic about the new season's fashions. And glitter. (en) #Weird - At a gentleman's club, Trevor, Zach and Timmy learn what a stripper will do for money. (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 7 - In this multi-part series, the tribe that captured Sam, Trevor, and Doug throw a frat party and give Sam and Trevor peyote. The two of them ambush Ulysses S. Grant while high. (en) #Landmine Factory - shows the ropes at the landmine factory. (en) #Joe Has Syphilis - Joe tells his ex-girlfriends about his syphilis diagnosis. Little do they know that he does not have syphilis. (en) #Sonic the Hedgehog Gets Mugged - Blackout sketch. Trevor, posing as Sonic, is punched by a mugger ; all of the coins in Sonic’s hands are scattered everywhere . (en) #Homeschool - Caleb doesn't take homeschooling seriously. (en) #Courtroom Stripper - A stripper is called to testify in court, but ends up entertaining her audience instead. (en) #Blind Guys - For blind stand-up comedians , telling jokes is never routine. (en) #Be A Cop - A recruitment trailer to join the police force. (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 10 - In the conclusion to this multi-part series, Sam and Trevor beat the Confederacy and end the Civil War, discovering that the war was about slavery and that marijuana was legal the entire time. (en) #Mountain of Chairs - 13-year-old Timmy's parents trust him enough to leave him alone on his birthday, but won't let him live on a mountain of chairs. (en) #Bike Up the Ass - A road accident between a businessman and a cyclist results in road rage, which is taken all the way to the hospital, then to court. It doesn't help that nobody understands anything unrelated to their own fields and professions. (en) #Bank Heist - Bank robbers continually fail to pull off a heist. (en) #Babe Magnet - and make a machine that attracts babes . (en) #Foot Touch - Two homophobic men cause a stir at dinner. (en) #Trent Reznor - Trent Reznor's arrogant ex-girlfriend pays him a visit just to torture him emotionally, causing him to write another Grammy-winning album. (en) #Alive Dicks - The WKUK are stranded in the frozen north, and have resorted to cannibalism. Only Sam and Timmy would eat a certain left over body part to stay alive. (en) # Dear Black People - As a school project, 6-year-old Danny Mathison sends a letter to the black people of the world, apologizing for slavery in the United States, as well as any other such things to befall black people in years past. In response, the black people write back an angry, hostile message. (en) #The America Song - A country singer is "totally gay for America" and Uncle Sam . (en) #Civil War on Drugs Part 8 - In this multi-part series, Sam and Trevor talk with Ulysses S. Grant and become sympathetic to the Union. (en) #Simple Chore - Michael Moore makes a documentary about how his wife did not do the dishes. (en) #ButterBar - A fast food chain is forced by their corporate office to sell a new product called "ButterBar", which is essentially a stick of butter. Things go from bad to worse when a young boy buys and eats two ButterBars from the two employees at the counter , and gets sick, resulting in them both getting a scolding from a fellow employee. (en) #Successful Relationship - Harold's volatile relationship with his wife is the basis for the how-to book he's writing. (en) #Pirates - The captain has trouble getting pirates' attention. (en) #Cash Quiz - Osama Bin Laden is hosting a new game show to apologize for the World Trade Center attacks. (en) #History Network - shows his new pilot to the History Network. (en) #Old Folks Home - sings a hip-hop song about how he hated having to visit his grandmother's nursing home, until he found out how many drugs the seniors are prescribed. (en) #Dad Will Take Care of It - A father complains that his family expects him to do all the work, even as his family offers to do work for him. (en) #Anarchy - Barry is the sole rational thinker in a team of anarchists. (en) #Attention Guy - Zach constantly needs attention from the rest of the troupe. He improvises a song about Attention Deficit Disorder, then hangs himself. (en) # Sub Sandwich - On a submarine, sailors guffaw at the type of sandwich happens to have. (en) # Saturday - Man-child David sees Saturday as a day to run amok and shoot his bow and arrow. (en) #Irresponsible Television - Kids' television programs are repeatedly pulled from the air "due to reckless irresponsibility". These include shows involving young Billy Matherson becoming a superhero known as "Electro Boy" after sticking a fork in an electrical outlet, a boy befriending a pedophile in "My Secret Friend", and two children planning to rape their attractive babysitter. (en) #The Dinosaur Rap - The grand finale - Trevor raps about getting high with dinosaurs . (en) #Glory Hole - Candace catches her husband at the ol' glory hole. (en) #John Cleese Sketch - Trevor and Sam perform a sketch sent to them by John Cleese. (en) #Call Of Duty - During a multiplayer video game, Dabears needs a sandwich. (en) #Genie - Billy Masterson gets his own genie , who is forced to carry out his three wishes - to kill his teacher, to let him have sex with 12th grader Megan Weldley, and to become President of the United States of America. (en) #Dog Park - With their new x-ray glasses, pervs and can see through dogs' clothing. (en) # Slow Jerk - In the workplace, Darren creeps out Trevor and Sam with his mimed masturbation movements. (en) #Another Astronaut Sketch - The moment before the Challenger took off. (en) # Classroom - In kindergarten class, the teacher plays a guessing game about the sudden death of one child's mother in a car accident, resulting in a traumatic experience for the child, Joey , which ends with poor Joey running out of the classroom in tears. The teacher actually lied, saying she hated Joey, and that it was actually Scotty whose mother died. Upon hearing this, Scotty celebrates around town, doing whatever he wants, because his parents are dead. Following this segment, Trevor demonstrates the special effect used towards the end of the sketch where footage of him in front of a blue screen was added to footage of a black person. (en) # I Want to Kill the President - Trevor flirts with danger in a PSA about it being illegal to state one's desire to kill the President of the United States of America on television. (en) #Jim Bust - JISM - In excitement, Trevor breaks the door to producer Jim Biederman's office and gives a proposal with a perverse acronym. (en) #The Popcorn Factory Sketch - At the office, Trevor thinks a girl with testicles would be hot, but he has trouble convincing his co-workers . It isn't until the end of the sketch that it is revealed that the office is for a popcorn factory. (en) #Wheel of Money - Copyright issues, dismemberment, decapitations, and switching problems plague an obvious ripoff of that one game show. (en) #Dad Fight - Jerry's opponent goes down with one punch. (en) #One of You Is - A policeman tries to expose some unwelcome guests on a futuristic space colony where only humans are permitted. (en) #Sophomores - Carla comes out as a lesbian to her parents, who believe it's just a phase. Her twin brother Timmy comes out as gay, and they threaten to disown him. (en) #Trophy Coach - The losing team's coach gets more respect than the winning team's coach by giving out trophies to every player on his team, even though they lost. (en) #Things We Need - The WKUK tells the audience what items they need for future sketches (en) #Mr. T Gets Cancer - Blackout: Trevor and Timmy perform a short play about Mr. T getting some bad news. (en) |
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| rdfs:comment | The following is a list of episodes from the sketch comedy group the Whitest Kids U' Know which ran from March 20, 2007 – June 17, 2011 with a total of 60 episodes and 5 seasons on Fuse and IFC. Based on counting the number of skits in this article, the series contained 381 sketches. (en) |
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