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| | WWE RAW RESULTS January 9, 2006Hershey, Pennsylvania Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Jamal & Rosey defeated Trent Acid & ?????? in a dark match..Gregory Helms defeated Andrew Ryker..Tyson Tomko defeated Heart Throb Antonio...Lance Cade defeated Nick Berk..Viscera defeated Trevor Murdoch by Count Out.. IN THE RING: John Cena + Lita.. John Cena came out and a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, but noticable boos in the background..John Cena acknowledged that there are some fans who think he sucks, but there are fans who like him too..John Cena said he had chosen to cash in his right to a rematch for the WWE title against Edge..Lita came out to the stage alone, holding Cena's old WWE spinner belt over her shoulder..Lita said that after some oral persuasian, Vince McMahon agreed to postpone the rematch until Royal Rumble..Lita said Edge won't be fighting, but he'll be doing something else that starts with the letter "F"..Lita announced that she and Edge are going to take off their clothes and have sex in the ring tonight!Lita said unlike John Cena last night at New Year's Revolution, Edge will last longer than two minutes..John Cena said that there may be a lot of people think he sucks, but everybody knows that Lita sucks.. WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Ashley Massaro.. Editor's Note: I guess by winning the Bra & Panties Gauntlet, that makes Ashley the #1 Contender!Mickie James came down and put herself in Trish Stratus' corner but Trish didn't want her there..Ashley Massaro went for a pinfall, and Mickie James jumped in the ring and hit Ashley causing the DQ!Trish Stratus pulled Mickie James off of Ashley and yelled at her and then left her in the ring alone.. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & John Cena.. Vince McMahon talked to John Cena about the Elimination Chamber and playing a wild card on him..Vince McMahon then told John Cena not to interfere with Edge & Lita's LIVE SEX CELEBRATION tonight..John Cena said he's not going to stop it, he's going to enjoy it like everybody else.. BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool & Chris Masters.. Chris Masters confronted Carlito Cool about double-crossing him in the Elimination Chamber last night..Chris Masters pushed Carlito Cool against the wall and told him NOT to double crosses him tonight! ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Chavo Guerrero defeated Rob Conway with a frog splash..WRESTLEMANIA BIG TIME MOMENT: Edge winning the "Money in the Bank" Ladder Match at WM21..BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle w/Daivari.. Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels had a face-to-face confrontation about things that happened in the Chamber..Shawn Michaels said last night they were opponents but tonight Vince McMahon has made them partners..Kurt Angle said he (Angle) is full of integrity but wonders if he can trust Shawn Michaels.. BACKSTAGE: Shelton Benjamin & Shelton Benjamin's Mama + Val Venis.. Shelton Benjamin was walking around backstage with his Mama talking about his victory last night..Shelton Benjamin's mama noticed Val Venis and said she recognized him and asked him what movies he was in..Val Venis listed some of his "adult" movies, and Shelton Benjamin's Mama said Val was going to hell! TAG MATCH: Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle vs Chris Masters & Carlito Cool.. Editor's Note: During commercial, a TSN announcer commented he liked Carlito Cool better when he was Razor Ramon..Midway through the match, Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels began to fall apart as a tag team..Shawn Michaels (bloody) pulled Kurt Angle into the ring, superkicked him, and then abandoned him!Chris Masters put Kurt Angle into the Masterlock and Angle passed out, giving Masters & Cool the victory! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Shawn Michaels.. Vince McMahon told Shawn Michaels not to think he got one over on him tonight..Vince McMahon booked Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle 1-on-1 next week as a tie-breaker.. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Triple H.. Triple H laughed about John Cena getting beaten last night by a guy who wasn't even in the picture last week..Triple H said he was the only constant "around here" and promised to win the Royal Rumble this year!Triple H said at Wrestlemania 22 the King will return to his Thrown! INTERVIEW (LAST NIGHT): Edge & Lita celebrated and said they would have "Live, Torrid Sex" in the RAW ring..ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Shelton Benjamin w/Shelton Benjamin's Mama defeated Val Venis..ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Kane defeated Gene Snitsky in about 60 seconds... Kane got the mic and said that Gene Snitsky was the first casualty in his path to Wrestlemania 22..Kane promised that there will be 29 more victims along the way at Royal Rumble.. BACKSTAGE: Edge arrived in his limousine grinning from ear-to-ear and was greeted by Lita..IN THE RING: Edge & Lita + Ric Flair + John Cena.. It goes without saying that Jerry "The King" Lawler was looking forward to this segment..Edge (with spinner belt) & Lita came down to the ring, where a bed was set up in the middle of the ring..Edge got the microphone and proclaimed "The Champ Is Here" and the best thing is nobody saw it coming!Edge said you don't have to be the biggest, strongest or toughest but you do have to be the smartest..Edge said he "snuck in at night and took what he wanted" (Edge used the analogy of stealing Lita)..Edge played a feature video -- a modified version of his "Desire" video -- it was almost babyface material..The lights were then dimmed, and cheesy love music played, and Edge & Lita started disrobing..This was true Hall of Shame material -- down to their underwear and got into the bed and under the covers..Editor's Note: At this point I am VERY surprised that TSN has not cut to crowd shots --- oops there they just did!Editor's Note: We found out later that the edits were made because Lita was the victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction..They tossed off their underwear and stayed under the sheets and Lita "went down on Edge" as he held his belt..Ric Flair interrupted and said Edge was "Dead in the Bed" and said he had to show Edge how to do it!Ric Flair went down and knocked Edge out of the ring, but Edge then destroyed Ric Flair with a chairshot!!!Edge then gave Ric Flair a One-man Conchairto --- John Cena ran down and chased Edge away from the ring..John Cena found himself in the ring with Lita, who was still naked and hiding in the covers..John Cena begged Edge to come back to the ring and lifted Lita (wearing a shirt) up into the FU position..John Cena looked up at Edge, who wanted nothing to do with saving his girlfriend -- Cena the FU'd Lita! And that's a wrap folks.. 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