000_ratemyface - Profile (original) (raw)
on 12 December 2004 (#5426536)
We will rate your fucking face off!
This is a rambunctious new community taking the internet scene by storm!
As seen on Howard Stern, Dateline, and Super Happy Funny Hour (Japan only)
All your searching for approval in the form of a complex numerical rating system is finally over! Plus, once accepted, you will qualify for savings on an uncountable amount of merchants across the U.S. and Japan. The only reason not to join this community is if you are not cool enough or if you are a chicken. Are you a chicken? Huh? why don't you cry to your momma you nerd! go back to your pocket protectors!
note: we will rate what you provide. unless it is an abomination unto the lord. i.e.: appearance, cheese, personality, souls, cuticles, eyes, cars(for jocks etc.), nude photos, pregnancy, intelligence, coolness factor (extra $0.25), likelihood of getting into heaven, fiscal responsibility, etc. or act now and recieve them all! (offer not available in Japan)
LJ cut this into your journal unless you have high speed then it doesn't really matter because you will downlaod it fast anyways. And the other users? who cares. they must be poor.
"General" Questions:
1. Name: 2. Alias: 3. Gender: 4. Sex: 5. Location: 6. Date of Employment: 7. Date of Birth: 8. Social Security Number: 9. What you are having rated (list all): 10. How did you find us?: 11. If you could, would you eat your own excrement?: 12. hippie or fascist?: 13. a)Are you in any other rating communities? if so, which?: b)Immediately resign from all other communities. This is a full-time deal.
Answer one or more
(or less) of the following questions:(do not paste the questions you are not answering or 15 points will be deducted from your quarterly evaluation)
"shallow" questions section(Hawtneszs! R U teh sex??):
1. how tall are you?: 2. how anorexic are you?: 3. don't you think you could lose a few?: 4. are you on your period?:
(girls only[guys answering to be cute will be banned from 5. annual sack race])
5. How many hawt girlz/hawt guyz have you macked?
6. How many fatties or Ugos have you macked? Denote if the reason was inebriation or pity:
7. why do ugly people suck so much?
8. how many nerds have you taught through violence that they should not talk to the cools?:
9. why do nerds suck so much?
10. does inter"cli"q"ue" dating disgust you? If so, how much does it disgust you exactly?Yeah, huh?:
11. top 3 turn ons(answer of 'myself' gets you extra vanity points):
12. top 4 turn offs:
13. do you wear thongs or no underpants at all?:
14. a)How far off centre do you wear your baseball cap?:
b)How far pointed up?
c)Have you scraped the bill so it has frilly things and looks worn and weathered?
15. on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest number but not neccesarily the highest rating, rate your appearance:
16. Post a photo(of yourself): (note: blurred photos or ones that depict you looking down and away from the camera will automatically get 2 points deducted from the rating you gave yourself)
17. When geeks, spazmos, nerds, dorks, dweebs, dorkfaces, pointdexters, dweebfaces, and non-sexyz look at you, do their eyes convey a feeling of: a) fear b) envy c) Che Guevara d) polio e) neo-fascism f) sexy g) Cross Country for life!!
"deep" questions section
(prove your character through the media you read/watch/listen to):
1. What religion do you belong to
(note: atheism is not a religion)(: 2. Everyone is agnostic now. pick something else: 3. What is the first word you said this morning: 4. What are your favourite books: 5. What percentage of them have movies made after them: ((hint: it's probably most of them you sheep[debating that you have read them before the movie was made will disqualify your from the weekly raffle])( 6. If you had the ability to end world hunger or get some awesome new shoes and you chose to 7. get the new shoes, why did you make that decision? is it because you hate poor people?: 8. what is your philosophy on life?: 9. List the music you listen to((defending anything will get you lashed until you drop)(: 10. List your favourite movies in reverse alphabetical order until you get to 'M'. then use chronological order(or don't): 10 1/2. Do it again, but be less Kafka-esque about it. 11. sum up your sense of humor in 1 joke or less: 12. write a poem about death, depression, sadness, etc. without use of the word "burning": 13. what's up with homosexuals?: 14. necrophagy; misunderstood or excellent? explain: 15. list a word you are proud that you know: 16. suicide or murder?: 17. hot or cold?((hint: cold is the wrong answer)(: 18. right or left brain?:
19. post a photograph of yourself in your most intellectually stimulating, possibly nude, pose:
"Questions" no one really cares about:
1. List your hobbies: 2. Favourite Colour: 3. Favourite Animal
((unicorns extra count!!!!!)(: 4. pet peeves: 5. what is your stance on abortion?: 6. do you remember ((insert random object from your childhood that you think makes you cooler for remembering it)( weren't those awesome?!: 7. favourite number: auto answer 7 for hawt cools or 13 for smart deeps
Talent Show!!:
Post a photograph of yourself doing the splits. whoever does the splits fastest wins!
Now advertise for this community. A lot. Just short of "Spam".
(insert community advertising photo here)
First Ten(10) people that apply who we know and like are AUTO-ACCEPTED!!!
"Cred"its:
Head Creator: Disreprivalize
Chief Creator: Cornelius_Flux
Lead Creator: Everchicken
Layout by: Everchicken
Survey Head Developer: Disreprivalize
Survey Contributor/Revamper: Everchicken
Obscure Reference Supervisor: Cornelius_flux
Coolest: Disreprivalize
Raddest: Everchicken
Raul Julia Afficionado: Cornelius_Flux
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