a_list_celebs - Profile (original) (raw)
on 19 October 2005 (#8582191)
We started out cracked. We like ourselves that way.
This Community is now closed.
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Welcome to our cracked out Celebrity RPG. This is a playplace for various Celebrities who want entertainment and comedy first, mind-blowing monkey sex second. Most chars were created at 
celebs_on_crack. We love the comms that created us - we are just celebs looking to make you laugh first and foremost. Characters here are parodies of their real life counterparts. Some are seriously AU, some celebrities are just crazy enough to not need a lot of... tweaking. And: we are now accepting applications for new characters. See below...
WHO'S PLAYING?
If they are a huge frickin' star of stage or screen in both the U.K. or Hollywood, most likely they are here. Or we want them here.
I WANNA PLAY!
[ETA]: This community is no longer accepting applications.
Sure you do. You're smart. I like that. But... we want to make sure that everyone who plays here gets our credo: LAUGH FIRST. Filled with woe? Into cutting or disorder fics? Well, we like to make fun of that. A LOT. Does that upset you? This isn't the place for you. Think that sounds hilarious? Is parody your middle name? Then you have very cruel parents. Please note: all new celebs that join should know that their journals are exclusive to a_list_celebs. You are free to play elsewhere, but you'll need to create a separate journal for them.
WHAT THE HELL? AN APPLICATION? THINK A LOT OF YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?
Yes. Yes we do. HELLO! We're actors! Call it a "screen test" if that helps you sleep. Works for most of us. You should have:
* a journal for your actor
* submit an email with that journal's name, your home base journal (discretion is our middle name - it's kept private)
* why you want to play
* a sample journal entry that encourages play amongst the characters of the comm - cliques are for squares!
If you get rejected, don't fret. Call us names and start a smear campaign. Really! It'll make us laugh. But seriously - we are looking for specific writing styles, as in... flat out funny/entertaining/odd/hilarious. We all vote on new members, so we try to be as fair as possible. But we are not interested in letting just anyone in. We're looking for People Magazine fodder. The Mirror folks. Star Magazine rip-offs. Get the picture?
FINALLY...
Again, we want to stress that we looooove with little glowing anime hearts in our eyes the two comms that created us: celebs_on_crack and celeb_wtf. And they totally owe us child support. (An application here is only for this comm.) This place was simply created to have a sandbox based on comedy. And monkey sex. Monkey sex that will BLOW YOUR MIND. Because monkeys are freaky-deaky. Except for Mandrills, who are surprisingly frigid. But mostly this place is for the funny. We have some fights, we have some love, some angst, but it's not the driving force. This will be a bit slower paced, but we do promise to give you quality. Or die trying.
Did you hear that? WE WILL DIE. While trying.
FOR THE FOLKS WATCHING:
Hey! How about a way to read all the comm posts AND the characters' journal entries? NOW YOU CAN! Click here for the watchers' view!
Wanna leave feedback? Laughs? ROTFLMAS8HA4ODs? Feel free to post those as you wish at: a_lister_fans. And like Bartles and James, we thank you for your support!
DISCLAIMER:
The journal is produced and written by fans and is meant for entertainment purposes only. The thoughts contained in the journal are not those of the celebrity, nor are they meant to represent the actual thoughts, actions, lifestyle or image of the celebrity. They are a fictional interpretation and not meant in any way to be an accurate depiction. They are absolutely false and based on a public image, and are not meant to reflect the person's private life. No harm, misrepresentation, libel, malice or copyright infringement is intended. At no time is this meant to be construed as reality. We have no idea what we're talking about. We have no connections to the celebrity. We have no inside knowledge. This is a fairy tale. A fantastical, cracked out fairy tale. Except for the unicorns. They are real. Your mother lied to you.
We believe that these journals are in no way libellous as there is no malicious intent, and no intent to misinform fellow roleplayers or anyone who may read the journal. We also believe that this constitutes "fair use" under section 107 of the US Copyright Law. These journals are nonprofit and meant as a commentary on a public image and not meant to use that public image for any personal gain.
We do not make any money off this. We don't even make cookies over this. But we do make sweet, sweet love over- okay, I'll stop.
Please do not contact us asking if we are the real celebrity. Each participant will direct you back to this page.
Also know that these journals may contain adult content. We suggest you be 18 or at the age of legal consent in your state to read them. If you're going to join the RPG, be mindful of the fact that the OOC comm contains adult content and it is not recommended for underage (17) participants.
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acting, being worshipped, britney spears, celebrities, celebrity, colin firth, crack, denis leary, donatella versace, fame, freebies, funny people, gary busey, gift bags, god, gwyneth paltrow, het, hugh grant, hugh laurie, jack davenport, jennifer aniston, jennifer lopez, jim carrey, jk rowling, johnny depp, katie holmes, keanu reeves, lindsay lohan, mel gibson, oprah winfrey, orlando bloom, red carpets, ricky gervais, role playing, rpg, rpgs, satan, sean connery, slash, stardom, stephen fry, talent, tom cruise, vanessa paradis, vince vaughn, will ferrell