anti_shipper - Profile (original) (raw)

on 1 February 2006 (#9411042)

*What is a shipper?*
*****Someone who "promotes"/"supports"/"ships" a relationship. This relationship can be real (or "real"), fictitious or imaginary. Most shippers target celebrities but never Joe Public.
*****Someone who thinks they have a right to indrude into a celebs private life.
*****Someone who makes copious amounts of "true love" icons.
*****Someone who labels disbelievers/dislikers "jealous", "tinhatters" and just so, like, totally EVIL.
*****Someone who goes out of their way to fight for their chosen celebs relationship and anyone who dares to dislike/disbelieve the relationship they are pushing.
*****Someone who only believes what they read/hear when it shows their chosen celebs relationship in a good light.
*****Someone who sees love and affection in even the coldest of pics of their celeb and partner.
*****Someone who WILL NOT let anyone else have a different opinion on this relationship.
*****Someone who may make up sightings/encounters of their celebs relationship, painting them in a good light.
*****Someone who endlessly rants about how the haters should keep out of his private life even though they are engrossed in it themselves.
*****Someone who loves the partner of said celeb even though they dont know them then in the same breath says to the haters "how you can hate her/him when you dont know her/him Ill never know".
*****Someone who has no ounce of reasoning and who is unable to see both sides of any situation or arguement. THEY are right, YOU are wrong!
*****Someone who most probably doesnt have a relationship of their own (or doesnt have a good one).

~Ever seen any websites, forums, communities, icons dedicated to your next door neighbors, Bob and June? Or that couple from number 26 who look so like, adorable together? No! No one would dream of doing that, so why do it to a famous person?

~Thinking a couple look cute together or are good for each other is one thing but obsessing over a relationship is another.

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*Rules*
*****Complete and utter bitching about shippers far and wide is allowed.
*****When posting about a shipper, please include their username/alias, the couple they are obsessed with, any back info as well as the reason for your post.
*****No shippers! You will be banned and any post deleted.
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NEVER show any personal info of a shipper. NO real names (unless they use their real name on the internet themselves). NO addresses. Username, age and location is fine.
*****Lock any posts you want to be private.
*****All topics MUST be shipper related.