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on 10 July 2005 (#7692608)

I am a certified assecologist. For those of you who don't know what that is, simply put, an assecologist is an ass doctor. My colleague, Dr. Cecelia Bobstein, and I fight for you, for the goal of perfection!

Through our intensive program and rating system, we take note of your ass's qualities, the ideal ass for your body, give you tips and exercises to improve your ass and track your progress! If you are so lucky as to achieve assecological perfection, we will send you a plaque to commemorate your extraordinary achievement. For those who are still on their way, certificates are issued at each step. Never lose hope, for an ass is always a work in progress!

This community is here to serve you.

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