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Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded inbeaarthurisagod's LiveJournal:
| Wednesday, May 4th, 2005 | |
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| 12:14 am | Exactly a Year! In celebration of a year since we've updated, I've decided to update. In honor of my new friend with ADD that's all I can write at one time. That is all. Current Mood: accomplished (Comment on this) |
| Sunday, May 2nd, 2004 | |
| 10:38 pm | Hanson may no longer look like girls... But they sure do sound like 'em. So I'm supposed to be writing my paper on the history of the international drug trade, which is why I'm posting from the Dominican Library, but I needed to take a break to trash some stuff. Ok, so you may be asking yourself why does she know what Hanson sounds like, and trust me, if it were up to me, I wouldn't. However, I work at Best Buy and am subjected to listening to "Best Buy Radio" all day long, and guess what's on the new one??? Penny and Me by those sweet Hanson girls. So I was listening to the song before I knew what it was and I remember thinking to myself, God, this song sucks, why do they let the Dixie Chicks make new music, then after the song was over I was expecting to hear a little blurb about how wonderful the Dixie Chicks are, and to my surprise I heard, "That was Penny and Me by Hanson." I laughed to myself and then thought of everyone's favorite crazy. Ok, that's all for now, I just couldn't go any further into the history of the drug trade without getting that off of my chest. (2 Comments |Comment on this) |
| Friday, April 30th, 2004 | |
| 12:56 pm | Bruce Almighty! Bruce back again, finally. Just posting from the sunny location of Ireland! By sunny, of course I mean cloudy and sad. Having a blast with Rue McLanahan, my third favorite golden girl. Good times hopefully to follow. Bea better not be bankin' it with Mr. NRA yet, and certainly better not be married to LSSF, seeing as I was promised the position of man of honor. YOU LISTENING BEA?! Alrighty folks, gotta get my scoot on, Hollywood squares is on, and I miss my nigga' Whoopee Goldberg in the center square. (Comment on this) |
| Thursday, April 8th, 2004 | |
| 9:21 pm | This taken from the krazykitty's website:I cannot keep my eyes open.Math 085=Blah I don't need to know why the Y's are all less than 2 in order to do musical theatre I've suffered through enough b.s. classes in high schoolWhy do I have to repeat them in college?Gen Eds..... ........ more like, blah eds Math is killing me!!!! AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!!!::falls to the ground, with X's and Y's piercing her back. Blood all around:: She just told us we're not bright::laughs::........ooookay Ms.Cah-raaaazy =====> is she talking about herself???? This taken from the Triton Website: Algebra & Geometry I Spring Course Offerings This course examines concepts in signed numbers, factoring, equation solving, inequality solving, graphs, parallelism and perpendicularity, congruence and polygons. Prerequisite: MAT 045 (with a minimum grade "C"), or qualifying score on placement test.Lecture: 5 hoursMAT 085 5 credits Personal Commentary:Is it just me, or does that sound a lot like freshman and sophomore year of HIGH SCHOOL. I would never expect that from somebody who got a FULL RIDE to Triton, one of the finest of COMMUNITY colleges. Disclaimer: I'm not making fun of Triton, I think just about everyone who reads/writes this journal went there. I just have low esteem for somebody else. (1 Comment |Comment on this) |
| Friday, April 2nd, 2004 | |
| 6:56 am | Love is in the air! Brucey here for the first time in a long time. I was inspired by that wonderful drawing by Bea to finally get up off my fat ass and post. Ok so I lied, Im always at my computer anyways, cause Im a fat ass, but I have some toned fingers motherfucker! Any of you who might have seen Bea on her critically acclaimed television show, Golden Girls, knows that she has a tough-as-nails personality that wouldnt be caught dead drawing kitties. In case you can't tell, that old girl is in love! She wasn't sure if she should tell her fans, but I think you all deserve to know. Its been quite the rollercoaster for her, starting with love for this man, then being hesitant because of what appeared to be stalker-like qualities, but finally being able to find it endearing, in the end, Bea has gotten her groove back. In case you want to see this choice piece of ass, Ive posted his picture here: http://journals.aol.com/moigle15/BruceValanchsWildRide/He might seem a bit young, but he said he's been enamored with Bea ever since he started watching syndicated Golden Girls on Lifetime. He might look tough with his double barrel shot gun and hillbilly attire, but look closer at the mirror, its stuffed with beanie babies! Hes an old softy, just like Bea. Heres to you , Ms. Arthur, and may your love be long, and careful... thats a big gun. (1 Comment |Comment on this) |
| 1:25 am | Crazy Kitty So, after much debate about my art skills, I think that I'm providing an adequate sampling of my talent. Now, I wanted my whole spring break to work on this, but seeing as that was a good 3 weeks ago, I had to use the 10 minutes I had after watching Survivor and before bringing Mike home. I hope you like it!!!!! I know I was totally inspired because of my love for kats!!!!To view my work go here: http://journals.aol.com/skulls34s/MadArtSkills/ Make sure to click on view larger, it can only truly be appreciated in its full size. Current Mood:  crazy (2 Comments |Comment on this) |
| Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 | |
| 12:36 pm | We need to update...bad. Ok, well, this is not quite an update, but it's just to let you know that Mike and I are working on something revolutionary. It's very clever and devilishly entertaining, it also borders on plagiarism, which as college students we can all appreciate. After this, you'll never feel bad about yourself again. Current Mood:  excited (1 Comment |Comment on this) |
| Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 | |
| 11:37 pm | Staring is the new black Know what??? I like to stare, I'm good at it, leave me alone. Staring is not such a bad thing, and it makes me feel good to stare. I will not ever sensor who or what I look at or for how long. I also like to beep my horn at cab drivers having conversations with pedestrians during my left hand arrow, you know if you don't turn during that arrow and there's someone in front of you you're not turning until the next light, I think three honks is perfectly appropriate. Also, I hate the store Chico's. What the fuck is it? And, thanks to Mike, I have a growing hate for Curves. What a joke. I see the middle-aged women who go there and "work out" ugh. What a joke. Curves, blah. OK, that's it, I just wanted to say that, yes, I realize that I'm a jackass, but its ok, because I pull it off well. Yes, i LOVE to stare, but its my problem and I deal with it. Don't tell me what I love! Current Mood:  devious (Comment on this) |
| Friday, January 30th, 2004 | |
| 9:15 am | Waluigi and the no-good-very-bad day... This is the penis-portion of team awkward date putting up my first post. I couldnt think of anything to write since the inception of this amazing journal (Bea Arthur? How are we so awesome?). I was simply trying to get me some breakfast when I was struck by a thought. Inspired by the fact that for the last year I have probably tried to eat a bowl of cereal maybe 6 times but everytime ends up the same: I pour my cinnamon Life into my snoopy bowl I got from England, bring it to the counter in front of the refridgerator to pour in milk, and open the fridge only to find that there is no milk, so I put my bowl in the fridge for whomever wants to have it and pull myself a can of coke, breakfast of campions. 6 times folks! What a shitty way to start off the day. But trying to look at the positive side of it, I guess it could be considered a super power. My first undiscovered super human ability--to make milk disappear. Schools across the nation should be afraid, and come to think of it, I dont know that Ive EVER seen a cow in real life... Is it possible I can make cows go away too? (for all of you pervs--Maria-- I have seen plenty of chicks, so my ability doesnt repel them--well not completely anyways). Perhaps mad cow is somehow related to this ability of mine. Am I condemned to no meat loaf , my favorite food, because of my unfortunate super power? Im still working on what all this means, and how I can use it to reach my life-long dream of a flat screen tv, cable, and a cardboard box to live in. If anyone has any brilliant uses, please feel free to post them. *If this is as cracked out to you as it seems to me, then I wont post before 10 am ever again. Current Mood:  hungry (1 Comment |Comment on this) |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 | |
| 3:25 pm | Continuing Our Masterpiece So I downloaded this Semagic agent thing for this and I wanted to see how it works, but I didn't have anything to write about, but luckily I saw a commercial for Crest White Strips with one of the Sweet Valley High twins in it and it inspired me. I'd like to take this opportunity to discuss this pressing issue: I miss Sweet Valley High (the tv series) sure the story lines sucked and the acting was even worse, but it was soooooo inexplicably good. Plus it mainstreamed the name Enid giving Mike and I the perfect nerd name to make fun of i.e. Enidus from Degrassi, and the guy who played Todd was damn hot (My liking of him led to me watching another piece of shit show called Legacy which was broadcast on the infamous UPN network which was also, surprise: canceled, but that's a whole nother story). Anyway, Sweet Valley High brought endless joy into my afternoons and Saturday mornings. Plus, Justin's mom, Big Mick as I like to call her, watched it so that's saying a lot. Ok, well, I'm sure everyone feels a little more socially aware for having read this, so my work is done. ~Erica P.S. For mood I wanted to put Burning Mad, but that option wasn't afforded to me so I settled for pensive, which isn't even close to burning mad, but I like the word. Current Mood:  pensive (Comment on this) |
| 1:08 am | Come this way Wesley... So it's my first post and all, and I knew it had to be about something very important, so I've decided to talk about the episode of Mr. Belvedere where Wesley is almost molested by his camp counselor. In the episode, Wesley's friend gets molested by the counselor, and then the counselor tries to molest Wesley when he gives him a ride home from camp, but his attempt is foiled by none other than Lynn Belvedere. At least I think that's what happened, it was a long time ago. The thing about this episode is, the only other person I know of that's seen it is my old friend Greg, everyone else just thinks I made it up. It exists, I promise, besides, I couldn't even make up a story that good, I mean, Wesley, almost being molested, its pure poetry. Well, what else... Hmmmm, Oh, I was also watching Full House yesterday, and it was the one where Stephanie wanted to go the the honey bee mother daughter sleepover, but couldn't on account of her having no mom, and Becky was gonna take her but her car broke down and she was stuck in Plasterville (wherever the fuck that is) and Joey took her but Stephanie being as Ree (who was watching it with me) would call her a "little snot" stormed out because they we're gonna do makeovers and she didn't want to make Joey over, and then DJ took her. Ahhh, how nice. Also, for those of you who don't know, Kimmie Gibbler (Andrea Barber, yes I know I'm a creep for knowing her real name) died in real life of anorexia, which not many people know. Ok, that's enough, I hope this post wasn't too deep for you, I know I got very emotional writing it, I almost broke down in tears, but that's against the rules. Until next time. ~Erica (Comment on this) |
| Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 | |
| 11:49 am | Golden Thoughts from a Golden Girl Hiiiiiiiiiiii, Mike and I (Erica) decided that we needed to start a live journal, fearing a "Case of the Violets" we decided that the only way we could do it was to start a joint account. We need to clarify about the title of our journal, it was between Bea Arthur and Bruce Valanch (the flagrantly gay man who's most famous for his appearances on Hollywood Squares and looking like Michael Moore), but in the final vote, Bea Arthur won in a landslide of 2-0, yeah, she won, wanna fight about it? The title was also supposed to be Bea Arthur is a Goddess, but it was too many letters. Here's what you will and will not see in our journal:You WILL see:-Obscure/Random references to film, pop culture, music, etc...-Witty commentary on everyday situations-Random things that happen to Me, Mike and/or Bea Arthur along with any humorous/intriguing information we find out about people.You WON'T see:-Wordy or deep posts-Philosophical musings or political propaganda-Emotional breakdowns of any of the authors (except maybe Bea)-Diet and exercise advice, or details of the Atkin's dietSo without further delay, here's life as viewed by Team Awkward Date... (Comment on this) |