beep_boop - Profile (original) (raw)
on 23 April 2003 (#1022449)
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thrill_ho and my_maquiladora
This is a community for all those who (know/believe/are) robots.
How can one tell if he or she is a robot…its rather simple and easy to compute.
Do you suffer from massive isolation from the rest of society?
Do you know what 100100 means?
Are you a computer geek?
Are you having trouble with the opposite sex? Do they just seem not to understand you mechanical ways?
Does a “free oil change at jiffy lube” get your motor going?
Do you often talk in a series of beep’s and boop’s?
Do you feel a strange relation to old computers?
Are you sexually aroused when viewing other robots from television or movies?
Or are you just a modern day fuck “machine” ?
Do you believe you have A.I. instead of an I.Q.?
Do you take pity at the old animatronics of Disney World, and Chuck E. Cheese?
Do you enjoy techno music, because of the computers and synthesizers used to produce such wonderful sounds?
Do you often have the feeling of being manufactured rather then of being born?
Do you have a nice shiny metal ass?
Do you often find yourself dancing the robot at parties and social gatherings?
Is dancing the robot the only dance you know?
Are you just a dork in general?
Do you have often cravings for “Input!….Input!…”
If you answer yes to any of the following questions then this is the community for you.
We know how you feel. We’ve been there. Being a robot in a human’s world doesn’t have to suck.
100100ing, androids, being hacked into, bender, binary code, cold, computer geeks, computers, dancing the robot, dorks, efficiency, humanoids, isolation, jacking-in, jacking-on, jiffy lube, johnny five, loneliness, lube jobs, machines, mechanical, oil changes, robots, steel, techno, technology