broomfield_sux - Profile (original) (raw)

on 5 December 2004 (#5360858)

Fuck Broomfield! Here, piggie, piggie, piggie!

Broomfield, Colorado, United States

I'm sick of Broomfield, most of all sick of its gay-ass "BPD"! Oh, god!! It's noon, all cars report to Taco Bell for lunch! Oh, no!! That car with two teenagers has no front license plate, let's pull it over 3 times on the same street! Gosh, golly! That old woman swore that teenager had an orange gun in his car in the parking lot of Safeway- sure it's probably a squirt gun, but let's call the SWAT team to surround and attack the car on Main Street because blocking traffic is fun! People get road rage when there's a lot of traffic, anyone who honks their horns get tickets!! I need to fill my quota for the month!! Is that a teenager walking down the street after dark, eventhough it's only 7pm?! Better give him a breathalizer test! Oooooooooo!! Young girls shopping alone at the mall, better watch them- the minute they touch anything I'll throw them in the slammer for shoplifting! Yea!!