capslock_house - Profile (original) (raw)

on 9 March 2006 (#9725887)

THIS IS THAT COMMUNITY! WELCOME TO... CAPSLOCK HOUSE!

~THE VERY FIRST CAPSLOCK_FRIDAY SPINOFF~

CAPSLOCK_HOUSE WELCOMES ALL. STAYING IS ANOTHER THING.

ways to fail: GOD YOU GUYS ARE ASSES WHO TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY

WE'RE GETTING OUR SCHISM ON OKAY, WE'VE BEEN IMPELLED

THIS IS A COMMUNITY FOR TALKING ABOUT HOUSE IN THE CAPSLOCKS, BECAUSE THE CAPSLOCKS ARE WHAT ANYONE SHOULD USE WHEN THEY'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING, AND IF YOU'RE NOT EXCITED ABOUT HOUSE THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY RETARDED OR DEAD.

PSA: WE ARE NOT TERRORISTS, NOR ARE WE A CULT. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

THINGS TO DO ALL THE TIME

1. USE CAPSLOCK. WE KNOW WHEN YOU'RE JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY. GTFO.

THINGS NOT TO DO EVER AND YOU WILL BE B& IF YOU DO

1. LOWERCASE. IF YOU DO THIS, THE FIRST PERSON TO CATCH YOU WILL DECIDE WHAT FORM OF PENANCE YOU MUST POST. POSTS GO TO THE MAIN COMMUNITY. CUTS ARE FOR PUSSIES.

2. TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE NOT HOUSE-RELATED. HOUSE THE SHOW, NOT HOUSE THE CHARACTER. THIS IS OBVIOUS BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. BONUS PTS FOR CONNECTING YOUR RANDOM SHIT TO THE SHOW, THOUGH.

3. DELETE POSTS AND/OR COMMENTS. WHEN WE KILL BUGS WE LIKE TO LEAVE THEM THERE FOR THE OTHER BUGS TO SEE, AS A WARNING OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM. FUCKING SERIOUSLY, IF YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU, DEAL WITH IT. DON'T DELETE IT LIKE A MAJOR PUSSY.

THINGS YOU CAN TECHNICALLY DO BUT YOU WILL BE MOCKED SO GODDAMN HARD:

1. BE SERIOUS BUSINESS. THIS IS NOT HOUSE_MD. THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR SENSITIVE PLANTS OR PRISSY PEOPLE WHO PRETEND THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE THEIR IRL BFF OR THINK THAT FANFICTION PAIRINGS ARE ~RILLY~ IMPORTANT.

2. GET OFFENDED. IF YOU ARE MADE FUN OF, MAKE FUN BACK. DON'T PEE ON OUR PARADE BY RUNNING OFF AND CRYING INTO YOUR HOMEMADE PPTH-LOGO PILLOW.

3. PRETEND THAT YOU ARE HOUSE. THIS IS NOT MEANT IN THE FANDOM_W**K "EVERYONE WHO CRACKS A JOKE WANTS TO BE HOUSE" WAY, BUT IN THE "I LOVE VICODIN I AM AN ASSHOLE AND BUY THE UGLIEST FUCKING SHOES ON THE PLANET JUST SO I CAN ~LOOK LIKE HOUSE~" WAY. GTFO BETCH.

4. POST SPOILERS FOR UNAIRED OR RECENTLY-AIRED EPISODES (AS SEEN IN THE USA) W/O A CUT. SORRY TO THOSE IN ENGLAND BUT I WILL NOT WATCH MY ASS LIKE A FAT KID WATCHES CAKE JUST SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR TV CHERRY INTACT.

5. MAKE ANIME FACES. ^-^, ^__^, O.O, X.X, >.>, ETC. JUST FUCKING DON'T.

6. DESCRIBE YOUR ACTIONS IN ASTERISKS. LIKE THIS: *IS A DONG*. NEVER DO THAT. SAY "I AM A DONG". THIS IS NOT D&D. THIS INCLUDES SQUEE OR HEADDESK OR SPITTAKE OR FACEPALM COFFEEMONITOR OR WHATEVER

GTFOOOOOOOOO.

7. USE THE WORD "SNARK". THIS ISN'T TWOP. GTFO.

8. "FIRST" OR "GRND FLR" COMMENTS. GENERALLY SPEAKING THE POSTS HERE ARE NOT HISTORICAL MOMENTS.

9. BE A DOUCHE. THERE'S MOCKING AND THEN THERE'S JUST BEING A BIG STUPID MEANIEHEAD. DON'T MISS THE PT HERE GUYS.

THINGS WE SUGGEST YOU DO

1. LIKE CAMERON

2. BE INTERESTING AND/OR FUNNY

3. NOT BE A GIANT FLOATING VAGINA

4. ATTACK IDEAS, NOT PEOPLE. TROLLING IS FINE BUT PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE HERE AS NO ONE WANTS THE COMM TO BE DELETED.

5. ASK FOR A NICKNAME IF YOU POST HERE A LOT. E-NICKNAMES ARE TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME ESPECIALLY IF YOUR USERNAME ISN'T VERY CATCHY.

THINGS WE DON'T CARE ABOUT

1. LJ-CUTS FOR LONG POSTS
2. PERSONAL PREFERENCES
3. YOUR EMOTIONAL WELL-BEING

BANNER MADE BY samn

AFFILIATES/OTHER CAPSLOCK COMMS:
capslock_friday
capslock_stugh
_thickasabrick
team_awkward
ghostbusters_md
snakesonhousemd
aquateenhouse
mspaint_lolz
unlikely_slash
diagnosis_stfu
lol_funbags
LIST OF OTHER CAPSLOCK COMMUNITIES
house_cameron
housewilsonlol
capslock_spn (THIS COMM GETS SPECIAL UPS FROM US!)

BIGOTS OR DUMBASSES: YOU DECIDE.

tired_again

ALSO

BRING BACK THE FAT! MADE BY sparklyjames

THE MODS:

CREATOR, i_heart_cameron "THE RESOLUTE"
cloudy "THE VERBALIZER"
alibi_factory "THE SILVER-TONGUED"
samn "THE ABSOLUTE"
pirate_eggie"THE CREATOR"
simmysim "THE INFALLIBLE"
inlaterdays "THE JUST"

LAYOUT BANNER MADE BY: simmysim

THIS IS WHAT MEMBERS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT CLH!

allagainst: CAPSLOCK IS LIKE THE MAFIA YOU GUYS. ONCE YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE IN
fuzzmonkeys: AND IF YOU LEAVE WITH DRAMA WE'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

onewayfreak: THIS IS A BUSINESS, THIS IS A FAMILY

THIS IS THE

OFFICIAL CAMERON-WHORING ACADEMY.

THANK YOU EMILY-WITH-NO-LIVEJOURNAL!

HAY OTHER MODS IS IT TOTALLY LAME THAT I PUT IN A GRAPHIC THAT I MADE?
LOL YES
AWW SHIT FML D:

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