claim_a_bitch - Profile (original) (raw)

on 14 April 2003 (#1004014)

Big Pimpin, United States

There are a lot of communities to claim things. But the obvious and lucrative market of male/female/animal/inanimate object prostitution has been largely and inexplicably ignored. So I've come to the rescue. claim_a_bitch gives you the opportunity to claim a friend, bf/gf, celebrity, band, pet, movie, favorite rockingchair, whatever as your own personal bitch. And if something is so amazing as to own you, well feel free to claim it/him/her/them as your all seeing, all knowing, omnipotent pimp-du-jour. There are no real rules. Post pics if you wish. Just no lame internet bitchfighting (unless it's super hilarious and everyone can read it and laugh at you) and keep it clean. As in no naked bits. No one wants to see dat shit. And if you do, there are tons of other communities where you can look in peace. I mean I've heard. Ahem...Oh and use an lj-cut for huge pics and entries. And after u've claimed something, link the community! U know, "I've claimed so-and-so at claim_a_bitch. And It's first come first serve. We can't have a million people claiming the same thing. Once u've posted something I'll add it to the claims list. If more than one person wants to claim the same thing, well one of you will have to murder the other person. Simple as that. Oh and if ure gonna claim another user, make sure it's someone u know and someone who gave u permission please! Dayum....anyways, enjoy. Biotch.

This community is maintained by dmbsista2004. She owns, I'm sure :)

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Keep 'em comin', guys.

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