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on 23 July 2004 (#3922821)

Shlongs. Shlongs. And more shlongs.

This community was created for the sole purpose of cyber-claiming the shlong (or "penis", for the slang-impaired) of ANYONE from ANY genre of your liking. After all--why the fuck go elsewhere to claim a baby toe when you can claim someone's entire manhood?

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RULES:

1) ONE CLAIM PER PERSON. And if you link back to/help advertise the community (and show me proof), you get another two. In other words, help advertise my shit--and you'll see many more shlongs in your future.

2) *READ* THE CLAIMS LIST BEFORE YOU CLAIM! Only ONE person can claim a shlong, at one given time. So, if your desired shlong is already being bonged, tough shit. We're greedy bitches and we DON'T SHARE our shlongs.

[*Failure to read the list and requesting a shlong that's already claimed, will result in your claims being IGNORED. I will NOT chase you to tell you that "so and so's shlong is taken". I have enough shit to do.]

3) MAKE YOUR CLAIM(S) IN AN ACTUAL POST. I don't keep track of each and every comment section of each and every post, so save yourself the trouble. Also, try and include a PIC of the person/character/thing(s) you are claiming. It's not mandatory, but it would be fun to get some eye-candy going on while we're claiming crap.

After your claims post has been made, it'll enter the moderation queue. Once your post has been approved, I'll reply to it with the word "Done" (aka. your claim has been added to the list).

4) TELL ME WHO IT IS THAT YOU ARE CLAIMING! I don't know every person on the planet, so when you claim, tell me their name, and if they are either a musician, actor, character from whatever, etc.

5) YOU CAN GIVE UP OR CHANGE YOUR CLAIM. We all get bored of our shlongs, once in a while. Waste not, want not.

6) IF YOU WANT TO MAKE/KEEP CLAIMS, JOIN AND *STAY* IN THE COMMUNITY! Once you leave the community, your shlong(s) will immediately be up for grabs. So, if you want to keep your claims--KEEP YOUR MEMBERSHIP!

7) DON'T BE A CATTY SHLONG-KEEPER! This crap is just for fun and for shits--abuse or death threats to other courters of your shlong will NOT be tolerated. Don't take it too seriously and play nicely.

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NEW SHLONG OWNERS:

If you are proud of your claims (and we KNOW you are), feel free to use this ever elite banner to place in your userinfo/journal entries or website!

I claimed ______'s shlong(s), at claim_a_shlong!

HTML CODING:

(Remember to add the "<" and ">" back into the beginning and end of the first line and the community link, and fill in the url where you've uploaded the graphic.)

img src="url of graphic on your OWN server" alt="I claimed a shlong!" I claimed [your claim name(s) here]'s shlong(s), at lj user=claim_a_shlong !

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ENDING NOTE:

This community is (quite obviously) for entertainment purposes only. So, don't get your undies in a knot. We KNOW it's stupid. And we don't care.

Maintained/created by: madamevonshlong

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