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on 17 October 2005 (#8569013)
Info on the Dirty Santa Party being hosted by aphextwins. Bring a bottle of booze (value of $20 or more) and put your gift under the tree. an alcohol swap ensues, followed by a party of epic proportions. Private party, by invitation only.
MERRY FUCKIN' XMAS!!!
50-yard field goals, alcohol, ass & titties, big boobies, blow jobs, body shots, chugging, cindy's spinach dip, cumshots, cussin', double shots, dry humping, dunking the peanut butter, felching, fightin', fuckin', fun bags, geoff shitting on tables, giant tittays, gin, grabbing ass, groping ms. bone, handies, holiday cheer, hootenannies, hors d'oeuvres, jaegermeister, legend of the duchess, liqueurs, mixers, mooning, nat king cole, pocket pussies, porn, pressed fruit baskets, pure grain alcohol, raising hell, rum, scotch, shooting, showing that ass, singing carols, skeet skeet, spiking the eggnog, team grabass, tequila, the phantom puker, throw downs, trim, trimming the tree, vodka, whiskey, xmas, xxxmas
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