_electricorgasm - Profile (original) (raw)
on 21 January 2005 (#5843229)
THIS COMMUNITY
this is a community for the gloriously explicit. the savage. the erotic. the beautifuls. here, you can be an artist or a superstar. we aren't elite; we're fabulous. this is a community to discuss love and art and sex. we are open to the idea of drug use. we like music and noise. we like it hot. we are crude and preverse and wonderful in the sack. we have a brilliant sense of humor and a loose grip on reality. bring on the bitchiness, bring on the bullshit. we're the rating community of the mentally rich. you can't gross us out. you can piss us off and piss on us. call us whores, call us faggots. we'll probably like it. if you're interested in being offensively excellent, this is the community for you.
MODS
07769 - superFABubbles (the queen of cunt)
blacksafetypins - katie mcshady (bitches love her)
highs - laura discord (the wreck)
RULES
rule one: bitchness is not optional. expect to be harassed.
rule two: don't fuck with the mods. they will bring you a world of pain.
rule three: offensive things are good.
rule four: you had better apply within a week of joining. AND DONT FUCK UP THE PREFORMATTED APPLICATION. its in a text box. just copy and paste in plain text. i will auto-reject you if you can't do this you incompotent skrod. friends only, or you will be banned
rule five: in the subject line of your application, answer the question where do you like it? use a livejournal cut and make it interesting.
rule six: try to be attractive, please. and mature. we encourage intelligent discussion.
rule seven: whoring communities is only acceptable if you promote us in the community you post about.
rule eight: if you're an applicant, feel abso-fucking-lutely free to argue with stamped members. i cant promise we wont laugh at you, though.
rule nine: i'll show you mine if you show me yours first.
rule ten: post often with whatever the hell you want. porn, anecdotes, random pictures, whatever. i encourage you post your art in any medium. link us to good music, to great shows, to controversial forum posts and hilarious news stories. just make sure it's fucking friends only
rule eleven: do not comment on anything other than your application before you have been stamped accepted by a mod. if you do, i'll throw your dumb ass out and ban you.
APPLICATION
here's what it looks like. dont copy from here, the preformatted app is underneath:
basics.
name.
age.
location.
sex. (m/f/t)
sex. (y/n)
sexuality.
favorites:
ten bands.
five television shows.
five movies.
five books.
two sexual positions.
five turn-ons.
one color.
one clothing store.
one record label.
do you smoke?
do you drink?
do you do drugs?
list as many slang terms for female genetalia as you can.
ever been in love? (&pictures of your significant other)
what do you do all day?
describe yourself in a few sentences. make it good.
tell me one lifechanging moment.
(male only) how long is your penis, fully erect?
are you a virgin? yes/no/why.
how often do you masturbate?
the not so bullshit section
give me a few (ten or less) lines from a song that really mean a lot to you.
are you an artist, any medium?
post a picture (or a few) of something you have made.
opinions:
don't write me a god damn novel, but dont stop before you're really finished, baby.
the death penalty:
the current state of music:
the religion you were born into:
veganism:
drugs such as zoloft or prozac:
hardcore dancing versus moshing:
okay. now briefly discuss the work of one of your favorite artists.
do seals actually exist? if so, get the fuck out of this community.
do you think orgasms really be electric? if so, can you tell us where to find the necessary tools to make them so?
pick one of the mods and kiss some ass. tell us why you love us.
list your five favorite (or most used) curse/slang words.
go promote three places. prove it. please.
three or more pictures including a 100x100 one of you. i want to be able to clearly see your face and body.
a few pictures of your friends. this is optional, but it might make us like/appreciate you more.
JUST COPY&PASTE FROM BELOW. BE SURE TO MAKE IT FRIENDS ONLY. DONT FUCK THIS UP; I WILL AUTO REJECT YOUR SORRY ASS.
PROMOTE
join 
_electricorgasm
we're fucking excellent.
SISTER COMMUNITIES
Join Our Community, insanefuckers
if you want to be a sister community, just make a request and i'll add you if you don't suck too much.
NO SEALS
LIST OF BANNED CUNTS:traurigfroh for being irritating.ecdarling for fucking with a mod and asking to be banned, literally:
"And now that I know that I'm deleted from this community, I will leave you to your ignorance."
your wish is my command, cunt.
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