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Ramblings of a Conuly Believing in six impossible things before breakfast

08:10 pm December 1st, 2005
conuly conuly Flag Hello, you've reached Connie, here with today's not-so-inspirational message... _The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems_Thank you! Please leave a comment at the link.Tags: quotesI'm feeling: calm calm read what 12 of my followers have said or bow before my awesome wrath!

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Thread started by Askeladden, also called Boots
wodhaund From: wodhaund Date: December 2nd, 2005 01:15 am (UTC) (Clicky!) I'm not entirely sure why, but I find that line to be incredibly amusing. (Reply) (Thread)

conuly From: conuly Date: December 2nd, 2005 01:34 am (UTC) (Clicky!) You must mean morbid and creepifying. (Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

wodhaund From: wodhaund Date: December 2nd, 2005 01:39 am (UTC) (Clicky!) Yes, but I have a wickedly dark sense of humor, and pictured vampires who looked like little kids trying to get all the milkshake out of the cup in one fell swoop. It was a ridiculously amusing mental image. (Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

ladyshrew From: ladyshrew Date: December 2nd, 2005 01:51 am (UTC) (Clicky!) Me too! Guess I'm morbid and creepifying also... (Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Comment by thinking outside the next box over
From: brownkitty Date: December 2nd, 2005 01:23 am (UTC) (Clicky!) All I can think of to say in reply is "that really sucks." (Reply) (Thread)

Comment by Four Twenty One
masterflare421 From: masterflare421 Date: December 2nd, 2005 01:29 am (UTC) (Clicky!) This amuses me, since I managed to cut open a third of my index finger today and was bleeding all over. Definately hits on the dark humor for me. (Reply) (Thread)

Comment by Phil
satyrblade From: satyrblade Date: December 2nd, 2005 02:01 am (UTC) (Clicky!) You've got River! Cool! (Reply) (Thread)

Comment by PolyDad
polydad From: polydad Date: December 2nd, 2005 02:35 am (UTC) (Clicky!) So *that's* how we get Republicans! (Reply) (Thread)

Comment by Pocket Hercules
adiva_calandia From: adiva_calandia Date: December 2nd, 2005 02:52 am (UTC) (Clicky!) *giggles* Hey, I'm inspired. (Reply) (Thread)

Comment by marveen silverhand
marveen From: marveen Date: December 2nd, 2005 06:06 am (UTC) (Clicky!) I knew that. (Reply) (Thread)

Comment by Philip Newton
pne From: pne Date: December 2nd, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC) (Clicky!) That sounds really fast.On the other hand, 8 seconds is longer than it sounds. (Reply) (Thread)

Comment by Robin Zimmermann
packbat From: packbat Date: December 2nd, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC) (Clicky!) How long to fill it back up again, I wonder? (Reply) (Thread)

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