   [Tags**|!fanfiction, gen!fic, rating: r]Title**: Stupid Gay Meme ThingyAuthor:  xanzpetFandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel the Series, post-NFA, AUGenre: Um, bitchy fluff? ;-)Character: Cordelia ChaseRating: FRMWarning(s): Language; spoilers for the entirety of both shows.Distribution: My LiveJournal fanfiction community and Just Rewards. All others, please ask. Please refer to my archiving policy in my user info. Please do not screencap this story, save to hard drives, or exchange with others without my express permission.Feedback: Con-crit is always welcome; flames will be put on display and ridiculed.Note: This was originally prompted by and posted to  nekid_spike.Summary: Spike forwarded a meme to Cordelia. These are her answers.The ill-bred, whiny, albino pseudo-vampire had the audacity to darken my inbox with his pointless drivel. How the hell he got my email address is beyond me because, supposedly, the Higher Being Network is impenetrable. Hm. I believe the Red Menace and her hacking, chewed-to-the-quick fingers are responsible for this. I’m looking into legal action. Why the hell did I kill Lilah again? Do you know how hard it is to find an evil lawyer? Newsflash: IT’S NOT EASY.Oh, I mean, um, why did that nasty bug thing have to kill Lilah while it was possessing my body? Right! Whatever, since I was a cheerleader and still have team spirit, I’ve decided to play along and class up this nonsense. That, and I have nothing better to do. Being a Higher Being is so boring.BTW, Spike? You’re a slut. At least that cougar Darla got paid for what you give away for free, you dipstick.Stupid Gay Meme Thingy |
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