crab_killers - Profile (original) (raw)

on 5 January 2004 (#1799361)

Sonoma, California, United States

Join us in the war on ugly sea-creatures.

"Lobsters and crabs don't look like food to me, either. Anything with big pinchers crawling towards me sideways doesn't make me hungry. In fact, my instinct is 'Step on that fuck! Step on him before he gets to the children!'"

-George Carlin

Really makes a point, doesn't he?

This is THE ONLY group dedicated to killing crabs, online or otherwise. Any groups with the same intent will face a lawsuit filed by my attorney to immediately end this illegal activity.

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