three hundred pounds of saiyan meat (original) (raw)
Saiyan biology headcanons. I GUESS.
@cuddlesomeone is a fiend and the only reason I ever think abt DBZ, and I like my thoughts enough to write them down, so here we go
DISCLAIMER: I've barely seen any DB, I only know secondhand info from my dear friend up there, sorry if I misremember/misinterpret some canon info
also to be clear, I'm aware that many of these points aren't that important, considering what Dragon Ball is. it's not biological, it's just a "rule-of-cool" fighty show. yacht-sized mega-beasts are fun for big fights (if DB ever USED THEM..), cross-species kids are fun, etc. I don't actually care that much abt it, this isn't a 'critique' of the show or anything. I just like specevo, and have fun considering what my personal take on it would be đź‘Ť
1) Freeza's influence
Saiyans have several traits that don't make much sense as having naturally evolved, and I rather like the idea of these traits being forcibly induced over time. namely, I think Freeza purposely warped Saiyans over several generations, using both biological means and social propaganda to influence their bodies and cultures.
test-tube incubation (nursing pods?) is the most likely avenue for Freeza's direct involvement, and an obvious example of something that Saiyans prolly didn't start doing on their own. it would give Freeza intimate control over Saiyan population size, bodily autonomy, and direct physiological influence on the developing baby.
đź‘€ dbz takes from a non dbz fan
Top ten DBZ characters that scare the bejeezus out of me.
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Oh look, it’s chapter two of the pre-DBZ vegebul fic feat Oozaru and eepy times now featuring smut with Saiyan-sized Vegeta. ;p
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It’s Justin Cook’s birthday so Raditz doodles quick n dirty style with my fragile sickly remaining energy. He is bar none one of my favorite DBZ characters and a fair bit of it has to do with Cook’s voice performance. So slimy and smug.
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yo how exactly does the tumblr algorithm work for slapping things on my for you page because i swear i can hit “not interested in this post” all day long and it still is determined to rec me negative/depressing stuff about various marginalized communities i’m a part of and i’m just like
Dawg All I Want Is DBZ Fanart All I Interact With Is DBZ Fanart why are you giving me this
text is it because my screen holds on it for a second or two too long as i read the post is that it
Wanna promo one of the earlier DBZ fics I wrote, Kinship, which is basically a “what if” story with the scenario being, “What if Goku and Raditz had a bit more time to talk and be brothers and also eat a boar as a treat?”
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@dragimal who has not watched DBZ outside of a couple of the movies that i’ve shown her and a chunk of the abridged series is coming up with concepts for a DBZ OC and i’m just
i am such a bad influence text
OH forgot to mention during that flooding I had a hardback DBZ book fall down and hit me on the back of the head leaving me with a painful lump that is still persistently hurting me today.
There’s a joke in there somewhere…
yanno for a show where characters canonically have to gorge themselves with a bunch of food on a regular basis there is not nearly enough food kink/stuffing fan content for dbz
yeah i said it
i wonder if part of it has to do with the food not being drawn in a very appealing way lol text