cushion4pushin - Profile (original) (raw)

on 29 September 2004 (#4682110)

-we need no title, we're united-

The FPA originated in 2003 on a warm day, when the three corageous administrators were feeling sweaty and lethargic. Since then Chris, Marissa, and Toni have had a profound influence on fat people alike. Being the administrators, they aim to unite under oppression and occasionally meet for brunch. They hope to rid the planet of those emaciated of the goods of the earth such as grease, carbonated beverages, and sweet sweet lipids. Help join in the crusade. Become an FPA afiliate. Please. They're very lonely.

alcohol, ass scratching, bakeries, ben & jerry, bill cosby, brunch, cake, care bears, chubby chasers, dancing, desperate homeless people, dinner, eating, eating anorexics, fat asses, fighting the petite oppresion, kirstie ally, lunch, munchies, obscure references, occasional snacking, oprah, pie, pride in pudge, protecting the public, pudding, sleeping, strawberry shortcake, suicide attempts, the cure, the doughboy, treasure hunting, weed, weiners, winger