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[Apr. 3rd, 2016|02:35 am]Dear_Gnome: An open letter community for WoW
Previous Entry Flag Next EntryDear shipyard,Please, for the love of all things aquatic, stop trying to give me more Left Sharks. I am already awash in a sea of sharks. I am drowning in their sharkiness. It is so damp from humidity in here I fear that I may soon grow my own gills and fins. I have so many sharks that at this point I could film my own Sharknado sequel and shun the usage of CGI.Thanks so much, (as I pull another Left Shark that has been snuck into my garrison out from under the drafting table),~ Greymoon
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Honestly the April Fools' patch notes for the garrison had it right..."Left SharkLeft SharkLeft SharkLeft Shark"... Haha, I hadn't even seen that to be honest. But yes, it's very accurate! None shipyard with left shark? Left Sharks are the Terrible Turnips of this expansion. The first one, your reaction is "YAY new pet I LOVE IT." Before long you're trying to give them away to lower-level guildies and noticing that they're on the AH for a silver....I sympathize.My Druid has so many of those things popping up it's no longer safe to swim in the harbor. The Left Sharks think Walrus-Form is a tasty seal.I swear it's the only 'rare' mission I ever get.