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| 11:25am 13/11/2006 | | |
| | Hello friends!Someone you know would just LOVE to get this for a gift.Flatulina's CD is currently available on eBay for just $9.95 which is the lowest price anywhere. Snatch it up now while you canThanks and stay fabulous!The "F" Team | | |
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| | | | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 02:14pm 14/11/2005 | | | | | oops i crapped my pants. | | | | | | Post | | | | | |
| | | | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 11:04pm 25/08/2005 | | | | | wow, I just had a mushroom cloud come out of my ass.... | | | | | | Post | | | | | |
| | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 05:38pm 18/03/2005 | | | | | Any dudes out there ever get a boner after hearing one of their hot buds fart? In high school, my Spanish class was all guys. When the teacher left us alone in the classroom, someone always ripped a fart. I would immediately bone up and damn near shot my jiz in my jeans! I had to cover my lap with a book to keep from showing my hard-on. | | | | | | Read 3 - Post | | | | | |
| | | | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 05:20pm 16/03/2005 | | | | | who farted? it smells retarded. | | | | | | Read 1 - Post | | | | | |
| | | | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 04:22pm 24/12/2004 | | | | | This is awesome, I never thought so many chicks would be into farting. Fart on! | | | | | | Post | | | | | |
| CRAZY! | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 08:55am 16/12/2004 | | | | | So I just made a fart community because I like to fart, and then as I was looking up people with the interest of fart, I found this. That is awesome I hope I can be as cool as you guys some day. Um if you want you can join my community but I really have no idea what I'm doing ha ha. It is called fartfactory. K byeFartChelsea | | | | | | Read 2 - Post | | | | | |
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| 11:07am 25/09/2004 | | |
| | mood: 
mischievous oi! i just joined, 'cause as you all know, farts are the shit. had a greaaaaat one this morning, woke up, sneezed and farted at the same time, plus it smelt like ass, now how cool is that eh? =P | | |
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| | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 01:02pm 22/08/2004 | | | | | When my friend and I first started this community I never thought anyone would join but thanks to all you fart loving people it's still alive. Thanks! | | | | | | Read 3 - Post | | | | | |
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| 02:53am 09/08/2004 | | |
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amused i did. yep, that's right. I am a female, and i love to fart. It is so great. I like when i laugh while farting, cause it IS the funniest thing ever, and the fart kind of laughs with me. Me and my farts are very in tune. Me and my friends fart in front of each other cause we are so hot. hahahah. I love this community, props to whoever started it. | | |
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| | | | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 01:31am 13/07/2004 | | | | | That one smelled like rotten eggs. | | | | | | Read 2 - Post | | | | | |
| | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 09:06pm 11/07/2004 | | | | | An important announcement: fart fart fart fart-fart, fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart FART fart fartfart far-fart fart-fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fartfart far-fart fart-fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fartfart far-fart fart-fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fartfart far-fart fart-fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fartfart far-fart fart-fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fartfart far-fart fart-fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart and last but not least, FFFFFFAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! | | | | | | Read 2 - Post | | | | | |
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| 08:21pm 14/06/2004 | | |
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nauseated I have a bad case of gas and thought I'd share...fffffaaaaarrt! | | |
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| The fart smell test..... | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 07:56pm 04/06/2004 | | | | | Have you ever been with someone who has farted and known exactly what they ate that day? I have. It's not pretty at all!!!!! | | | | | | Read 3 - Post | | | | | |
| Following through.... | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 08:48am 14/05/2004 | | | | | Has anyone ever ripped out a fart so forcefully that they have followed through and shit their pants? I have done on several occasions. The first time, it was little more than a thick smear. The second time, it's safe to say I was caked and had to go and wash and change very quickly. The third time, just a small tiretrack in my underwear. The smell you get with a follow-thru is vastly superior to a regular fart but I guess, not a great trade-off if you are in mixed company! | | | | | | Read 2 - Post | | | | | |
| | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 03:54pm 17/04/2004 | | | | | I have farted in front of my bf and started just a few days ago he has yet to hear or smell any, we've been going out for over a year and i still have trouble cutting loose one in front of him haha as well as many other people, i dont understand why because farts are so funny and everyone has them in common which baffles me why people get disgusted by them, maybe because they smell, but i like the smell of mine just not when i'm trapped in the shower with them, but occasionally one escapes and you learn to deal with it. farts bring a smile to everyones faces. my family talks about farting over dinner and we laugh and laugh to the point where some tears come out of our eyes, especially my grandma she finds farts the funniest, hers reak. the end for today. | | | | | | Read 5 - Post | | | | | |
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| 04:11pm 28/03/2004 | | |
| | mood: crazy Which butt cheek do you roll on to let out a fart? The left or right cheek? Or are you the type to lift your entire butt up? | | |
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| farts in groups | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 01:39am 21/03/2004 | | | | | you know what's awkward is when you fart in a group of people and no one thinks it's as funny as you do. it just makes you look stupid, which makes it funnier for me, but they still don't get it.you know? cuz i farted at work sitting down with everybody, this pathetic kind of squeaker. some people laughed but they weren't down. then later i was eating and i started laughing and coughing and farted in between a cough, it was hilarious to me. i just got looks. :/np: earth- coda maestoso in f(flat) minor | | | | | | Read 2 - Post | | | | | |
| | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 11:24pm 09/03/2004 | | | | | Do your friends and you ever fart on each other for shits and giggles? I do, it's great. | | | | | | Read 6 - Post | | | | | |