* 1. What is your favorite word?lagniappe* 2. What is your least favorite word? eyeball_* 3. What turns you on?_ talking_* 4. What turns you off?_ stupidity_* 5. What is your favorite curse word?fuck* 6. What sound or noise do you love?breath* 7. What sound or noise do you hate?whining* 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?porn (i don't know that i'd like it, but i'd like to try)* 9. What profession would you not like to do?accountant* 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?_"Shocking, isn't it?" you know, i actually had to look it up to be certain. It's a cajun/creole word that means "a little something extra". It's in english usage, but i guess not strictly an english word. * 1. What is your favorite word? Quiddity* 2. What is your least favorite word? It's a 3-way tie between moist, flesh, and womb. (And don't point out that wombs are in fact made of moist flesh! Ick!)* 3. What turns you on? Soft hands and a sexy grin. Also, cooking. Yowzer.* 4. What turns you off? Unpleasant smells and blatant sexism.* 5. What is your favorite curse word? Hrm. Shit.* 6. What sound or noise do you love? Rain on my window.* 7. What sound or noise do you hate? I hate mouth noises, particularly if I'm reading happily in a quiet room and someone else comes in and licks their lips or something. Yick.* 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Right now I'm a student, but eventually I will be a statistician. I would like to try natural resources research, though. Trees good.* 9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving sick people. * 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Well, fuck me, what are you doing here?" * 1. What is your favorite word? Inappropriate.* 2. What is your least favorite word? Goosepimple.* 3. What turns you on? Confidence.* 4. What turns you off? Disrespect.* 5. What is your favorite curse word? Crap.* 6. What sound or noise do you love? Laughter.* 7. What sound or noise do you hate? Screaming/yelling.* 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Interior design.* 9. What profession would you not like to do? Exterminator.* 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It's ok, I understand. * 1. What is your favorite word?Jentacular. It's my best show-offy word.* 2. What is your least favorite word?diarrhea. pretty-sounding word for a very ugly concept.* 3. What turns you on?eye contact. sincere complements. hot breath on my neck.* 4. What turns you off?Immature attitudes towards sex (or other parts of life, for that matter). Poor hygene. Poor socialization. Unkempt facial hair.* 5. What is your favorite curse word?Fuck is the one I say most often. Fuck and fucking and other derivatives.* 6. What sound or noise do you love?My cats purring. My lover reading aloud.* 7. What sound or noise do you hate?Any alarm clock.* 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Professional musician.* 9. What profession would you not like to do?President of the United States.* 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?Welcome to heaven. The library is over there. It has all the finished books your favorite authors died in the middle of writing.-E |