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Get my pussy up get my money up
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i have probably told this story before but in community college a friend and i took an english class as a night class that was longer (like three hours) so it didnât have to meet as many days. and while the professor was going over the syllabus she mentioned we wouldnât always need to stay the whole three hours
so my friend was like âdo you think weâll be home by eight on tuesdaysâ
and the professor was like â??? do you have a schedule conflict?â and she seemed rightfully a bit peeved about this because we were clearly precocious college teens and she was an older lady with a smokerâs rasp that also didnât want to be there
so i was like âno itâs fine, itâs just that house is on at eightâ because this friend would also come over to my place to watch new episodes of house as they aired because my dad didnât care that she smoked during the commercial breaks
and the professor was like âoh shit youâre right, yeah youâll be home by eight on those daysâ
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#i was in elementary school (donât remember exactly how old) when I watched it with my mom#i fondly remember trying to tell my friend I wanted to play House but we had a fundamental misunderstanding#I wanted to pretend to be Dr. House while she thought we were doing normal house things like being a mom and child or something (via @andrewmarie)
sorry i know you added these tags like three days ago but they didnât really hit me until last night when i was trying to sleep
undone by the vision of a small child saying they want to play house and then a jump cut to that same small child limping with a stick cane and eating m&m minis from the plastic tube while pretending to do medical crimes
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No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website
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My leftover pasta looked so beautiful in the microwave
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tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it
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AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because iâm worried that if he realizes heâs dead heâll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i wonât be able to hang out with him anymore?
AITA if iâve been dead for a while but havenât told my best friend yet because he doesnât seem to have realized iâm a ghost and if he does iâm worried that heâll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i canât bear the thought of losing him?
AITA for killing that guy
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How to say âApricotâ in some of the languages of the Americas & Europe, and the wordâs etymological origin
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In love with his new design
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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever
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little doveđïž
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hate all of u tagging this as jar jar binks
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