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on 24 January 2008 (#14750851)

We are the LJ Chapter of the Church of Google.

Here at the LJ Chapter of the Church of Google (CoG) follow the mainstream teachings of the Church itself. As quoted by the Church itself:

We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.