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on 26 December 2007 (#14535714)

Guido Love...Stellas welcome too

an lj-based community for all your guidoriffic needs

YOUR LJ GUIDO CENTRAL!!!!

****RULES****
1. anything goes as long as you post something guido related too [pics, stories, guido facts...]
2. see rule #1


WHAT IS A GUIDO??

urbandictionary.com defines him as:

a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports 1,000−1,000-1,000−3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

Some great guido resources:
http://www.digg.com -- occasionally features guido stories/pictures links
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
http://www.clubitup.com

clubbing, fitness, gel, guidos, heineken, jager, jagerbombs, jersey shore, lifting, long island, new jersey, protein, protein shakes, roids, staten island, stellas, striped shirts, techno, trance, working out