i_farted_again - Profile (original) (raw)
on 26 April 2006 (#10118241)
"Since subjective judgements vary considerably about what constitutes normal and elevated levels of flatulence, medical personnel sometimes instruct a patient complaining about excessive flatulence to maintain a personal flatulence diary."
-- Wikipedia (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence)
Please post about your farts. We offer sympathy and advice. Sharts are worth occasional discussion, but let's not allow this to descend to mere scatology. Farts and poop are certainly related phenomena, but they are not interchangeable.
You may simply post to say that you have farted; however, we do encourage descriptions and context. Multimedia would not be frowned upon.
"ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta" -- Dante
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