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(no subject)	[Dec. 7th, 2004\|11:10 pm]bob
[mood \|hyper]i've become wildly popular at work since my birthday which is why its been a month without an update. ok so starting from the top i got my lip pierced. then i got shitfaced and vomited ALL the way down colerain hill. I mean i puked from the water towers all the way to the park, i managed to completely cover paul's car. then we went to kentucky to play euchre with some lesbians and i kicked ass. then i got my nipple pierced for heather's birthday. this part is mostly for aaron: do you remember when i called ron to wish him a happy birthday? he called heather's mom the next day to tell her that heather had been hanging out with a lesbian. so now we are forbidden to see each other. is this grounds to all ron and tell him how dykey his daughter is? anyway ron is a bitch, so heather and i just hang out in secret. i signed up for all my classes and got my student id for school, so now if i dont go i can still get discounted movie tickets. i was molested by the cleaning lady at work. she pinned me to the cash register and started telling me about prostitutes and i almost cried. of course everyone else was laughing because my face was bright red. i saw sarah headly, that was pretty fun. and then friday we get to find out if my sister is having a boy or a girl, i'm for a girl but i'll be excited either way.
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[Dec. 7th, 2004|11:10 pm]bob

[**mood** | hyper

hyper]i've become wildly popular at work since my birthday which is why its been a month without an update. ok so starting from the top i got my lip pierced. then i got shitfaced and vomited ALL the way down colerain hill. I mean i puked from the water towers all the way to the park, i managed to completely cover paul's car. then we went to kentucky to play euchre with some lesbians and i kicked ass. then i got my nipple pierced for heather's birthday. this part is mostly for aaron: do you remember when i called ron to wish him a happy birthday? he called heather's mom the next day to tell her that heather had been hanging out with a lesbian. so now we are forbidden to see each other. is this grounds to all ron and tell him how dykey his daughter is? anyway ron is a bitch, so heather and i just hang out in secret. i signed up for all my classes and got my student id for school, so now if i dont go i can still get discounted movie tickets. i was molested by the cleaning lady at work. she pinned me to the cash register and started telling me about prostitutes and i almost cried. of course everyone else was laughing because my face was bright red. i saw sarah headly, that was pretty fun. and then friday we get to find out if my sister is having a boy or a girl, i'm for a girl but i'll be excited either way.

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(no subject)	[Nov. 2nd, 2004\|07:09 pm]bob
[mood \|craptastic] [music	maroon 5]saturday we went to celebrity, it was a pretty good time. i saw a girl dressed as Shane from The L word and i was pretty embarrassed that i knew that without asking. bradley was dressed as the host/hostess from hamburger mary's and a few people even knew who he was supposed to be. i saw Ray(the movie about ray charles) which was very good, it had me crying. As soon as we got there though i remembered Saw was out and i wished i was going to see that instead. today i voted and went birthday shopping. but i'm feeling pretty much like turning 20 is more useless than turning 19. happy birthday me anyway.
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[Nov. 2nd, 2004|07:09 pm]bob

[mood** |craptastic] [music**

maroon 5]saturday we went to celebrity, it was a pretty good time. i saw a girl dressed as Shane from The L word and i was pretty embarrassed that i knew that without asking. bradley was dressed as the host/hostess from hamburger mary's and a few people even knew who he was supposed to be. i saw Ray(the movie about ray charles) which was very good, it had me crying. As soon as we got there though i remembered Saw was out and i wished i was going to see that instead. today i voted and went birthday shopping. but i'm feeling pretty much like turning 20 is more useless than turning 19. happy birthday me anyway.

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(no subject)	[Nov. 2nd, 2004\|07:09 pm]bob
[mood \|excited]i remembered the very best part about the movie Ray. Endless Fucking Mike. thats right, the guy that played endless mike helstrom plays a producer for ray.
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(no subject)	[Oct. 20th, 2004\|12:07 am]bob
[mood \|drained]Everyone prepare yourself for a very sad story. Today while I was working a man came over to tell me there was an injured bird near the door. I got a plastic bag and picked the bird up to look it over. He seemed to be in pretty good shape other than the fact that it let me pick it up. So I set it down on a bale of hay and Kate(a lady I work with) told me I couldn't just leave it out in the cold. I put the bird back in the bag to see what Kate wanted me to do with him. She said "I think that bird is your friend now and you have to keep him." I looked at the bird for a minute then I put him on my shoulder and went back in. We hung out for a few minutes until a customer told me I should just take it home. I looked at the bird for a second and I said "No, I don't want it. I hate birds." My friend took that as his cue to leave and flew full force in to the front window knocking himself out. I took the bird back outside and Kate brought him some bread crumbs. I was hoping he could start a new life(assuming he recovered from the head injury) I waited for him to hop around but Ro(one of the managers) came over saying he couldn't stay and she kicked him. She kicked my fucking bird. She kicked him right in his little injured bird head. I couldn't watch that so I left. I hope the little guy is ok.This evening we went to visit Becky and she made snicker-doodles. Even though I can't taste anything(i am struggling through cold number 2 of the season) I know they were delicious. Then we saw Napoleon Dynamite. I don't have anything to say about that other than you should probably see it.
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[Oct. 20th, 2004|12:07 am]bob

[**mood** | drained

drained]Everyone prepare yourself for a very sad story. Today while I was working a man came over to tell me there was an injured bird near the door. I got a plastic bag and picked the bird up to look it over. He seemed to be in pretty good shape other than the fact that it let me pick it up. So I set it down on a bale of hay and Kate(a lady I work with) told me I couldn't just leave it out in the cold. I put the bird back in the bag to see what Kate wanted me to do with him. She said "I think that bird is your friend now and you have to keep him." I looked at the bird for a minute then I put him on my shoulder and went back in. We hung out for a few minutes until a customer told me I should just take it home. I looked at the bird for a second and I said "No, I don't want it. I hate birds." My friend took that as his cue to leave and flew full force in to the front window knocking himself out. I took the bird back outside and Kate brought him some bread crumbs. I was hoping he could start a new life(assuming he recovered from the head injury) I waited for him to hop around but Ro(one of the managers) came over saying he couldn't stay and she kicked him. She kicked my fucking bird. She kicked him right in his little injured bird head. I couldn't watch that so I left. I hope the little guy is ok.This evening we went to visit Becky and she made snicker-doodles. Even though I can't taste anything(i am struggling through cold number 2 of the season) I know they were delicious. Then we saw Napoleon Dynamite. I don't have anything to say about that other than you should probably see it.

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my week in review	[Oct. 7th, 2004\|07:22 pm]bob
[mood \|mischievous] [music	let's do it- Joan Jett]This has been one of the longest weeks of my life, certainly more eventful than most.Last Thursday I hit a tree in Paul's car. I was a very small tree and no damage was done. It scared the shit out of me. Friday we went to see Paul's dad and we got to eat at Denny's. On Saturday I bought an mp3 player and I could not have been happier but I spent the week broke because of it. Sunday I found out I am going to be an aunt(to a mixed baby no less). My sister is due April 18th. I'm hoping for a girl. Monday I applied to NKU. Today I got my driver's license, and consequently a cheeseburger. So hurray for me.
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my week in review

[Oct. 7th, 2004|07:22 pm]bob

[mood** |mischievous] [music**

let's do it- Joan Jett]This has been one of the longest weeks of my life, certainly more eventful than most.Last Thursday I hit a tree in Paul's car. I was a very small tree and no damage was done. It scared the shit out of me. Friday we went to see Paul's dad and we got to eat at Denny's. On Saturday I bought an mp3 player and I could not have been happier but I spent the week broke because of it. Sunday I found out I am going to be an aunt(to a mixed baby no less). My sister is due April 18th. I'm hoping for a girl. Monday I applied to NKU. Today I got my driver's license, and consequently a cheeseburger. So hurray for me.

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for fans of the white bitch	[Sep. 12th, 2004\|11:50 pm]bob
[mood \|fat and sassy]today was a super special day for me as i got to have a heart to heart with big heath. here is the full and slightly humorous update on her life. she bought a house with mr. dunn and they are planning to marry. she refuses to take his last name because of her children(she showed me her credit card as proof). she asked me "how is your one friend uhh... julie-anna"(thats the way she said it) so i said i guess shes pretty good but that we arent dating anymore. so then she told me a story about how some lady broke up with ms. mcdowell right before the melissa ethridge concert(i'm not joking!) and the big H had to go with her. so they were there and all the other lesbians knew mcdowell and thought she and big H were dating. she finds out later that she works with them at lakota(where she teaches now) and they ask if she is still dating Kay and she tells them that if she were a lesbian she would have a much better looking girlfriend than mcdowell. so in case anyone was thinking she was any less ridiculous these days rest assured she is not. and if i thought my life could be anymore of a joke she proved me wrong today when she ended her little tale with some relationship advice for me.
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for fans of the white bitch

[Sep. 12th, 2004|11:50 pm]bob

[mood |fat and sassy]today was a super special day for me as i got to have a heart to heart with big heath. here is the full and slightly humorous update on her life. she bought a house with mr. dunn and they are planning to marry. she refuses to take his last name because of her children(she showed me her credit card as proof). she asked me "how is your one friend uhh... julie-anna"(thats the way she said it) so i said i guess shes pretty good but that we arent dating anymore. so then she told me a story about how some lady broke up with ms. mcdowell right before the melissa ethridge concert(i'm not joking!) and the big H had to go with her. so they were there and all the other lesbians knew mcdowell and thought she and big H were dating. she finds out later that she works with them at lakota(where she teaches now) and they ask if she is still dating Kay and she tells them that if she were a lesbian she would have a much better looking girlfriend than mcdowell. so in case anyone was thinking she was any less ridiculous these days rest assured she is not. and if i thought my life could be anymore of a joke she proved me wrong today when she ended her little tale with some relationship advice for me.

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weirded out	[Aug. 21st, 2004\|11:04 pm]bob
[mood \|weird]so i guess this one is mostly for aaron. i have had sorta mushy feelings for this girl at work. its nothing major but shes sorta cute. today at work i waited on randy from the pin and he was wearing a bad hat. directly afterward heather(the crushy one) asks me if her uncle came down here. i asked her what he looked like and she said he was the tall guy in the hat. so yes, randy is her uncle and wassup is her dad(jeff) and now all i can see is randy when i look at her. when will the time i spent in the pin stop coming back to haunt me
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[Aug. 21st, 2004|11:04 pm]bob

[**mood** | weird

weird]so i guess this one is mostly for aaron. i have had sorta mushy feelings for this girl at work. its nothing major but shes sorta cute. today at work i waited on randy from the pin and he was wearing a bad hat. directly afterward heather(the crushy one) asks me if her uncle came down here. i asked her what he looked like and she said he was the tall guy in the hat. so yes, randy is her uncle and wassup is her dad(jeff) and now all i can see is randy when i look at her. when will the time i spent in the pin stop coming back to haunt me

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(no subject)	[Aug. 4th, 2004\|10:57 pm]bob
[mood \|uncomfortable]dolly parton is planning to get a breast reduction. i dont think i can go on living in a world where dolly parton has small boobs. her boobs are the standard by which all other boobs are measured. something is very wrong here.
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Bette Midler	[Jun. 22nd, 2004\|11:18 am]bob
I'm developing a weird bette midler thing. i think i may need professional help. when i was a kid and i used to watch Hocus Pocus she was my favorite but i figured better bette than kathy najimy. so i got a little older and i started watching Big Business every chance i got but i told myself i was just in it for the Lily Tomlin. I started to really feel like there was a problem when i could not keep myself away from The First Wive's Club. The best excuse i could come up with then is well, i'm a lezzie so maybe i'm a feminist too(shudder). I refuse to even speak about drowning mona. but this weekend i shed a tear over the stepford wives. this is my official cry for help.
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Bette Midler

[Jun. 22nd, 2004|11:18 am]bob

I'm developing a weird bette midler thing. i think i may need professional help. when i was a kid and i used to watch Hocus Pocus she was my favorite but i figured better bette than kathy najimy. so i got a little older and i started watching Big Business every chance i got but i told myself i was just in it for the Lily Tomlin. I started to really feel like there was a problem when i could not keep myself away from The First Wive's Club. The best excuse i could come up with then is well, i'm a lezzie so maybe i'm a feminist too(shudder). I refuse to even speak about drowning mona. but this weekend i shed a tear over the stepford wives. this is my official cry for help.

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(no subject)	[Jun. 7th, 2004\|11:37 am]bob
[mood \|sad]ich_bein_bob's LJ stalker is feltraccoon!feltraccoon is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!
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