  [**mood** | hyper]i've become wildly popular at work since my birthday which is why its been a month without an update. ok so starting from the top i got my lip pierced. then i got shitfaced and vomited ALL the way down colerain hill. I mean i puked from the water towers all the way to the park, i managed to completely cover paul's car. then we went to kentucky to play euchre with some lesbians and i kicked ass. then i got my nipple pierced for heather's birthday. this part is mostly for aaron: do you remember when i called ron to wish him a happy birthday? he called heather's mom the next day to tell her that heather had been hanging out with a lesbian. so now we are forbidden to see each other. is this grounds to all ron and tell him how dykey his daughter is? anyway ron is a bitch, so heather and i just hang out in secret. i signed up for all my classes and got my student id for school, so now if i dont go i can still get discounted movie tickets. i was molested by the cleaning lady at work. she pinned me to the cash register and started telling me about prostitutes and i almost cried. of course everyone else was laughing because my face was bright red. i saw sarah headly, that was pretty fun. and then friday we get to find out if my sister is having a boy or a girl, i'm for a girl but i'll be excited either way. |
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