ihatehehateme - Profile (original) (raw)

on 6 February 2004 (#2133012)

sadtown, Wisconsin, United States

this guy shops for clothes at walgreen's. take a spin past rr some time and you'll see him warming an ass platter... by himself. he's got the hots for every bartender chick in town, demands sherbert constantly, requires his friends to do pushups in his presence, uses his shirt to knock down cobwebs while crawling on his stereo as a stool, eats speghetti from the sink. he thinks he's such the shit but in fact he's a loser. yeah, keep dreamin' it's right around the corner. it'll happen when you least expect it. any day now. just change your attitude.

plus, he's a republican.

'lades, bali hais, barossa, bartenders, belling, big boobed goth chicks, cozy three, excess, goth, goth chicks, kicking jason's ass, mgd light, nerdwar zero-four, nothing, packers, pennies, rr, sherbet, walgreen's, zubaz