i lost more than my heart in that cantina (original) (raw)

[the droids are in da cantina!]	[Jan. 30th, 2007\|11:35 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|r2-d2, time: a new hope] [Current Location	inna x-wing!] [music	bronzium bot]Pheeew doo. Ruuuuuurrrr deee de do. Beee bee dee do boo. Daa da dee de da! Dnn bin de whhed knee dan. Whho duhn buhn durrr da. Beeeeep beed boo deeee da duh. Ruurr rur do. Uuuurrrr-beeeee-doo!Bewhewedur. Du doo duo.Pheeew, nur be duuur. [He's hovering again. And prattling on and on - worse than usual. But look at the shiny ship we're going to fly!"A bit beat up!?" Kriff off dipoodoo, this is the look of an experienced droid privy to information that would make you excrete waste in your jumpsuit. You don't look too hot yourself there carbon boy. Now back off so I can get to work.Ahh loyalty from the kid. Nice. Even if he is excited over one little adventure. Oh this is just like old times. If I adjust the audio input by 36.78% he sounds just like his father. Just like old times: whine, whinge, emo, fly, repeat! With intervals of prattle from bronzium bot. Like now. Boring, like standing around in the base while I go off and save the galaxy ~~again~~. Don't worry 3PO, I'll be back to keep you in line!]
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Hey, you better all listen up!	[Jan. 22nd, 2007\|10:17 am]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|han solo, time: a new hope] [mood	annoyed]Let's get one thing straight here.This is my ship.My ship, in case you missed it the first time.That means I ain't gonna put up with fussy droids or whiny farmboys or old men one bolt of a hydrospanner loose. Got it?Good.Cause, I mean to do my job, and it's just to get you ~~sons of a Hutt~~ people to Alderaan. Doesn't mean I'm gonna put up with bantha fodder on hokey religions or how to drive my own kriffin' ship.We clear?Cause, if not, I'm sicin' the Wookiee on you.
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Hey, you better all listen up!

[Jan. 22nd, 2007|10:17 am]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG

[Tags**|han solo, time: a new hope] [mood**

annoyed]Let's get one thing straight here.This is my ship.My ship, in case you missed it the first time.That means I ain't gonna put up with fussy droids or whiny farmboys or old men one bolt of a hydrospanner loose. Got it?Good.Cause, I mean to do my job, and it's just to get you ~~sons of a Hutt~~ people to Alderaan. Doesn't mean I'm gonna put up with bantha fodder on hokey religions or how to drive my own kriffin' ship.We clear?Cause, if not, I'm sicin' the Wookiee on you.

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(no subject)	[Jan. 21st, 2007\|10:39 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|leia organa, mara jade, time: a new hope, wes janson]Palace is boring. Dancing is boring. I wanted to go on the Death Star...looked fun. Thought maybe I could meet some interesting people...but noooo, I have to stay here and work on some new dance for some stupid ceremony the Emperor is hosting.Stupid ceremonies. Stupid palace.I want to sleep, but I'm in the dancer barrack-things right now for some Sith forsaken reason...and they're all chattery and loud and downright girly. Ugh.
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[Jan. 21st, 2007|10:39 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG

[**Tags**|leia organa, mara jade, time: a new hope, wes janson]Palace is boring. Dancing is boring. I wanted to go on the Death Star...looked fun. Thought maybe I could meet some interesting people...but noooo, I have to stay here and work on some new dance for some stupid ceremony the Emperor is hosting.Stupid ceremonies. Stupid palace.I want to sleep, but I'm in the dancer barrack-things right now for some Sith forsaken reason...and they're all chattery and loud and downright girly. Ugh.

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(no subject)	[Jan. 21st, 2007\|09:10 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|dash rendar, han solo, leia organa, luke skywalker, mara jade, time: a new hope]I want to die.I think I'm already dead, actually, and this is all some sort of... mirage after death. Dreaming beyond the grave.They're dead. And it's my fault. I don't know what to do.Maybe I should pop my helmet off and just give myself up...Step off of one of these balcony things into one of the couple hundred endless shafts that're in this station-- death station-- thing. Death Star.Star of Death. Star of my death.Maybe I'll take this... Solo character off the edge with me.Or I could slit my wrists with this... lightsaber thing that Old Crazy Ben gave me.He tried to tell me that my dad was some sort of... special Jedi, but it doesn't matter. None of it does now.
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[Jan. 21st, 2007|09:10 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG

[**Tags**|dash rendar, han solo, leia organa, luke skywalker, mara jade, time: a new hope]I want to die.I think I'm already dead, actually, and this is all some sort of... mirage after death. Dreaming beyond the grave.They're dead. And it's my fault. I don't know what to do.Maybe I should pop my helmet off and just give myself up...Step off of one of these balcony things into one of the couple hundred endless shafts that're in this station-- death station-- thing. Death Star.Star of Death. Star of my death.Maybe I'll take this... Solo character off the edge with me.Or I could slit my wrists with this... lightsaber thing that Old Crazy Ben gave me.He tried to tell me that my dad was some sort of... special Jedi, but it doesn't matter. None of it does now.

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Those Questions...	[Nov. 22nd, 2006\|07:38 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|hobbie klivian, time: a new hope] [mood	complacent]( Boredom...Collapse )
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(no subject)	[Nov. 22nd, 2006\|02:05 am]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[mood \|horny]name: Augustus Palpatinewhat do people call you?: the Emperor birthday: Calendar weren't yet invented current location: The Imperial Palace height: very impressively tall. Just not standing next to Vader. eye color: The most gorgeous shade of yellow hair color: ...hair? righty or lefty?: Righteous a few questions: Fine, but only a few.do you believe in god?: Of course I believe in myself! Self-esteem is important! do you have a religion?: Yes. Join me and I will show you. do you speak another language?: imperator altem galacticem vocat do you live in the moment?: No-- I have forseen it! do consider yourself tolerant of others?: Absolutely! are you confident?: Of course. are you a daredevil?: I am more of a dareangel. what is the compliment you get from most people?: "You are hot stuff!" what do you like the most about your body?: My overwhelmingly masculine physique. do you think you are good looking?: Don't you? do have any bad habits?: I tend to cackle during sex. what's your biggest fear?: Falling off catwalks. do play an instrument?: I am more of a puppetmaster can you sing?: Yes. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I miss my hair. :( what is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: My apprentices don't work so well with Obi-Wan. do you think life has been good so far?: Yes. is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Maybe. do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes. do you kiss on first date?: Yes. do you have sex on first date?: Yes favourite: Me.color: Red. number: 66 food: Jedi drink: Jedi alcoholic drink: Jedi country: the Empire animal: the Imperial Eagle season: War season day of the week: Sunday name: Frank have you ever...: Yes.been arrested?: Yes. Stupid Jedi. kissed someone of the same sex?: Sith secret. done something you regret?: Maybe. smiled for no reason?: Yes. laughed so hard you cried?: All the time. sang to someone for no reason?: All the time talked to someone you don’t know?: All the time. been in love?: Yes. broken the law?: Never! been in a speeder accident?: No... run into a wall?: ......no! made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: State secret. cried over a movie?: Kriffin' Bambi... been so drunk that you cant remember?: I don't remember stayed home from school?: I AM the school been out of state?: State of what? in the opposite sex: I'm ALWAYS in the opposite s...ohhair color: Brown eye color: Brownheight: 1.6 metersbody type: Lithe, smooth, supple, you know the drill. Preferably an impressive... well, let's just say that there aren't any bras in space. short or long hair?: Looooooong tattoos/piercings?: Do I count as a piercing? hot or cute?: Both, preferably with a lot of sass. Emphasis on the last three letters.
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[Nov. 22nd, 2006|02:05 am]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG

[mood** |horny]name**: Augustus Palpatinewhat do people call you?: the Emperor birthday: Calendar weren't yet invented current location: The Imperial Palace height: very impressively tall. Just not standing next to Vader. eye color: The most gorgeous shade of yellow hair color: ...hair? righty or lefty?: Righteous a few questions: Fine, but only a few.do you believe in god?: Of course I believe in myself! Self-esteem is important! do you have a religion?: Yes. Join me and I will show you. do you speak another language?: imperator altem galacticem vocat do you live in the moment?: No-- I have forseen it! do consider yourself tolerant of others?: Absolutely! are you confident?: Of course. are you a daredevil?: I am more of a dareangel. what is the compliment you get from most people?: "You are hot stuff!" what do you like the most about your body?: My overwhelmingly masculine physique. do you think you are good looking?: Don't you? do have any bad habits?: I tend to cackle during sex. what's your biggest fear?: Falling off catwalks. do play an instrument?: I am more of a puppetmaster can you sing?: Yes. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I miss my hair. :( what is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: My apprentices don't work so well with Obi-Wan. do you think life has been good so far?: Yes. is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Maybe. do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes. do you kiss on first date?: Yes. do you have sex on first date?: Yes favourite: Me.color: Red. number: 66 food: Jedi drink: Jedi alcoholic drink: Jedi country: the Empire animal: the Imperial Eagle season: War season day of the week: Sunday name: Frank have you ever...: Yes.been arrested?: Yes. Stupid Jedi. kissed someone of the same sex?: Sith secret. done something you regret?: Maybe. smiled for no reason?: Yes. laughed so hard you cried?: All the time. sang to someone for no reason?: All the time talked to someone you don’t know?: All the time. been in love?: Yes. broken the law?: Never! been in a speeder accident?: No... run into a wall?: ......no! made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: State secret. cried over a movie?: Kriffin' Bambi... been so drunk that you cant remember?: I don't remember stayed home from school?: I AM the school been out of state?: State of what? in the opposite sex: I'm ALWAYS in the opposite s...ohhair color: Brown eye color: Brownheight: 1.6 metersbody type: Lithe, smooth, supple, you know the drill. Preferably an impressive... well, let's just say that there aren't any bras in space. short or long hair?: Looooooong tattoos/piercings?: Do *I* count as a piercing? hot or cute?: Both, preferably with a lot of sass. Emphasis on the last three letters.

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[time: after the falcon has been brought on the death star]	[Oct. 30th, 2006\|05:07 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|dash rendar, emperor palpatine, tarkin, time: a new hope]I hear that we found a hunk of space junk and decided to pull it into our hanger. I really do need to have a word with the stormies about how they decorate, one man's trash is not always another man's treasure, certainly not in the case of this monstrosity of a ship.
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After Alderaan goes BOOM	[Oct. 24th, 2006\|10:37 am]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|emperor palpatine, hobbie klivian, tarkin, time: a new hope, wes janson] [Current Location	Heading for the medical bay...again] [mood	sick]Well, here I am, with the rebels.coughweezeHeard about Alderaan, and it pretty much sucks to be Tycho.Err, I mean...those BASTARDS!sneezeshacksupalungI feel like shit. Think I'll lie down till the war is over.
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[time: after the falcon has been brought on the death star]	[Oct. 30th, 2006\|05:07 pm]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|dash rendar, emperor palpatine, tarkin, time: a new hope]I hear that we found a hunk of space junk and decided to pull it into our hanger. I really do need to have a word with the stormies about how they decorate, one man's trash is not always another man's treasure, certainly not in the case of this monstrosity of a ship.
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After Alderaan goes BOOM	[Oct. 24th, 2006\|10:37 am]In That Cantina: a Star Wars OT crack!RPG
[Tags\|emperor palpatine, hobbie klivian, tarkin, time: a new hope, wes janson] [Current Location	Heading for the medical bay...again] [mood	sick]Well, here I am, with the rebels.coughweezeHeard about Alderaan, and it pretty much sucks to be Tycho.Err, I mean...those BASTARDS!sneezeshacksupalungI feel like shit. Think I'll lie down till the war is over.
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