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Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
_3:10 pm_[teh_kimeye] Wow this comm is DEAD So I've decided to let you guys know that I'm in France where jaywalking is the norm. In fact, I don't even think it's illegal here...Soon, however, I shall be back in England and fighting for our cause! I still believe! *pumps fist into air* Current Mood: accomplished (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 7th, 2007
_7:19 pm_[childcage] Heavy Traffic A few days back, I saw a jaywalking comrade.A woman was crossing four lanes of heavy traffic, while talking on her cell phone. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 16th, 2007
_10:55 pm_[alcina2] I'm thinking of you guys and your brave crusade :) Where I live there's a bus every half hour thisaway round the circular route and one bus every half hour thataway round he route the other way. When they arrive is, however, random.So I stand at the bustop where I can't see the bus coming because of a corner, and look down the straight part of the road for buses coming the other way.Every time I sprint across the road I think of you guys :)However I have altyered the interests in one of my other journals to include several things theoretically illegal in the UK. Namely:Drunk in charge of a horseDrunk in charge of a punt (boat) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_%28boat%29)Eating a meal of more than 2 courses on Christmas DayPlaying football on Christmas DayBeing male and a freeman and not practising archery every SundayOwning a television without paying the government 120 pounds per yearRiding a bike with LED-based lights.Saying that the Queen may die one day (life emprisonment for that one.. it's High Treason)(needless to say not all of these Statutes are actually enforced!; the only one that is rigourously enforced is the one about the TV; (in fact if you DON'T have a TV you are regularly harrassed by the Government for your lack of payment! :( ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007
_7:13 pm_[barankhy] Let's Make Our Own Propaganda! Greetings, dear minions fellow jaywalkers!In light of the recently exposed crusade against our kin, I have spent that last days slaving away endlessly and relentlessly, in order to produce an inforational video shedding light on our path of freedom and glory.Please, spread the word, brethren and... sistren! Current Mood: energetic (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 31st, 2007
_7:22 am_[barankhy] OPPRESSION ALARM! Ho noes!Our persecutors are using any channel available to them to oppress us more!Fight the power! Stay a rebel! Current Mood: enraged (18 Comments |Comment on this)
_1:58 am_[alcina2] As a British person, who's wondered for years what 'jaywalking' is (we don't use the word here in the UK) could you use this comM to enlighten me? My Year 5 (Sixth grade) teacher told me it meant walking diagonally across the road. Is that right? (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
_3:16 am_[barankhy] Welcome to the community! In light of the recent lj-go-boom effect we have witnessed, I decided that something most be done! We must fight our ZOMGpressors! Allons, enfants de la patrie - state your stance on what daring, law-defying bastards, bitches and sons thereof you are!Show these softcore pussies what real rebels are made of! We cannot be conquered! We shall never be subdued!Share your most beautiful experiences while jaywalking with us; how gratifying it is to just wait for the lights to turn red... to just feel the freedom of walking across that street with your ipod turned really, really loud so you don't hear those freedom-hating honks...Just don't flame each other. This is not a democracy!Have fun! (175 Comments |Comment on this)