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Fearless O'Toole, Last British Columbian Pirate

Imagine a cheerleader. Her big blond hair, perky smile, cheerful attitude, lovable nature. That's not me. I would be the girl who throws a pile of tar on that cheerleader.

I'm a sarcastic and snarky person, with a tendency to vent. Loudly. I enjoy both het and slash pairings and I don't like 'ship-bashers. I live in a fantasy world and I'm happy there.

I post a lot. Usually several short entries a day. But then

sometimes I go several days without posting at all.

My full title is Captain "Fearless" Jack O'Toole, Last British Columbian Pirate.

I'm not a guy (or a Power Ranger), I just play one on the Internets.

This journal is friends-only, for "reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture". Drop me a line and I'll most likely be happy to add you, though =)

TheKimera.net - a work in progress.

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