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this journal has an open friending policy

Which is to say, faces are not tasty and Meg does not eat them. Really.

Sez startredder: Meg has three heads. And nine arms. That's how she's able to write so much. And if you breathe too near her interweb space, one of her heads will eat you. Unless you prove your love by buying her toys and sending her shiny things. That puts the evil head to sleep and gets one of the other ones drunk, so she's almost like a normal person.

Meg is probably older than you, has a border collie and a black kitten, and has been known to explode in chibi rage. She's basically harmless but frequently has bad ideas.

She likes really bad shoujo series and lately she's been knitting a lot.

She works at an assisted living facility.

She has an emotional reaction to impossibly attractive Asian guys hanging all over each other. ;_;

She is totally anti-friending-drama and likes to meet new people. Friend and defriend at will. She is pants at responding to comments.

Also, seriously dudes, if you are underage for reading R or NC-17 fic, you need to either not read them or not tell Meg your age, your choice. It makes her soul feel all grinky.

She also has a wishlist! Show the wub. But only if you want to.

SHIPPY > GAY.

on finding fandoms:
Really there's this invisible gayometer that goes bingbingbingbingBEEEEEEEEEEEEP_BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP_BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP in my head and sometimes it goes off and sometimes it doesn't, it is a deeply mystical thing aligned to the moon's tides and sunspots and the position of Oliver's ears.

Meg last smoked on October 29, 2005.

It has been over ~*♥*~_FIVE YEARS_~*♥*~ since Meg last smoked!

(shut up, it's actually helping >_>)

Don't call me Meggy.

accidentally giving pwps plot, aibajun, anime, arashi, batshit alternate universes, batshit crossovers, bitching about fandom, books, border collies, boukenger, bouncy dansudansu, breaking brains, brother complexes, bullying riku, card captor sakura, cats, cranky mages, crossovers, crushing the right-handed oppressors, d n angel, darkness/riku, divorcing clamp again, doujinshi, doumeki/watanuki, emo wolves, fanfic, fangirling, feeding satoshi, fics that don't suck, fighter vs mage, final fantasy nine, fire emblem, flailing, gay fanfic, gay japanese boybands, gay pirates, georgette heyer, girly cliched rpgs, gokusen, heartmarking violently, hiiragizawa eriol, hilarity in general, hino matsuri, hiwatari satoshi, holic, hugging poor syaoran, je guys' gay sweaters, justin/lucian, k/s, kadaj's brother-complex, kamen rider, kamen rider kabuto, kamikaze kaitou jeanne, kingdom hearts, knitting, koyashige otters, kurogane torture, large felines, larsa, larsa/penelo, love mode, loveless, lurking in bookstores, making fun of matsujun, manga, mocking sakki, my awesome dog, my imaginary internet husband, my little pony, news, ninja and roommate, ninja border collies, noin claude, not updating my fics, obscure shoujo series, officer he said he was 500, ohno's worried eyebrows, oliver, original fic, oujisama game, ousama game, pad thai, pikame, pirates, plotting evil with friends, pon farr o'clock, powells, pr0n, pretty princess cloud-chan, rainbow storm rangers, rainbow valley, repliku/namine, retarded aus, ribon, rie-chan/sho, riku x sora, riku/namine, rilla of ingleside, ryo being a bitch, saiunkoku monogatari, satoshi stalking daisuke, satoshi x daisuke, semes raised by wolves, shadow hearts, shadow hearts: covenant, shige's imaginary cat, shinkumi, shiny things, sho freaking out, sho's mature dignity, short fics becoming epics, shoujo crack, shounen ai, silver diamond, smiting morons, spock's dignity, spock's lisa frank diary, star trek, star trek reboot, stupid fangirlish glee, suikoden, syaoran inna bottle, team crybaby, team mole, teh homogay, the hedgehog of loneliness, things /because/ they're stupid, time stranger kyoko, tinhatting like hell, tsubasa, twins can't be trusted, vagrant story, vampire aus, video games, world domination through fanfic, worrying about fandom, writing, xanax cookies, xxxholic, zidane's tail twitching