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on 25 April 2003 (#1025798)

lazy and so, so fucking distracted

This is a community for people who are very lazy, and who are also very, very, very easily distracted.

This is not just for anyone who believes they have these qualities. Only the most extreme cases of the two illnesses combined will be accepted.

Forcing a friend to leave a family gathering and travel to your dwelling simply to tie your shoelaces, being born asleep, starting an 8,000 word research essay that you have had two years to do three nights before it is due, spending a whole year involved in shameful online activity to distract yourself, finding delight in the fact that your cat being caught in a tree has given you a valid excuse to use in class, making an extremely fucktard community in the middle of the night - these are just REMOTELY acceptable examples of the laziness and distraction we are looking for here.

Therefore, if you feel you have the necessary qualities to join this community, we ask that you write a 300 word essay explaining why you consider yourself worthy. Describe an event or period of time in your life that exemplifies your extreme laziness. We want you to do this because we are elitist assholes, which we sort of like.

Thank you!! :)

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