The Mack Mamas' Journal (original) (raw)

| | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | | 09:25am 03/06/2005 | | | | | Sooo... It's been kind of quiet. Anyone had any bitchy moments lately? | | | | | | (Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| Well everyone else is so quiet | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | | 03:30pm 22/10/2004 | | | | | So I had a really bad bitchy moment earlier this week. I was at my friend Squirrley's house - we were having Taco/Tequila Tuesday. It being mostly drama students and such attending - body shots happened - and then massive making-out between a lot of the students happened. Ahhh, just like old times.There was this really really skinny petite girl (I'd say app 5 foot and 90-95 lbs, she literally has probably a 12 inch waist) who did a lot of body shots & got sick. She came stumbling inside on the shoulder's of two other people - who explained that she had been outside praying to the porcelain gods.I had a few shots myself by this point. And without thinking - it just blurted out - and thank god she was no longer in earshot - I replied:"Well she is skinny enough, she should be used to throwing up by now."The whole party stopped, looked at me, and then burst into wild laughter. However the girl is very nice and I don't think she is really like that at all. But still - it was a bitchy moment for my books.I can't believe the rest of you have been so well behaved to this point. | | | | | | (Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| | | | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 04:45pm 20/06/2004 | | | | | Okay, in an effort to make this community active, name your all time favorite famous bitch.Mine is Dorothy Parker | | | | | | (1 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| | | | | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 06:40pm 31/05/2004 | | | | | cross-posted from my own journal: so alex sent me an email this afternoon saying that he just wanted to be friends. he wrote that he always thought that we were "just friends." he said that he didn't want to get into a "dangerous relationship." wtf???? so i replied with this:if you had wanted to be "just friends," you should have thought about that before you pulled your pants down. i'm not a slut, alex. i don't just randomly sleep with people. in fact, i was a virgin before we fucked. i liked you a lot. i really started to care about you. obviously though, i was just some slut, right? and how dare you say that i was "dangerous." i'm not trying to appear arrogant, but, alex, i was the best thing that ever happened to you. i didn't think that at first, but then other people actually had me believing that for a while. if you have anything else to say, say it. keep in mind though, that right now you officially pasted the asshole mark a while ago. if you're tired of making excuses and attempting to save your sorry hide, then good. you're ready to go fuck yourself. sincerely,catherineps. when a girl doesn't orgasm, that means you're doing something wrong. next time you just randomly screw someone and leave her hanging, remember that so that she can at least have something to remember you by. it sounds bitchy, but i let him off pretty easy if you ask me. oh, i just realized that i made a typo too. i put "pasted" instead of "past." oh well. he's not worthy of proper spelling/grammar. he doesn't even deserve my worst.<---- i think i could have been bitchier after re-reading it. | | | | | | (1 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| Fun Bitch Moment | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | | 01:18am 30/05/2004 | | | | | Just thought I'd share my latest and best bitch moment -Last night standing outside of the Brew and View someone was rev-ing their car very loudly and very annoyingly - after about 30 seconds of engine noise pollution they stopped and I yelled at the car "Boy, you must have a really big penis!"To this half of the 20 people standing outside B&V laughed at while the other half started clapping. A good bitch moment indeed. | | | | | | (Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| | | | | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | | 12:25am 28/05/2004 | | | | | we really need new members. you all must recruit! | | | | | | (Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 11:01pm 27/05/2004 | | | | | I had a good bitch moment yesterday and thought this would be a good place to share it ;)So we went over to our old house yesterday to retrieve the other z car. I was hoping to avoid the rednecks/old roommates, but unfortunately I didn't. See, i was already ticked because i had heard that they were trying to blame michael and brandon for a bunch of shit that wasn't thier fault. Well, Max (the roommate knows as "the homeless bum who lives on the couch") said to us "we've been having a lot of break-ins lately. Jason's truck got broken into because one of you guys didn't lock it back the other day." (BULLSHIT) to wich, brandon said, "not 'you guys' because i didn't leave it unlocked" and max replies, "well, either you or somebody" (meaning michael). I really can't tolerate anyone being an ass/taking advantage of michael (and max and jason have been doing this alot lately) so i rolled my eyes and said "i have to get out of here!" stormed out and said "fucking hell hole." then standing outside, i flipped max off knowing he could see me. he came outside and asked if i had a problem. I said, "yes, YOU! but thankfully i don't have to deal with it anymore!" then i yelled at him to go the fuck away.yeah. probably not all that interesting to anyone else, but i was proud that i let my bitchy side shine. | | | | | | (1 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| Speaking of Slut... | | | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | | 11:50pm 13/05/2004 | | | | | And speaking of slut, I've got a question for the board at large...How do y'all define the term "slut"? | | | | | | (Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| Some thoughts on bitchiness | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 02:21pm 13/05/2004 | | | | | So guess what, y'all? Yesterday, I was referred to as a bitch. In this case, it was "I despise that redheaded bitch who sleeps in your bed." I found this interesting for a couple of reasons. First of all, this comment was made by someone who I have absolutely no acquiantance with. I've never been so much as introduced. I know her only as "the un-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend who broke his heart." I mean, I'd certainly never claim to be anything other than a bitch, but how does she know? It made me think. It's odd how we throw around the word "bitch" in both complementary and insulting terms. We all proudly call ourselves bitches here. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure this girl wasn't being friendly when she used the very same term to refer to me. The other notion that it got me started thinking about...Women have a bad habit of being really nasty to each other, frequently over things that men do. I mean...it would seem logical that if she's pissed off about the guy in question sleeping with me, she'd be mad at -him-, right? However, she despises me. Yeah. Just thinking. | | | | | | (3 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| Bitchy Intro | | | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 11:33pm 12/05/2004 | | | | | Your Name: Kathryn Marie Yuhas, generally known as Kate Your Age: 22 and a half. :) What makes a bitch? Too opinionated, intelligent, and straightforward to be anything else. Why do people consider you a bitch? Usually because I'm trying to get a job done without a bunch of bullshit getting in the way.Your Top Three Bitch Moments 1. I made Sara Bauman cry in our History of Theatre II class, and kind of enjoyed it. 2. I smiled very sweetly when Randy Padgett called me a bitch backstage during As You Like It. 3. All of stage managing Rimers of Eldritch. It was just one big Bitch Moment. All right, there ya go. I'm an official bitch now. Do I get a plaque or something? | | | | | | (6 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| | | | | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 04:28pm 12/05/2004 | | | | | Coming back to Memphis and seeing all the nasty, truck drivin' rednecks makes me realize just how much fun it is to be a bitch. | | | | | | (1 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| Just a reminder | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | | 11:32pm 10/05/2004 | | | | | Once you join, be sure to post your bitch intro! The questions can be found on the community's profile. Also, tell any other worthy women of the community. ;-)Your Mod,CatP.S. I've gone a whole day without smoking! | | | | | | (Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| mine's longer than the rest. that also adds to my bitch`ness | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 04:19pm 10/05/2004 | | | | | Your Name :+: ChristinaYour Age :+: 20What makes a bitch? Being me, that simpleWhy people consider you a bitch? Because i'm extremely blunt, love to speak my mind, and what's on my mind is usually very very honost. i'm the kind of friend who, when asked ][or not][, will gladly go 'damn, your makeup makes you look like a whore' and still love you, but mean it completely. everyone should have a friend like that...Your Top Three Bitch Moments : (in no particular order)1. At 2am, a man with his crappy boat hinged to his ugly truck nearly ran me into the side of the 3 mile bridge (a bridge that connects pensacola to gulf breeze by crossing the gulf of mexico for 3 or so miles..) and they just happened to be going my way, so when i got to the next stop light i rolled up next to them to voice my opinion since they had missed my car by centimeters. They were redneck and naturally had nothing of intelligence to respond with except obscene things i don't remember anymore, and i decided *since the light was taking forever* to get out of my car, and take the cigarette from the young man sitting in the passenger seat, put it out on their truck, and tell them to kiss my ass, if they try anymore shit by my car again i'd be happy to put them in their place (i was witty when this happened i swear)2. After leah told me about how nasty meri was, i decided i'd only use her for rides; one party n particular she and i got into a nasty tiff over her and how she treats people, how lame she is etc. my stuff still in her car, she takes off and leaves me to fend for myself but i'd already found another ride, so i focused instead on gettng my stuff back. she shows up the following weekend pretending she doesn't know me which was just fine with me, her left passenger door didn't work so i went, got into her car while she was inside the party, got my stuff back + some of hers (tips from that night on the job included...) and some choice articles of clothing. serves her right for sending my best bud death threats way back when.3. On the boardwalk one night, some particularly intoxicated guys, high on WHO THE FUCK KNOWS were bothering the absolute hell out of me. Of course the guys i was hanging out with at the time did nothing to help me out so when one was like 'baby, you want some VIP' after i'd already told him to fuck off a dozen times, i noticed it was for a really shitty place i didn't really want to go to. His friend looked rather interested in the card though, and nearly hit me to get it from me when i took it from his friend (i'm really not sure why though, i think it was fake .. who knows) so the guy was like 'now if you're not going to use it give it back' i took the card, tore it in half, gave each a half and then punched his friend when he grabbed my wrist and wouldn't let it go fast enough.mef | | | | | | (3 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

| Oh yeah, bitchiness is here | | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | | 04:45pm 10/05/2004 | | | | | Name: JenAge: 22, 23 in AugustWhat makes a bitch?: Having a very strong spirit and head, I don't take much shit from anyone and will always be upfront and tell you exactly what I mean and what I think of you - good or bad. Have a ton of ambition and don't let much get in my way.Why are you a bitch? Because God made me that way and God Bless him for doing so.Your Top Three Bitch Moments: 1. Informing my entire HS Drama Dept through the building intercom that my ex (who was there) shaved *all* of his body parts. Mind you this was slightly on accident as I meant only to tell the people in the booth but it got broadcast on full volume over the entire building. After the ex freaked out and found, demanding almost in tears why I did that all I could say was "because"2. Probably telling another ex right after he finally admitted on breaking up with me because he cheated on me that he had the smallest penis I'd ever seen and he was the worst thing ever in bed. Then making jokes about the size of his endowment to most of our mutual friends for almost a year. 3. Probably making fun (in a nice way) about Mike have cancer, glasses, and diabetes. | | | | | | (4 kisskisses | Kiss my ass.) | | | | | |

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