mama_fortuna - Profile (original) (raw)

I am A. Mauchline, sometimes known as N. I also do burlesque under the name Mama Fortuna.

I've done a few online comics, the most pointless and famous of which is Nice Hair.

I used to run a J-Rock mock-site, and am sadly doomed to forever be mired in X-Fandom in some form or another. I haunt pagan and occult forums.

I bleed black pudding and could beat you to death with my shoes.
I am Pure Evil. Please don't forget that fact.

amazingly bad cockney accents, andrew eldritch, animation, anpu, art, arthurian legend, big fucking boots, big gay colossus, big hair, bruce campbell, cathedrals, chamber, chamber/skin, chaos magic, chocolate, circus freaks, coffee, colossus/northstar, comic books, corsets, crom and mitra dammit, cthulhu, cyclops/rogue, dagon, dancing, dave gahan's pants, dave mckean, dead baby jokes, demonology, djehuti, drawing, egypt, el chupacabra, elder gods, embalming, evil, evil dead, fables, fae, fake hair, fanfiction, funeral direction, gay superheroes, gore, goth, grant morrison, heru, hoodoo, horror, house hippos, hp lovecraft, industrial, jhonen vasquez, john leguizamo, jono/angelo, killing chris claremont, lies, magic, makeup, making people feel ill, mark hammil's voiceacting, mocking things, monkeys, morrigan, morrigu, morticians, mst3k, muppets, music, mythology, neil gaiman, noses, nyarlathotep, online comics, paganism, peter murphy, phantom of the paradise, ramsey dukes, reading, really shitty movies, redneck vampires, religion, rockabilly, rue morgue, sandman, satan pwns you, servitors, shoujo kakumei utena, sigils, sisters of mercy, skull-fucking jk rowling, skulls, slash, snobbery, spider jerusalem, spooky stuff, stuart gordan, stuart immonen, tarot, tattoos, the celts, the dark tower, the invisibles, the occult, tim burton, transmetropolitan, udo kier, ultimate x-men, uncle al, voltaire, warren ellis, webcomics, weird religious candles, witchcraft, writing, x-men, x-men slash, yaoi, your mom, zombies