motherneversaid - Profile (original) (raw)

on 14 November 2006 (#11611188)

Mrs Beeton would be turning in her grave

Because I don't know anything, but we know everything.

Because no-one ever taught me to darn a sock, or how to keep my blacks black and stop my whites going off-grey, because my bank account is always in the red, and my jeans have holes in, and no I don't know how to change the oil on my non-existant car, but I'd sure as hell want to know if I had one. Because I wouldn't know where to begin with most of life's challenges, but I know someone who does.

So here it is. The practical guide to modern living. Life lessons in sisters doing it for themselves.

Because we know we can.

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