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on 2 November 2004 (#5023586)

all around the world, New York, United States

it all started back in 1985, when the world was misfortuned by the birth of a baby boy. "damn!" said mother. "look at the size of it's head!" and she tossed the baby boy out the car window. the boy proceeded to roll across the highway into the ravine. one day, it so happened that a prostitute with web-toes was passing by on her way to the corner, when she saw the poor baby, dirty and crying because 2 crows had been picking at it's gargantuan head. "i shall take this baby as my own. and i will teach him in the ways of whoredom." the boy grew older, his head inflating unproportionately larger. his mother had kept him confined to the dungeons of the dank and dark cellar, where she felt he would be safe from the world and all of it's filthy evil. the only connection the boy had to the outside world was his beloved computer. one day, while his new mommy was hard at work (he could tell because the noises coming from the upstaris bedroom sounded drastically in-human), he decided to risk his life and venture onto the mean streets of the city.....

since that day, the world has never been the same. many lives have been destroyed. and it is time to rise up against this mockery of human existance! it is time to take action. it is time to come together as one and beat the pants off of this waste of space. grab your guns boys....this bitch is going down.

ass raping, beatings, blunt objects, braces, bubblegum, cheese, classical music, clowns, crack, doing your mom, dull razors, dvds, egg nog, exploding heads, explosions, fire, fire extinguishers, flirting, fluffy bunnys, gang banging, guns, haikus, hating, hookers, kmfdm, knives, love, macgyver, my chemistry set, overdosing, ponies, restoring order, scissors, screams, slashing tires, slayer, sporks, star wars galaxies, static, violence, voodoo, witchcraft, your mom

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